Lauren Goodger #34 Syringing colostrum from her tatties, Chaz is now a chunky fatty

[Mollichop]

Every time I log on here I expect to see the claxon going off and “THIS IS NOT A DRILL!” But alas still duck all to see with the highly anticipated birf

That bump shoot! Warwick Davis arms and she looks disabled has done me

The top 3 most highly skilled professions:

1) Brain surgeon
2) Pilot
3) Backgrid photoshopper

And @wrongturn I look at your profile pic and think I know that fella but can’t put my finger on it - amazing work!

 

[xyzcba]

Every time I log on here I expect to see the claxon going off and “THIS IS NOT A DRILL!” But alas still duck all to see with the highly anticipated birf

That bump shoot! Warwick Davis arms and she looks disabled has done me

The top 3 most highly skilled professions:

1) Brain surgeon
2) Pilot
3) Backgrid photoshopper

And @wrongturn I look at your profile pic and think I know that fella but can’t put my finger on it - amazing work!

I think the highly skilled backgrid photographer must've been on a day off that day

 

[Blowup80]

I think the highly skilled backgrid photographer must've been on a day off that day

It looks like a student on work experience was given loads of Lozza pics at Back grid and cut them all up and made a new picture! Nothing on the pictures match!

 

[WordSalad]

It looks like a student on work experience was given loads of Lozza pics at Back grid and cut them all up and made a new picture! Nothing on the pictures match!

Maybe she owes them for her last car park 'photoshoot'. Looks like they're taking the piss.

 

[265]

Has Lozza eaten recently or did she get the bleeping message?

 

[geordiegirl]

Every time I log on here I expect to see the claxon going off and “THIS IS NOT A DRILL!” But alas still duck all to see with the highly anticipated birf

That bump shoot! Warwick Davis arms and she looks disabled has done me

The top 3 most highly skilled professions:

1) Brain surgeon
2) Pilot
3) Backgrid photoshopper

And @wrongturn I look at your profile pic and think I know that fella but can’t put my finger on it - amazing work!

I'm scared I'm going to miss something as I'm back to work full time! Can you imagine when the 16th Jultember finally is here

 

[Intoxicating]

Talking of car parks….L’arge uploaded this to his OF today, must of been in a hurry and had to get himself started

Spoiler: Onlyfans muck

 

[Patty779]

Hahahah LOVE James Smith, wonder which "washed up towie bleep" he is referring to he talks alot of sense though. BYG is PATHETIC.

 

[265]

Talking of car parks….L’arge uploaded this to his OF today, must of been in a hurry and had to get himself started

Spoiler: Onlyfans muck

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I think he's confused, holding the wrong stick.

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

I'm scared I'm going to miss something as I'm back to work full time! Can you imagine when the 16th Jultember finally is here

I'll write you a note pet:

Please excuse Geordiegirl from work for the forseeable, she is needed for her very important contributions to a forum dedicated to helping a youngel munching on a sweetcorn and egg mayo baguette bring a very bewful, very bouncy, ethnically uncertain babygel into a paddling pool.

Her return to work will be on or around 32nd Jultember when the youngel buggers off to Comfortzone in Turkey to follow in Skankyprice's trottersteps for lipo, bodylift, a dodgy tatt and a greasy burger.

Love n Kisses
Scrunchies

 

[Facehugger]

Talking of car parks….L’arge uploaded this to his OF today, must of been in a hurry and had to get himself started

Spoiler: Onlyfans muck

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Aww, bless his little button mushroom

 

[lamaitresse]

Talking of car parks….L’arge uploaded this to his OF today, must of been in a hurry and had to get himself started

Spoiler: Onlyfans muck

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That picture is grim. Is it bad my first thought was that he needs a training bra? Tight trackie tops are not your friend at the moment, L'Arg.

Whenever I see this meme I think of poor, thick as duck Lozza. (She'd probably look at the picture and think, "Why? What's wrong with it?").

 

[Sunnydaze101]

I'm scared I'm going to miss something as I'm back to work full time! Can you imagine when the 16th Jultember finally is here

You’ll hear about it - Tsunami in Essex.

Talking of car parks….L’arge uploaded this to his OF today, must of been in a hurry and had to get himself started

Spoiler: Onlyfans muck

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Omg. FML. And who took the picture?. Had to be her

@Katie8ee tagging you so you don’t miss this one.

He has that look on his face which reads, can’t believe I’m back here groping my dick to pay the rent again and ….hopefully she can photoshop my moobs out this time.

 

[geordiegirl]

I'll write you a note pet:

Please excuse Geordiegirl from work for the forseeable, she is needed for her very important contributions to a forum dedicated to helping a youngel munching on a sweetcorn and egg mayo baguette bring a very bewful, very bouncy, ethnically uncertain babygel into a paddling pool.

Her return to work will be on or around 32nd Jultember when the youngel buggers off to Comfortzone in Turkey to follow in Skankyprice's trottersteps for lipo, bodylift, a dodgy tatt and a greasy burger.

Love n Kisses
Scrunchies

Ah thank you SOS! I'll hand it in tomorrow

 

[Thetruth123]

Jeeesssssuuussss!!!!!

I don’t mean that meanly at all!!! .....just you can’t get further from the tripe she posts of herself!!!!

 

[geordiegirl]

Jeeesssssuuussss!!!!!

I don’t mean that meanly at all!!! .....just you can’t get further from the tripe she posts of herself!!!!

Oof! Absolute car crash

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Jeeesssssuuussss!!!!!

I don’t mean that meanly at all!!! .....just you can’t get further from the tripe she posts of herself!!!!

She has a FB page? And she posted that.
Omg. This is such a brilliant day today. We have had so much gold material.

And tomorrow we have Stephs lunch show

Jeeesssssuuussss!!!!!

I don’t mean that meanly at all!!! .....just you can’t get further from the tripe she posts of herself!!!!

Do you have a link. Whenever I look for her I always end up with Kees articles.

 

[Blowup80]

She has a FB page? And she posted that.
Omg. This is such a brilliant day today. We have had so much gold material.

And tomorrow we have Stephs lunch show


Do you have a link. Whenever I look for her I always end up with Kees articles.

Ooh is bewful girl on telebox tomorrow?? I'm working from home still. I'm gonna make a nice cup of tea and watch the stupid illiterate hair flicking lard arse look NOTHING like her filtered photos!

 

[Freeka]

Hahahah LOVE James Smith, wonder which "washed up towie bleep" he is referring to he talks alot of sense though. BYG is PATHETIC.

Oh wow. Dunno who this lad is but very good. Will seek him out on insta

 

[gigilouxx]

why is she speculating where her bump is fullest when she literally looks like a space hopper, it’s full everywhere hun