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Katewinsletsknee
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Happy New Year All 
Not sure if I have said it or not (I have been travelling and working away) so not been on socially media much to be honest (regardless I only ever see PANTO BOY stories here) but I see through quickly perusing the threads he’s still a DESPERATE CUNT
HI
PANTO BOY - you both hit up AliExpress before this trip didn’t you ?
And those wedding shoes - getting your moneys worth out of them (I suspect fake).
Someone who I have been working with the last month (who is a performer & has a decent career, well known and earned a decent living - this is important I say this as even with his level of earnings - he said it’s impossible to keep up this level of designer spend) we then went down a rabbit hole talking about reality stars and their FAUX wealth. It’s pretty obvious the majority of their designer is FAKE, because the income doesn’t support that level of spend. The reason it got brought up was Gemma Collins (I saw her on cheetham hill road).
The performer didn’t know who PANTO BOY was at all (but did know GC - GC apparently tried to take him & his missus seats at an event, GC got escorted to her shit seat) and I showed him a videos from here.
The response : FUCK, he’s exhausting. Very childish, not very bright, seems a bit arrested in development (Jake
) but mainly exhausting talking nonsense. The other comment was, he’s like my daughter - she only cares about filming herself doing nothing but pout and he’s the same. Quite a good take.
Thought I would share this titbit.
Hope you are all good & safe
Not sure if I have said it or not (I have been travelling and working away) so not been on socially media much to be honest (regardless I only ever see PANTO BOY stories here) but I see through quickly perusing the threads he’s still a DESPERATE CUNT
HI
PANTO BOY - you both hit up AliExpress before this trip didn’t you ?And those wedding shoes - getting your moneys worth out of them (I suspect fake).
Someone who I have been working with the last month (who is a performer & has a decent career, well known and earned a decent living - this is important I say this as even with his level of earnings - he said it’s impossible to keep up this level of designer spend) we then went down a rabbit hole talking about reality stars and their FAUX wealth. It’s pretty obvious the majority of their designer is FAKE, because the income doesn’t support that level of spend. The reason it got brought up was Gemma Collins (I saw her on cheetham hill road).
The performer didn’t know who PANTO BOY was at all (but did know GC - GC apparently tried to take him & his missus seats at an event, GC got escorted to her shit seat) and I showed him a videos from here.
The response : FUCK, he’s exhausting. Very childish, not very bright, seems a bit arrested in development (Jake
) but mainly exhausting talking nonsense. The other comment was, he’s like my daughter - she only cares about filming herself doing nothing but pout and he’s the same. Quite a good take.Thought I would share this titbit.
Hope you are all good & safe
Hayze2384
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I replied to the photo of Leo in the sunglasses "Ali Express, 99p". Such fragile little beings aren't they!Omg why
CrazyBaldhead
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What's with the 'compo face' Jobless Jake? Cue an injury/anxiety post in:-
PrincessJeanie
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I think we have a tattler on Twitter
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PrincessJeanie
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Just read an old article on the Fail about him. Don’t know if anyone knew this already (I didn’t) but after he won DOI he went and got three tattoos. One was a ice skate blade to signify his win. The second was a huge spider to mark his appearance on I’m a celeb and the third was a massive microphone for his 2 appearances on X factor 
What a prick. It is funny though how the comments from 5 years ago are the same type of comments he still gets on there now ie desperate, attention seeking, who is he, fame hungry, etc…. In fact when you look at old articles about him you realise he’s always been a total and utter tool.
What a prick. It is funny though how the comments from 5 years ago are the same type of comments he still gets on there now ie desperate, attention seeking, who is he, fame hungry, etc…. In fact when you look at old articles about him you realise he’s always been a total and utter tool.Attachments
CrazyBaldhead
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Thanks for all your votes for my thread title guyyyyys!!! *said in a SimpleSoph voice! 
Recap:
Well, well, where do we start.
The last thread flew past with the Colchester Chavs going on a freebie Dubai 'PR stay', although the ASA will be working very hard now as most of the stories by both of them were not marked as such! Epic fail on behalf of the hotel management by choosing these arseholes to entice people to book. They won't! They yet again made Dubai look as boring and soulless as they are. Bad move.
Fakey, whilst pondering his next move to stay relevant, had a 'lightning bolt' moment and decided he was going to run the Marathon and 'raise funds for Sarcoma'. On day two of his 'training', he was already complaining about 'aches and pains' and has more of a chance of eating a Marathon Bar than actually running one.
