Lauren Goodger #34 Syringing colostrum from her tatties, Chaz is now a chunky fatty

[Facehugger]

Very sorry to hear that. Most good anglers know to leave only foot prints . I won't even leave a fag paper behind. Consideration for others and the environment or don't fish

I know, we fish too (sea) but retrieve anything we've used and take it home. That's why I'm so mad I think! Thank you

sitting in the car by myself howling at this… literal tears in my eyes!

Well I'm pleased I've cheered somebody up

What on earth was that green thing madam was wearing in that picture? I can't decide if she looks more like an over ripe watermelon or a bloody stuffed marrow.

 

[JakeM]

Scrunchies, I’ve just remembered that she’s on SPL tomorrow! #anixetyawareness

 

[Facehugger]

Scrunchies, I’ve just remembered that she’s on SPL tomorrow! #anixetyawareness

Oh, thank god I'll be at work

 

[JakeM]

Oh, thank god I'll be at work

We’ve heard it all before anyway. It’ll just be the usual “erm *hair touch* so yeah, i have suffad from anixety for about 8 yeas now *hair flick*. Am here to raise awareness on the subject so bewful yungels know that they aren’t alone, so erm, yeah... *pout*”.

 

[Facehugger]

We’ve heard it all before anyway. It’ll just be the usual “erm *hair touch* so yeah, i have suffad from anixety for about 8 yeas now *hair flick*. Am here to raise awareness on the subject so bewful yungels know that they aren’t alone, so erm, yeah... *pout*”.

Oh aye, the anixety. If she suffered with anything like any of that she wouldn't have been going out with half her bleeping breakfast hanging out like she has for the last decade would she

 

[JakeM]

Oh aye, the anixety. If she suffered with anything like any of that she wouldn't have been going out with half her bleeping breakfast hanging out like she has for the last decade would she

Absolutely not but it’s Lauren and if there is a bandwagon she will park her arse right on it. She will do anything for attention.

 

[Blowup80]

Bet Steph thinks she is a twit.

 

[AlwightDallin]

Never watched SPL, don’t think I’m alone there

 

[Caw1982]

What's SPL?

 

[Blowup80]

What's SPL?

Steph's Packed Lunch

 

[Caw1982]

Steph's Packed Lunch

Thank you and nah, never heard of it

 

[WordSalad]

We’ve heard it all before anyway. It’ll just be the usual “erm *hair touch* so yeah, i have suffad from anixety for about 8 yeas now *hair flick*. Am here to raise awareness on the subject so bewful yungels know that they aren’t alone, so erm, yeah... *pout*”.

Wiv loadsa lip smacking and tripping over them horse teef.

 

[JakeM]

Wiv loadsa lip smacking and tripping over them horse teef.

How could I forget the bloody lip smack?

“My anixety has been through the roof as I’ve been...erm, *lip smack* plainning my dream laybah and baby Brian isn’t helping at all. Erm, *hair flick* a need fairy loights, canduws, and a want to get me hair done too *hair touch*. Am going to give birth looking prefect For me laybah selfies *pout*.

 

[Crowbag]

Me too

There's a great documentary about poly styrene, well worth watching.

 

[Freeka]

In half time I checked the twitter of Stephs Packed Lunch show. It mentions a couple of items for tomorrow but no BIG LOZ. She may get bumped depending on the match

 

[Blowup80]

There's a great documentary about poly styrene, well worth watching.

It's great isn't it. Her daughter is her double!

 

[Chi4]

She isn't even in 2D like a normal person
She looks like a plate

She is basically a Flat pancake face
Like those potato smiley faces

 

[Blowup80]

She is basically a Flat pancake face
Like those potato smiley faces

Kids could use that face as a frisbie. Bet she gives cracking hugs with those jugs though.

 

[gloriouscheesecake]

She is basically a Flat pancake face
Like those potato smiley faces

That is an insult to smiley faces!

 

[TheSlayer]

She is basically a Flat pancake face
Like those potato smiley faces

I can’t help but have Chrissy Teigan spring to mind

Same flat pancake face

Same biracial background