My god - they’re like two different species.
Katie Snooks #9 Welcome to the Wedding of Katie Snooks featuring Geoffrey the Lentil. Enjoy the feast, Peasants!
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Ugh I watched her 2nd wedding vlog this morning, and omg that high pitched screechy-laugh when she says about her guests serving the food…?! Is it funny? If I was sat there enjoying a friends wedding, and suddenly was picked on to SERVE DINNER, I would be furious!!!!
Also, she was showing her wedding day bag and said what she was planning to have in their on the day… including ‘pills’ ….what pills????? Headache pills? Sore tummy ‘medicine’ - I actually cannot cope
Also, she was showing her wedding day bag and said what she was planning to have in their on the day… including ‘pills’ ….what pills????? Headache pills? Sore tummy ‘medicine’ - I actually cannot cope
Ecstasy pills?Also, she was showing her wedding day bag and said what she was planning to have in their on the day… including ‘pills’ ….what pills????? Headache pills? Sore tummy ‘medicine’ - I actually cannot cope
G-unit's viagra pills for later on?
Beta blockers for a liddle panic attack?
Hormone pills?
The mystery continues.
I went to a wedding where guests had to serve and I felt sooo bad for the people who got picked on to do it! They had to wear a chef's hat and carve up an enormous hunking great piece of meat on a small table with people sat elbow to elbow. You could tell most were trying to be fair and ensure there was enough to go around but it looked really difficult to do in a tight space in fancy wedding outfits. I was so thankful I wasn't picked 
plus the extreme hunger of being absolutely starving and having to wait for someone to faff around trying to serve us all! I don't really understand how it helps, it just made a lot of mess and people had to hack and saw at a piece of meat. Plus what if you got a greedy person who took all the best bits! Just seemed like something that could have been sorted out in the kitchen much more quickly.
plus the extreme hunger of being absolutely starving and having to wait for someone to faff around trying to serve us all! I don't really understand how it helps, it just made a lot of mess and people had to hack and saw at a piece of meat. Plus what if you got a greedy person who took all the best bits! Just seemed like something that could have been sorted out in the kitchen much more quickly.I would actually put on my coat and leave if I had to serve food at a wedding. Then I would make sure I never saw the bride & groom again!I went to a wedding where guests had to serve and I felt sooo bad for the people who got picked on to do it! They had to wear a chef's hat and carve up an enormous hunking great piece of meat on a small table with people sat elbow to elbow. You could tell most were trying to be fair and ensure there was enough to go around but it looked really difficult to do in a tight space in fancy wedding outfits. I was so thankful I wasn't picked
Oh our little angel of East London had such a busy day yesterday!
I am not sure she knows what glowing means
I can see a skin stripped off everything and then smothered in some oil.
And damn right it was a treat - it was obviously free
Anti bac pore extraction 🫣
I think what she's trying to say is that if she had to pay, she wouldn't have had it.
What's the special occasion? Going out with herslave husband on a school night?
Apologies to anyone who likes this but I honestly don't. Seems like she paid for the mani though, she didn't tag it gifted at any point.
I am not sure she knows what glowing means
I can see a skin stripped off everything and then smothered in some oil.And damn right it was a treat - it was obviously free
Anti bac pore extraction 🫣
I think what she's trying to say is that if she had to pay, she wouldn't have had it.
What's the special occasion? Going out with her
Apologies to anyone who likes this but I honestly don't. Seems like she paid for the mani though, she didn't tag it gifted at any point.
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Does she really think the average person can afford to spend £175 on a lovely treat at the minute?!Oh our little angel of East London had such a busy day yesterday!
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I am not sure she knows what glowing means
And damn right it was a treat - it was obviously free
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Anti bac pore extraction 🫣
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I think what she's trying to say is that if she had to pay, she wouldn't have had it.
What's the special occasion? Going out with herslavehusband on a school night?
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Apologies to anyone who likes this but I honestly don't. Seems like she paid for the mani though, she didn't tag it gifted at any point.
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All these free treatments and you’d expect her skin to look better than it does.
It's peak influencer to say "I've been running all around today!" accompanied by a photo of them LITERALLY LAYING DOWN 
OMG i totally didn't see the 1 there, I thought it was £75 🫣 Can you tell I don't get facials?
Does she know that the 'little ducks' are called ducklings!?
In the new weekly vlog, she can't even be bothered to mention or put caption on which day is it. She really doesn't care about these vlogs anymore, does she?
Considering a chunk of it was spent making up names for plants and putting name tags on them, I'd say not! It's never a full weekly vlog either, usually just a few random clips of her at home trying out kindly gifted things, eating a sandwich or sitting on the floor talking about 'content'.
That's the problem with most content creators at the moment - they talk about making content but don't make the content. Talking about making content becomes content and it's boring AF.
Also, they very rarely make videos on specific topics anymore (unless sponsored). A lot of them seems to think they're some sort of celebrities and followers are dying to know what they're getting up to. We don't really. I miss the days when videos were on specific subjects and the vlogs were just a little extra content on the second channel.
On another note, the Snookses are off to France for a little break. I can imagine what the vlog will look like:
- we're off to France (getting on the plane/driving)
- here's our gorgeous room in a chateau (shaky montage follows and cuts of before even seeing half of the room)
- we're having wine (in France? Groundbreaking) - followed by drunken giggling
- eating gorgeous snails, frog legs and half a rabbit per head
- followed by close-up of bloated belly
- the vlog cuts of randomly to Katie being back in London and getting ready to go to the post office with some gorgeous returns.
I guess we'll see next week if I am correct.
Also, I just absolutely hate lately the way she pronounces "because" and she uses it wrong a lot of the time? My newest Katie pet peeve
You’re forgetting the gawwwwwwjus little snog under the Eiffel tower
And Katie completely butchering the French language
They're off to the Cognac region (her parents are there for Snooks Senior's 60th and the rest if the fam are surprising him for the weekend) so I guess there'll be no snogging after the Eiffel. Anyway, the breaking the cliché of a newlyweds trip to the City Of Love has got to be on Katie's list of traditions they rejected. Quirkyyy
And when she pretends to be a wine connoisseur
Jesus christ, which is it Kathleen - Skin&Me or The Inkey List? Influencers are such monumental hypocrites, and I find it particularly galling when it's about skin as I have had such terrible trouble with mine in the past. Not to mention the £175 facials, its amazing she's got any skin left.
Christ alive. I won't have my skincare rant again but it angers me how she's got zero integrity with these things! It just makes them all look ridiculous when they're chopping and changing and swearing by different products every two weeks.
It doesn't look great for The Inkey List as she's (apparently) just done her 6 weeks of using their products and now she's back shilling Skin & Me which she hasn't used for 6 weeks (again, apparently). Her poor face won't know what's going on.
Just had a rant didn't I
It doesn't look great for The Inkey List as she's (apparently) just done her 6 weeks of using their products and now she's back shilling Skin & Me which she hasn't used for 6 weeks (again, apparently). Her poor face won't know what's going on.
Just had a rant didn't I
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