MistyWindows
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…Geoffrey Snooks? Is that you? Let us know if you’re in need of assistance.
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Harpyharpyunder
Active member
I know that lots of things were out of her control but does anyone else think that getting married before her sister, who has to rearrange her wedding 4 times so has clearly been planning it for years, is kind of a dick move? Surely let her sister go first
squatternutbosh
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They're quirky and they're kooky
Privileged and spooky
They're all together ooky
The Snooksy family
Their house is like a dungeon
When people come to see 'em
They draw penises in the kitchen
The Snooksy family
Privileged and spooky
They're all together ooky
The Snooksy family
Their house is like a dungeon
When people come to see 'em
They draw penises in the kitchen
The Snooksy family
BoreDeForce
Active member
It's peak influencer to say "I've been running all around today!" accompanied by a photo of them LITERALLY LAYING DOWN 
SpilledTea
Member
God the childish jumping up and down when they give her dad a gift is awful enough but made ten times worse by the fact Geoff jumps up and down as well.
Hashtagnotspon
Chatty Member
Our father, who art in Walthamstow. Geoffington be thy name. Thine kingdom for a cheese toastie. Thine will be done...Omg! Next thread title has to include ‘our father’
Or something like that.
I think what I find uncomfortable about them as a couple is Kathleen's incessant...desire to show them as a couple SO in love and SO physically obsessed with each other. So, you went to a vinyl disco thing (I'm old - does she just mean it was a daytime disco and the person djing was playing vinyl? Ffs....) anyway, you went to a vinyl disco thing and you are having such a good time that you place your phone nearby to capture your 'instinctive' 'candid' moment of having a hug and a kiss? It just shrieks of performative affection. Maybe I'm biased - I never post anything about my relationship (because I don't need or want to) but it just feels so incredibly disingenuous and unnecessary. Does this make any sense?!
MistyWindows
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I’m on a lot of painkillers and had a minging weekend, so apologies but those pathetic ‘bedridden hayfever’ selfies have ticked me right off
Lots of love to you all 🤍
I know I’m probably biased but she is really boiling my piss lately. As much as I love you guys and think you’re lovely and hilarious, I’m not sure I can put up with much more of Kath’s shite.
I too, like many people, have been suffering with hayfever and yeah it’s rubbish, makes you feel gross and all, but Satan on a bench Kath, get a grip.
She’s just had a lovely (if not tacky) wedding that her whole family pulled together for, a lot was gifted and the rest probably paid for by her minted gangler, shes just had TWO holidays, she’s got a big house that she owns in a great location in London, with supposedly the love of her life and her lovely cat - yet all she does is either prat about like a child or bloody moan.
I’m sure we can all agree that we’ve regretted taking things for granted in hindsight, but she seriously needs to take a step back and have a look at what she has, I know mental health problems can effect anyone but she does have the ways and means of getting a lot of help and support which most people don’t have access to.
What is really annoying me is the ‘health problems’, I know this isn’t about Kath but last week I had to stay in hospital for a few nights because I went into A&E having seizures, I had an accident last year which resulted in a brain injury which flared up and lead to the A&E visit, all week I was stuck in bed driving myself mad because I couldn’t stand up due to dizziness. I’m coming to terms with the fact that I’m going to have to quit my job, which I absolutely love and has improved my mental health tenfold, because of injury. I’m going to be skint. Being ill SUCKS! It really does. Not being able to do day to day tasks whilst everyone you know is out enjoying their four day weekend is horrible. I wish I was healthier, I can’t do anything about it.
Katie, if you’re reading, and I hope you are, APPRECIATE how healthy you are and what you have. Hayfever does not stop you from working nor does over indulging and being bloated, your job is very cushty compared to most and you’re lucky to have it, if it doesn’t make you happy then do something else, your partner is earning a lot so you’re in a brilliant position to take a step back from work, train in something, take a risk, have a think about your career. Just stop moaning like a child please.
I too, like many people, have been suffering with hayfever and yeah it’s rubbish, makes you feel gross and all, but Satan on a bench Kath, get a grip.
She’s just had a lovely (if not tacky) wedding that her whole family pulled together for, a lot was gifted and the rest probably paid for by her minted gangler, shes just had TWO holidays, she’s got a big house that she owns in a great location in London, with supposedly the love of her life and her lovely cat - yet all she does is either prat about like a child or bloody moan.
I’m sure we can all agree that we’ve regretted taking things for granted in hindsight, but she seriously needs to take a step back and have a look at what she has, I know mental health problems can effect anyone but she does have the ways and means of getting a lot of help and support which most people don’t have access to.
