He posted it but then dirty deleted it but I was quick and we have it forever!!
The people with clipboards does it!!You legend, I’d forgotten about the dance
Jake Quickenden #51 With fags in his pocket & sand on his toes, he'll be a liar wherever he goes!
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Don't worry mine look the same. My dad did look a bit like Harold Shipman as well so it doesn't bode well
His stag do full of a massive group of his really close friends who he sees all the time and feature regularly on his social media… oh wait… 
And half them left early cos his mad stag involved going to the gym and a spa day in Dublin the capital of getting drunk in IrelandHis stag do full of a massive group of his really close friends who he sees all the time and feature regularly on his social media… oh wait…
And how could I forget when he kissed Wayne “Balearic Botherer” Linekar with far more enthusiasm than his soon to be wife 
His social media content is tit but Fakey inadvertently provided such high quality content for his tattle thread
so many highlights of 2022 I could go on and on, cheers bro!!
His social media content is tit but Fakey inadvertently provided such high quality content for his tattle thread
so many highlights of 2022 I could go on and on, cheers bro!!
You would think he’s the only person to run a marathon, pensioners run it fgs
Omg this one is the second cringest for me after the all in his head physio clip!Platty - just for you!
View attachment 1878202Jake Quickenden #41 Jake has got a very small willy. Will he get a real job? Don't be silly!
Why is he dressed as a horse trainer with horse teeth? I know Chris hughes loves horses so maybe he’s trying to get his attention again… flapz looks fuming 😤 edited it to say Chris hughes not hugged even my phone is trolling the gay lovetattle.life
I literally have second hand embarrassment 
Also guys don't forget the Halloween house party..he got his makeup done professionally at 10am for and the party wasn't until the evening..so he literally wore it all day and then when he got there no fucker else had gone to all that effort and it didn't even fit in with the theme of things! So bleeping sad lol..I mean who even does that let alone a grown ass man! 
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Oh no, Flapz has made her own TikTok!
That mask!!
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So not only does he read here he also likes to catch up on our little assemble...where does he find the time guys!Oh no, Flapz has made her own TikTok!
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- When he did the OTT Halloween make-up for Insta content thinking the theme Day of The Dead meant zombies when it was actually the Mexican celebration.Sorry he's boring us all lately so I'm going over his embarrassing moments of 2022
- The pink suit, eyeliner, orthopaedic shoes, the fake fans with clipboards at the NTA’s.
- Everything about them at Ocean Beach. On the sniff, eyes popping out their head, Flappy with her fanny out, Jake snogging Wayne - embarassing, cringe and desperate and he knew it cos he deleted EVERYTHING the next day.
- Trying to get Dopey the Dwarf to speak for Tattle’s benefit and failing everytime.
Ha ha I’m the older woman, trust me I’m definitely not fawning all over him! My son who’s 7 years younger has more integrity in his little finger than Fakey and definitely has a better work ethic than him.He did an interview saying he wants SCD so he can be the first person ever to win both Strictly and DOI
He’s saying ‘bloody idiots’ and no you’re not missing anything. They live a very sheltered life if they think this is the best tiktok video ever
Saying that will probably be the best video to ever appear on Flappys tiktok. Can you imagine what her contents going to be like 
Not Fred calling some other kids bloody idiots when his step dad tells people to be kind always but him doing it is ‘hilarious’He’s saying ‘bloody idiots’ and no you’re not missing anything. They live a very sheltered life if they think this is the best tiktok video ever
Why’s Jake skulking around London in the dead of night. If he can go in that late he could have drove in early in the morning easily
Shows their mentality if they think an 8 year old swearing on camera is the best video ever
Cos he’s a lazy twit that doesn’t want to get out of bed any earlier than he needs to. Staying in a hotel/travel lodge will give him an extra hour in bed this morning. No pictures of the ‘hotel’ room yet. He drove himself so no driver or first class train either. Wonder if Polly is with him
Absolute shite like everything elseHe’s saying ‘bloody idiots’ and no you’re not missing anything. They live a very sheltered life if they think this is the best tiktok video ever
And that YouTube channel is an embarrassment!The whole day at Ocean Beach was comedy gold- and of course it was the day that Flapz Akimbo was born! Credit to whichever hilarious Fakey came up with that!And how could I forget when he kissed Wayne “Balearic Botherer” Linekar with far more enthusiasm than his soon to be wife
His social media content is tit but Fakey inadvertently provided such high quality content for his tattle thread
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