Oh, what a great day to send some questions in by oneself and promote these aff links.
Don't tell me influencers don't work hard.
Don't tell me influencers don't work hard.
Katie Snooks #9 Welcome to the Wedding of Katie Snooks featuring Geoffrey the Lentil. Enjoy the feast, Peasants!
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Definitely not your collection of sex toys
(Or many links to those which are available online)!
Also I bet she'll get some creepy replies from creepy guys and will get worked up about them
I would like to see her collaborate with CathyReayWrites on a tutorial showing Cathy how to wash her dildos.
I jest.
I would not like to see that.
Sex toy content is so pointless. Surely if you want one, just go on Ann Summers or Love Honey and buy one. You don’t need to watch someone talking about getting their rocks off online.
I jest.
I would not like to see that.
Sex toy content is so pointless. Surely if you want one, just go on Ann Summers or Love Honey and buy one. You don’t need to watch someone talking about getting their rocks off online.
Which Lily?
Take your tiny trotters off the chair Kath!
Regarding her wedding planning moaning, being realistic Katie probably has never worked so hard or consistently on anything in years, this was probably a shock to the system. No free wedding planning services were offered, meaning she had to woman up to do the hard graft herself.
Her parents seemed to be very pleased (relieved?) it was over and her Mum happier than her Dad she is staying a Snooks! She clearly gets a lot of her inspiration from her mother. Booking the red double decker to take them all to the wedding location was her mum's idea and evidently delighted her. A fancy car is more traditional, even a horse and carriage if you are royal or a footballer's wife.
G seems to have a group if mates, which is a good sign. He still creeps me put though, I don't know how she finds him desirable! However she is a massive hoarder and lazy af so maybe they balance each other out.
Pondering if wee Andrew has a burner insta account where he was watching her stories with a glass of sad (Aldi) champagne?!
Was her sister's baby not there??
She was but G did make an arsey Instagram story about how they wish they had the balls to ban children from the wedding or something. Ever the charming gentleman is our Geoffard.
He is such an enormous fuckwit.
I’m almost looking forward to them having a child and it putting an end to their ridiculous hipster weekends swanning around buying overpriced food in gentrified neighbourhoods.
Actually mind that I didn’t even see any children apart from Genie at the wedding…. Maybe they did enforce their no children ban?
You can even buy one at sainsburys now.
Mr and Mrs Lentin must be horrified, imagining the poor slender son being tied to the bed with fluffy, featherd handcuffs by a pvc (zipped from neck to undercarriage) bodysuited Kath, forcing him to have a chocolate mould his little Gunit made for his packed lunch the next day.
"G you will eat this at your desk at work while face timing me."
Hopefully they don't have Instagram
Yes Katie I want to know how you recycle your used toys, do you take them to get the battery changed when it wears out?
They probably try not to think about it too much. As long as they get a grandchild one day, you know, "means justify an end"Mr and Mrs Lentin must be horrified, imagining the poor slender son being tied to the bed with fluffy, featherd handcuffs by a pvc (zipped from neck to undercarriage) bodysuited Kath, forcing him to have a chocolate mould his little Gunit made for his packed lunch the next day.
"G you will eat this at your desk at work while face timing me."
Hopefully they don't have Instagram
Hopefully their heights will even out and the kid will be normal size.
Smollest of smols + slenderman = regular dimensions.
Smollest of smols + slenderman = regular dimensions.
Or rather ends justifies the means.They probably try not to think about it too much. As long as they get a grandchild one day, you know, "means justify an end"
I fucked up there a big time
Double dare ya!
That is bizarre, isn't Katie's best friend from childhood veggie or even vegan?
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Oh give over, it's like her crying over swans all over again. She doesn't love birds - she eats (air fried) chickens every chance she gets!
Oh give over, it's like her crying over swans all over again. She doesn't love birds - she eats (air fried) chickens every chance she gets!
She just needs to connect the dots. Swans are not so different from ducks and chickens...maybe try switching out to quorn, soy chunks and oyster mushrooms once in a while!
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