Lauren Goodger #34 Syringing colostrum from her tatties, Chaz is now a chunky fatty

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She's re-tweeting all of her OF/AdmireMe stuff, must be super-desperate.....

This horror popped up as a sponsored post on my feed this morning!! Who even is that?!! Looks nothing like her Instagram posts!!
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aren't these the lot whose tag line is basically "women, stop spending your money on lipstick and buy life insurance instead"?
 
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She's re-tweeting all of her OF/AdmireMe stuff, must be super-desperate.....


aren't these the lot whose tag line is basically "women, stop spending your money on lipstick and buy life insurance instead"?
Well if Big Loz recommends them that's enough for me. She a successful business woman after all.
 
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Omg just seen the Polly insurance ad on Facebook!😳😳 wow her face is SO different than what she posts on Instagram!
 
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Maybe the ad was what she was filming the other day. I'm surprised shes allowed to be the face of a brand regarding family life insurance when she sells sexualised pregnancy photos to fetish pervs, sells dirty pants, fake designer goods, and lies to the public about how she looks.

I'll get off my high horse now
 
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Omg just seen the Polly insurance ad on Facebook!😳😳 wow her face is SO different than what she posts on Instagram!
Wow they sound like a dodge company. People getting random calls now from all sorts of insurance brokers. Also they have pissed off people with a sexist add campaign. Goodger really associates with legit businesses doesn’t she.

I just can't with this tit! Is he actually driving the car because for a start I'm sure having a wank and driving is illegal. His clothes are vile, the flash makes him look crackish and it had to be her that took the picture which makes the whole thing just sad as duck.

That is about to be someone's DAD! Instead of getting ready for Lauliè coming he's posing in cars for 50p a shot it's just sordid. Big Loz is such a bottom feeder that this is what she has resorted to.

To be clear I have zero qualms with sex work but just as with any work have some pride. Regardless of who you are your dick is worth more than a fiver.

Morning Scrunchies! Feeling a wee bit better this morning 😂 going to have a lazy day in my bed trying to refill my batteries.
Morning - Yay you got sleep.

“your dick is worth more than a fiver” 😂😂😂😂. Sad but true. And like you say. He’s about to be a dad and doing crap like this in a car and publishing it on the internet as a “public profile” person. No words.
 

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I have a breastfeeding question for my Tattle Mums. Yes I could Google it but then I'm just falling down a rabbit hole of odd tit I don't want to 😂😂 can ladies drink alcohol when they are breastfeeding? What's the scenario there? The reason I ask is I have just saw photos of Laura Whitmore at Wimbledon drinking various alcoholic beverages after she was taking selfies in the taxi there with the milk pump thing on her boobs. Do you just not do it for a while after a sesh?

I just presumed you wouldn't drink and had no idea folk do. Except Loz who for sure will have a glass of "champagne" (cava) in the birth tank.
Well I never breastfed any of my lot from my own choice BUT surely if you do you should not be glugging vino or anything else as it will go directly into your child? I remember a friend of mine at the time decided to eat a huge punnet of strawberries thinking they're 'elfy so whats the harm and yet within hours her baby was screaming and writhing in agony due to the OD of fraises. A visit to A&E with the child soon showed her that what she stuffed into her mush directly affects her baby............................................................. so poor little Laulie is going to get kebab & sweetcorn flavoured miwk :(

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Come on Scrunchies someone needs to take one for the team 😂
Is that Buddha's sister there???
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Hmm bet she knew that the #beggypramthatshehates gifted tag would be hidden but she's been told to promote it!!

Why is she showing pics from the shop and not her "nursery"???

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Yes you can have a couple (moderation!!!) As studies show only trace amounts get into milk (unless you're shitfaced, in which case u shouldn't be looking after a baby). All this pump and dump stuff has been proven pointless. The danger really is if you end up feeding in the night and are co sleeping. So if u have even one, best not to co sleep. That's my experience/knowledge anyway, I breastfed both of mine until they weaned x
I thought I read 'shitfaced' not 'weaned' ha ha!
 
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She's re-tweeting all of her OF/AdmireMe stuff, must be super-desperate.....


aren't these the lot whose tag line is basically "women, stop spending your money on lipstick and buy life insurance instead"?
I have no idea why any company, particularly a financial one, would use her. It would put me off straight away.
 
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My bump was most active at 8pm each night. When he was born, surprise surprise he became active at the same time each evening. She is going to be up a lot in the nights I'm guessing.
'She's up all night to do porn
She'll rub herself 'til she's worn
She's up all night to earn money'
 
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What a beggy fucker with her gifted faux fur pram. Ugh. These two fuckwits are the worst!

She is such a bottom feeder. They literally have zero shame. Poor Laulie fishfinger Mirabelle Faux Sweetcorn :(
 
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