Constantly filming, reading Tattle and keeping up with Twitter etc filled his days. Fred looked totally fed up of being filmed, they filmed the most cringeworthy reel known to man, a mysterious lump appeared in his pocket, which looked like a packet of fags, and Fred wore a very apt 'Fake' t-shirt! Footage was also seen of NikNak clearly walking strangely and as usual, away with the fairies!
We had a story involving the size of the prawns cooking and him referencing it to the proverbial insult of a prawn being used to insult a man's tiny cock. 'It doesn't bother me though anymore' - yeah right, tiny cock! Why mention it then?
We then had more photos and stories of them both glued to their phones, encouraging NikNak to yell in the hotel corridors, encouraging Fred to walk around barefoot and to kick a football right across a path where guests walk, Fakey making a spectacle of himself, stuffing his ratface with freebies, Fred being filmed falling over and they found it funny and Fakey taking the piss out of Flapz's 30th saying she looks more 40!
The Fakeys were then educated by Flapz that she calls red wine 'mum juice'. We are all still recovering from that one. We doubt there's any juice in her and she's as dry as Gandhi's old flip-flop being married to PantoBoy!!
Today we saw an article about them in The Scum written by somebody ie Polly Parrot who had obviously still not slept all weekend due to a crack binge with the amount of shit written. The article, in itself, is a complete PR disaster. Nobody wants to read about a 'luxury £500 a night holiday' during a cost of living crisis (even though they got it for free). The 'fund-raising marathon' wasn't even mentioned so what was the point? The public will dislike you both even more after this!
www.thesun.co.uk
EPIC FAIL Polly and Ratboy!!!
Let the fun commence Fakeys. He has to face reality now and those gummies are calling!!!
Recap:
Well, well, where do we start.
The last thread flew past with the Colchester Chavs going on a freebie Dubai 'PR stay', although the ASA will be working very hard now as most of the stories by both of them were not marked as such! Epic fail on behalf of the hotel management by choosing these arseholes to entice people to book. They won't! They yet again made Dubai look as boring and soulless as they are. Bad move.
Fakey, whilst pondering his next move to stay relevant, had a 'lightning bolt' moment and decided he was going to run the Marathon and 'raise funds for Sarcoma'. On day two of his 'training', he was already complaining about 'aches and pains' and has more of a chance of eating a Marathon Bar than actually running one.
Constantly filming, reading Tattle and keeping up with Twitter etc filled his days. Fred looked totally fed up of being filmed, they filmed the most cringeworthy reel known to man, a mysterious lump appeared in his pocket, which looked like a packet of fags, and Fred wore a very apt 'Fake' t-shirt! Footage was also seen of NikNak clearly walking strangely and as usual, away with the fairies!
We had a story involving the size of the prawns cooking and him referencing it to the proverbial insult of a prawn being used to insult a man's tiny cock. 'It doesn't bother me though anymore' - yeah right, tiny cock! Why mention it then?
We then had more photos and stories of them both glued to their phones, encouraging NikNak to yell in the hotel corridors, encouraging Fred to walk around barefoot and to kick a football right across a path where guests walk, Fakey making a spectacle of himself, stuffing his ratface with freebies, Fred being filmed falling over and they found it funny and Fakey taking the piss out of Flapz's 30th saying she looks more 40!
The Fakeys were then educated by Flapz that she calls red wine 'mum juice'. We are all still recovering from that one. We doubt there's any juice in her and she's as dry as Gandhi's old flip-flop being married to PantoBoy!!
Today we saw an article about them in The Scum written by somebody ie Polly Parrot who had obviously still not slept all weekend due to a crack binge with the amount of shit written. The article, in itself, is a complete PR disaster. Nobody wants to read about a 'luxury £500 a night holiday' during a cost of living crisis (even though they got it for free). The 'fund-raising marathon' wasn't even mentioned so what was the point? The public will dislike you both even more after this!
Dancing On Ice star Jake Quickenden's luxury £500 a night holiday to Dubai
DANCING On Ice star Jake Quickenden has started the year right with a luxury family holiday to Dubai. The media personality, 34, escaped the post-Christmas blues with a £500 a night holiday at the …
www.thesun.co.uk
EPIC FAIL Polly and Ratboy!!!
Let the fun commence Fakeys. He has to face reality now and those gummies are calling!!!
CrazyBaldhead
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Well I can FINALLY CONFIRM that Fakey wears a syrup!!! You can see the 'lace mesh' which is cut into shape then glued to the scalp. Look at what I've found! All that lying about a hair transplant!
This seriously needs to go on the WIKI.
