Jake Quickenden #32 Doph at Obeach hanging out while Fakey’s throating Wayne ‘the gout’

[plattyjoobs]

Mirror commentators aren’t holding back

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Well Flappy looked abysmal yesterday. Just looking at that cheap and nasty atrocity that she wore made me sweat, itch and gave me a yeast infection.

I've just started rewatching Benidorm on Netflix from the start and just got past Mel and Madge's wedding! I can finally understand where Flappy got her wedding dress inspiration from. It's uncanny.

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

My cousin’s mate is a DJ at OB.

He didn’t know who he was and still none the wiser. I asked about the pic as JQ is on it (by accident) and he said “oooh nervous fucking Nancy - Jesus, he was twitching and moving about on the gear”.
But my cousin said ‘no clue who the cunt was, do you know how many fucks in there are covered in tattoos & wearing Primark shorts ”

I thought that was funny.
Right, I hope you are all good (Half way through my deadline) - next time I visit the Guccis may have fallen apart since the cunts never had them off his trotters.

 

[calmyourritas]

Chris when he catches up on tattle later

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Can anyone photoshop a veil onto Wayne’s head in that picture?

The Happy Couple!

 

[Sophinch]

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Am I the only one on this thread that doesn't fancy Chris Hughes?

 

[Anna90]

His ring reminds me of this that comes on the Vera Wang perfume bottle

 

[IamMyaJ]

I can’t believe what I’ve seen today.
I have some tea tho
Apparently Sophie wanted to marry this cunt before Dan married Ross because they wanted to ‘do it first’
The stole every idea from Dan so it looked like Dan had copied everything because they wanted to get in the papers!!

 

[Rosie_and_Jim]

Oooh he’s getting another shit tattoo!

He got this…..

 

[Katewinsletsknee]

So is the CUNT married yet ?
And how are the Gucci’s going.

My cousin was at Ocean Beach or Verruca FUCKING CENTRAL because it’s a fucking dirty shithole, it’s basically Linekars with shit Gak for sale & a tanned wrinkled Jacket potato named Wayne who runs it.

Hope everyone is well & happy - just popping in to say hello

 

[Ginoclock]

If anyone would like to add a tacky brooch to their lapel just visit Etsy

 

[Sophinch]

WARNING..... 🩰

 

[Philimena cunk]

Fucking hell, the stinky Pucci's. That guy is definitely on drugs saying that!!!

My ex husband is better looking, and I hate that cunt too...

 

[Jac In The Box]

Whoever you are, just know that I fucking love you You make me happy

Whoever you are, get a fucking life! You fill me with despair

 

[mrstowny21]

I absolutely cannot believe that the morning after his wedding he is in bed with Chris Hughes and not his new wife. If my partner did that the I would be filing for a divorce straight away!!

Also I’ve been blocked by Nanny QVC all because I politely pointed out to her that as someone who deals with child protection issues she really shouldn’t be posting pictures of Leo naked online for anyone and everyone to see. I don’t understand what is wrong with these people

 

[Luvabitagoss]

My lastest ick is brooches with pics of dead people

 

[Vanilla Ice]

I hope LF isn’t expecting fireworks from old Fakey on her wedding night it will probably be the usual “Quick-en-done”

 

[riddleme89]

You’d have thought they’d have nicer looking letters! that Rebecca has the most inflated lips ever

I can’t believe the villa is the actual venue wtf tell me you ain’t skint without telling me you ain’t skint

 

[Philimena cunk]

Singer
model
footballer
tv personality
tv presenter

are we talking about the same person
Model what exactly I’ve never seen him model anything ??
Singer ? What at camber Sands holiday park hardly Ed Sheehan ffs
TV presenter ? Presenting what exactly he has never ever done tv presenting
Footballer ? Really for who Man City ? Man united ? Liverpool ? Are you certain

Cunt
Can't sing
Came last in x factor
Shit stepfather
Shit father
Bully
Loser

Sound about right..