Lauren Goodger #34 Syringing colostrum from her tatties, Chaz is now a chunky fatty

[Sunnydaze101]

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Ha, I only have the free one so no Hollywood 2 but this is the makeup and Young 2

Omg it’s so magic. Look how pretty sumo really truly is.

 

[liar liar]

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Ha, I only have the free one so no Hollywood 2 but this is the makeup and Young 2

I so hope her or Ch'Arg are checking on here today

 

[Clickbait]

Do you think that details of the birth will be on show outside Kensington Palace as it is so important?

Printed notification put in a plastic ring binder pocket and taped to a lamppost in her favourite car park?

ETA: 19th July was the date she gave early on as her due date. Obviously she has subsequently given many more. All we know for certain is it will be in Jultember. I can’t understand why she was leaking milk so early if she’s still not due for almost 2 more weeks still.

 

[HeCannitSeeMan]

It’s them damn strong bleep-mones and very darker front ons. God damn it.

 

[St37]

I've just seen something on twitter where she has said that she wants to invite Mark Wright and family to the baby's christening....she must really be skint to stoop that low, she knows full well that they wouldnt go, just bouncing off the connection for the 654th time..I think that what we have here is Essex's very own Norma Desmond....at least that character had had lengthy fame to start with! The girls a complete nutjob

I can’t see this on Twitter ?

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

how longs she been pregnant for now?! the kids gonna come out 18 months old at this rate

With a school cap and paper round bag slung over her shoulder (Babbygel needs to earn her keep!)

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Sad desperate loser seeking attention

I can’t see this on Twitter ?

Lauren Goodger wants to invite Mark Wright's family to christening

I've just seen something on twitter where she has said that she wants to invite Mark Wright and family to the baby's christening....she must really be skint to stoop that low, she knows full well that they wouldnt go, just bouncing off the connection for the 654th time..I think that what we have here is Essex's very own Norma Desmond....at least that character had had lengthy fame to start with! The girls a complete nutjob

Good spot!!

 

[leacdull]

I've had to look at these pregacy photos so many times. I can't work out what makes them so weird! Her neck has disappeared, she's umpteen shades of orange and she has t-rex arms. They're just so bizarre! Not at all flattering - clearly trying to sexualise her pregacy

And don't even get me started on all this talk about boob leakage and expressing. She always just takes that one step too far between decency and over-exposure. Where's the rest of the baby prep? There's slightly more to it than dumping some questionable colostrum into some syringes to flog on your OF, Lozza.

Even Mrs Hinch did a better job of showing her pre-birth prep!

Lauren calls it crostrum and I have no reason to disbelieve this expert in all things pregacy!

 

[Rita Chevrolet]

Bump is nice and front on like her nips

Still illiterate

Eh????????????????????????????????????????? More illiterate nonsense

 

[Intoxicating]

Sad desperate loser seeking attention

Lauren Goodger wants to invite Mark Wright's family to christening

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Good spot!!

Basically this is Lozza having a dig at Mark & Michelle - look at me I’ve moved on and living my happily ever after with a baby before you.

She’ll then drag it out at how hurt and heartbroken she is that they declined (didn’t reply more likely).
She’s extremely predictable and has the demented bunny boiler act perfected.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Eh????????????????????????????????????????? More illiterate nonsense

Let’s hope the duck vaccines work. Can you imagine her home schooling. Anxiety: a n i x e t y.

 

[HeCannitSeeMan]

We all knew that one kid being hauled out of assemblies over the shoulder of the school caretaker.

Laulies destiny is this.

Not due to any genuine neurological issue, but a parental neglect resulting in problematic behaviours

 

[Redbeth75]

What face is this ?

She recommends it for women to have some “me time”…because she is so active and relentlessly on the go that she needs to find time to sit on her fat ass and do nothing for another 30 mins of the day

Eh????????????????????????????????????????? More illiterate nonsense

What does this mean?!?!?!?! What is “front on round”

 

[JakeM]

“Front on round” it’s a baby bump, what does she expect it to be? Back on square?

 

[Blowup80]

“Front on round” it’s a baby bump, what does she expect it to be? Back on square?

Don't people normally say they are all front or round. Like old people can tell you are having a girl or boy by how you carry your bump. You know because they have seen hundreds of bumps in their time! Front on round sounds like directions to a house near a roundabout!

 

[SATCGOSS]

“Front on round” it’s a baby bump, what does she expect it to be? Back on square?

To be fair her arse is ‘back on square’ so maybe she genuinely is surprised her bump isn’t

 

[bignellie]

I can’t see this on Twitter ?

It was a link to closer mag

 

[Freeka]

She recommends it for women to have some “me time”…because she is so active and relentlessly on the go that she needs to find time to sit on her fat ass and do nothing for another 30 mins of the day


What does this mean?!?!?!?! What is “front on round”

Me time? Has she ever had anything else? So far.....there's a whirlwind a coming

 

[Blowup80]

Me time? Has she ever had anything else? So far.....there's a whirlwind a coming

I hope this baby turns into a Tasmanian Devil toddler that can run like the wind and doesn't sleep. Then she'll know what needing me time is.

 

[AimlessShameless]

My bump was most active at 8pm each night. When he was born, surprise surprise he became active at the same time each evening. She is going to be up a lot in the nights I'm guessing.