WIG, WIG, DONG, DONG, DONG - RED ALERT!!
Here's the place. Click on his friend Martin's video. It shows him having his wig fitted and glued!!!
www.aspirationhair.uk
This seriously needs to go on the WIKI.
WIG, WIG, DONG, DONG, DONG - RED ALERT!!
Here's the place. Click on his friend Martin's video. It shows him having his wig fitted and glued!!!
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Heneghs
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Imagine the 2 of them of gogglebox , she’d have her notepad ready with what to say on each segment, like fuckin news at 10 reading the headlines, and if a sad scene came on the tv, he’d prob bring up about his dad and brother dying,Iikr he’s never mentioned it before , 2 scrotes if I ever saw a pair 
redball00n
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Everyone is entitled to their opinion on whether Leo is cute or not (I don’t think he is purely because he looks so dopey) - it’s the way Jake goes on like he is the most beautiful, amazing, funny, remarkable child in the world and needs everyone else to say it as well. My 2yo daughter has blond ringlets, heart shaped lips and thick long eyelashes, her speech is great, she’s so funny and she makes me laugh all the time - I think she’s amazing (like we all do) but I don’t bang on about it constantly to every cunt I meet or post her every move on social media - no one is interested in her eating a yoghurt or running around the house. Unlike Fakey I don’t need validation from everyone else to tell me my kid is cute or clever.
CrazyBaldhead
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Philimena cunk
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His wig must be in the washing machine along with the three months worth of washing.....Wtf is that
JMJandtheWeeDonkey!
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@riddleme89I think he just looks like Jake quickenden …. A absolute ugly cunt
honestly don’t see how these 50 odd year old women drool over him he’s ugly
I am 50 odd and trust me........all I find attractive, is the thought of smashing his teef in. My son is 34 and I would tear him a new arsehole if he was as vain as that twat.
gagzi
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Also guys don't forget the Halloween house party..he got his makeup done professionally at 10am for and the party wasn't until the evening..so he literally wore it all day and then when he got there no fucker else had gone to all that effort and it didn't even fit in with the theme of things! So fucking sad lol..I mean who even does that let alone a grown ass man! 
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Rob2401
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(GRINDR PROFILE)
Hi Boys i’m jake 35 ( i’m honestly not bothered if you don’t know who i am but i’ve attached my cv,insta,facebook,linked~ in and tiktok *please follow them all *
New to the scene after splitting with the wife and finding my TRUE self….(i’ve always loved the pet shop boys )
ideally I’m looking for someone who will take pics of me ,pick-up my gummies and ensure the steam isn’t visible when i take an ice bath !!
Careers ,qualifications morals ,dignity and respect ,loyalty,passion and drive aren’t really something i’m looking for or require in a partner as i possess none of those either !!
HOWEVER an active social media account is a MUST!!(i cannot specify how important this is)
I do suffer with MH issues i’ve not been diagnosed with anything but i’m really good with google so don’t let that put you off oh and i’ve also got a son who i’m 100% dedicated to.
I will always put him 1st (fisher price pay more then Go fresh )
I am some part time parent i make the effort and make sure i see him at-least once a year ….
oh and i’m a bottom if that’s important…
Jakelooks50 for 30% of anal douchers!! (please only one per fan and don’t forget to tag me when your all cleaned out !! have a great day guys xx
Hi Boys i’m jake 35 ( i’m honestly not bothered if you don’t know who i am but i’ve attached my cv,insta,facebook,linked~ in and tiktok *please follow them all *
New to the scene after splitting with the wife and finding my TRUE self….(i’ve always loved the pet shop boys )
ideally I’m looking for someone who will take pics of me ,pick-up my gummies and ensure the steam isn’t visible when i take an ice bath !!
Careers ,qualifications morals ,dignity and respect ,loyalty,passion and drive aren’t really something i’m looking for or require in a partner as i possess none of those either !!
HOWEVER an active social media account is a MUST!!(i cannot specify how important this is)
I do suffer with MH issues i’ve not been diagnosed with anything but i’m really good with google so don’t let that put you off oh and i’ve also got a son who i’m 100% dedicated to.
I will always put him 1st (fisher price pay more then Go fresh )
I am some part time parent i make the effort and make sure i see him at-least once a year ….
oh and i’m a bottom if that’s important…
Jakelooks50 for 30% of anal douchers!! (please only one per fan and don’t forget to tag me when your all cleaned out !! have a great day guys xx
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Luvabitagoss
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Taking bets on him getting his guitar out later and murdering a george ezra song and tagging the poor bloke