Katie Snooks #9 Welcome to the Wedding of Katie Snooks featuring Geoffrey the Lentil. Enjoy the feast, Peasants!

[sheleg]

All these free treatments and you’d expect her skin to look better than it does.

 

[Babybail93]

Chatty? He's smug and insufferable
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“Down to Earth”? She speaks like he is some A List celeb or multi millionaire. She’s made herself look like a right cunt with these silly questions

 

[Mrsstevens]

I feel so much embarrassment for her just looking at this. Why does she look like a drunk beggar every time she dances?!

 

[Tom_Nook]

To be honest, I actually respect her honesty about liking her life the way it is and her reservations about having kids. I do think people should hold back on those questions because it's not always a straightforward answer and can be upsetting for anyone (I say this as someone who desperately wants children and lost a baby recently so maybe I'm a bit sensitive). It's definitely not unusual not to want children though and I have more friends who decidedly don't want to be parents than do.

Did someone call her their role model!? They must really like gorgeous brunches.

 

[Mrsstevens]

That height difference just looks wrong to me. Sorry but it weirds me out

 

[sheleg]

If someone said it was our first anniversary on our second date, I would run for le fuquing hilles.

Absolutely batshit.

 

[Tom_Nook]

I want to write a longer comment but I am currently lying fainted on the floor from cringing so hard. Send help!

Would you like me to set up a little duvet on the little sofa for you if you're poorly?

 

[AvaKnight]

Am I allowed to be offended at her calling another cat - I assume, someone's pet cat - an 'a-hole' for behaving.....like a cat? Yes it probably wants a scrap - it's a cat. That's what they do. Some are more scrappy than others, but it is *entirely* normal. It does not make the cat an 'a-hole'. I loathe people who are like 'oh, my beloved Snuffle Wuffle Mumpkin would NEVER fight another animal! He's a pacifist.' Fuck off Janet, it's a cat that loves food and play fighting. Stop anthropomorphising your fucking cat.

(I have two, just to add! And had two others previously)

OK other people beat me to it, so glad I am not alone

 

[MistyWindows]

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That height difference just looks wrong to me. Sorry but it weirds me out

It’s like Gandalf and Frodo

 

[Tom_Nook]

Oh our little angel of East London had such a busy day yesterday!
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I am not sure she knows what glowing means I can see a skin stripped off everything and then smothered in some oil.
And damn right it was a treat - it was obviously free

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Anti bac pore extraction 🫣
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I think what she's trying to say is that if she had to pay, she wouldn't have had it.
What's the special occasion? Going out with her slave husband on a school night?
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Apologies to anyone who likes this but I honestly don't. Seems like she paid for the mani though, she didn't tag it gifted at any point.
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Does she really think the average person can afford to spend £175 on a lovely treat at the minute?!

 

[Alrighthunxo]

wtf is a willy surprise!?

 

[sheleg]

I think part of it is that they are first time cat owners, but also this is a great PSA for why not to buy pedigree cats, which come with a laundry list of health problems that your standard tabby doesn’t, therefore rescuing is the most humane approach to cat (and any pet) ownership. Katie says she ‘adopted’ Maurice but we all know she used that word wrong purposely to try and evade criticism for buy a ‘designer’ cat breed.

Pedigrees are an absolute nightmare. I had a Persian growing up, and she was forever getting sick or having issues. I found my current mog literally in a bin, and he’s sturdy as fuck. Not been to the vets once since his jabs & snip.

 

[sheleg]

CHIEF GROWTH OFFICER.

What the late-stage corporate capitalism does that mean?

 

[spottydotty1315]

As a medical professional I try not to judge others illness without a full history but I feel Kathleen puts a lot out there so here I go..
The steroid injection does have risks and side effects, like most medicines do.

HOWEVER. as previously mentioned by you guys roaccutane has much riskier long term effects than the hayfever injection and is way less documented and researched. As a roaccutane user previously and a hayfever sufferer I really don't get Kathleen. My hayfever is severe but I haven't forked out for the injection because I'd rather just gauge my hayfever day by day- as pollen fluctuates. But obviously taking tablets every day may be too much for poor Kathleen.

I can honestly say I have never had a day off due to hayfever. I once woke up and my eyes were swollen shut from sleeping with a window open overnight and I managed to shove 3 one a day hayfever tablets down my neck, put a cold compress on my eyes and go to work. AND I lived alone and had no knight in shining armour tosser in tinfoil like G to rescue me. I still went to work and treated patients like a normal working person.

I feel like her privilege is oh too real now and it's so sad as I really used to enjoy her vlogs but I haven't watched one in months. Believe me I have tried..

 

[AvaKnight]

Come on then, which of you absolute harridans were posting the anal, pegging and baby questions in the anon Q&A she's doing

 

[TapToBoreMeRigid]

43 little holidays. Mini-hols. Tiny-trips. Midget-breaks. Micro-vacays.

 

[squatternutbosh]

Why is she calling a random cat an ‘a-hole?’
She’s shoving her miserable furball in that cats face & obvs the cat is feeling threatened thus meowing at it, she’s so thick

 

[squatternutbosh]

WAIT A MIN. Did she freeze Echo, her dead hamster?? Did she not dispose of it?!?!
Edit: I mean that what is this reference about her hamster being frozen, obvs written by one of the friends…

 

[MistyWindows]

She’s finally pushed me over the edge.
Crumble is the pudding of the gods! Get it’s name out your mouth

 

[squatternutbosh]

I’m not sure why everyone is surprised at the photos. Ofcourse they were gonna be dark, out of focus and like they were captured on a potato. It’s peak hipster wank. Also the photography was ADGIFTED so not like she paid for it