What is really annoying me is the ‘health problems’, I know this isn’t about Kath but last week I had to stay in hospital for a few nights because I went into A&E having seizures, I had an accident last year which resulted in a brain injury which flared up and lead to the A&E visit, all week I was stuck in bed driving myself mad because I couldn’t stand up due to dizziness. I’m coming to terms with the fact that I’m going to have to quit my job, which I absolutely love and has improved my mental health tenfold, because of injury. I’m going to be skint. Being ill SUCKS! It really does. Not being able to do day to day tasks whilst everyone you know is out enjoying their four day weekend is horrible. I wish I was healthier, I can’t do anything about it.
Katie, if you’re reading, and I hope you are, APPRECIATE how healthy you are and what you have. Hayfever does not stop you from working nor does over indulging and being bloated, your job is very cushty compared to most and you’re lucky to have it, if it doesn’t make you happy then do something else, your partner is earning a lot so you’re in a brilliant position to take a step back from work, train in something, take a risk, have a think about your career. Just stop moaning like a child please.
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MistyWindows
VIP Member
(I didn’t actually send it
)squatternutbosh
VIP Member
This is literally the wankiest thing I’ve ever seen. Dinner inspired by a fat soluble vitamin.
sleepflowers
VIP Member
I'd actually die of shame if I had a wedding pic of my husband groping my chest like that
Not even funny and quirky just CRINGE
Not even funny and quirky just CRINGE
MistyWindows
VIP Member
Happy Monday to you all! This is my first ever *little* thread so if I’ve messed it up please let me know and I’ll have a Redbull to settle my nerves, maybe a little cry into it too.
Thread suggestion by @RachyWoo!
So it happened, Katie of the Kathleen of Snooks is now wed to Geoffrey Lentil of Soup.
After months of moaning, it’s over, we can relax (or can we?).
Andrew didn’t turn up in a Vicar of Dibley style ‘it should have been me’ scenario. The ‘family drama’ didn’t escalate to a violent conflict, despite its supposed importance.
They got married
Sorry but that’s as interesting as it gets I’ve attached some screen shots, they had shit wanky canapés.
A cake with a (debated by us) grammatical error.
The seating arrangement looked like Hampton Court in Henry VIII’s golden era.
They had a really fun little middle class game in which certain guests mascaraed as waiters, they had a rubbish chalk board sign (personally I wouldn’t have been surprised if it resembled the ‘No Riff Raff’ sign from Faulty Towers).
They’re married, Kath is already moaning about how stressed she was before she got married, how she’s so glad it’s over, our hearts’ bleed for you
.
Katie’s parents (not G) are very sweet, Kath was nervous (could you guess?!), what more do you want from me? *glugs cheap Aldi wine*.
They’re both Snooks now! No more Lentils (RIP), but most importantly we realised that the ‘happy’ groom resembles Sideshow Bob.
Thread suggestion by @RachyWoo!
So it happened, Katie of the Kathleen of Snooks is now wed to Geoffrey Lentil of Soup.
After months of moaning, it’s over, we can relax (or can we?).
Andrew didn’t turn up in a Vicar of Dibley style ‘it should have been me’ scenario. The ‘family drama’ didn’t escalate to a violent conflict, despite its supposed importance.
They got married
Sorry but that’s as interesting as it gets I’ve attached some screen shots, they had shit wanky canapés.A cake with a (debated by us) grammatical error.
The seating arrangement looked like Hampton Court in Henry VIII’s golden era.
They had a really fun little middle class game in which certain guests mascaraed as waiters, they had a rubbish chalk board sign (personally I wouldn’t have been surprised if it resembled the ‘No Riff Raff’ sign from Faulty Towers).
They’re married, Kath is already moaning about how stressed she was before she got married, how she’s so glad it’s over, our hearts’ bleed for you
.Katie’s parents (not G) are very sweet, Kath was nervous (could you guess?!), what more do you want from me? *glugs cheap Aldi wine*.
They’re both Snooks now! No more Lentils (RIP), but most importantly we realised that the ‘happy’ groom resembles Sideshow Bob.
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Alrighthunxo
VIP Member
If anyone wants to skip the wait and view more of Kath’s wedding pics, Ed Godden put them on his website under “featured weddings”
They all just make Geoff look like the massive man-child that he is
They all just make Geoff look like the massive man-child that he is
Tom_Nook
VIP Member
It's bad when someone has to ask you to talk about the actual period when you're advertising period pants.
sheleg
VIP Member
He is such an enormous fuckwit.
I’m almost looking forward to them having a child and it putting an end to their ridiculous hipster weekends swanning around buying overpriced food in gentrified neighbourhoods.
Colorofleaves
Active member
Riiiiight... the gal who made talking about sex (toys) her niche, and has no problem shilling a gorgeous crystal butt plug... but absolutely will not answer a question about anal or pegging. No way.