Jake Quickenden #32 Doph at Obeach hanging out while Fakey’s throating Wayne ‘the gout’

[riddleme89]

Singer
model
footballer
tv personality
tv presenter

are we talking about the same person
Model what exactly I’ve never seen him model anything ??
Singer ? What at camber Sands holiday park hardly Ed Sheehan ffs
TV presenter ? Presenting what exactly he has never ever done tv presenting
Footballer ? Really for who Man City ? Man united ? Liverpool ? Are you certain

 

[Philimena cunk]

Singer
model
footballer
tv personality
tv presenter

are we talking about the same person
Model what exactly I’ve never seen him model anything ??
Singer ? What at camber Sands holiday park hardly Ed Sheehan ffs
TV presenter ? Presenting what exactly he has never ever done tv presenting
Footballer ? Really for who Man City ? Man united ? Liverpool ? Are you certain

bleep
Can't sing
Came last in x factor
tit stepfather
tit father
Bully
Loser

Sound about right..

 

[PrincessJeanie]

80s habitat chic. duck me, these two are soooo behind the times

We should have known really. Only need to look at the way he dresses and accessorises himself to know he’s stuck in the 70s/80s and I’m being polite

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

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Am I right in thinking he only spent 2 hours with the Prickendens?! Wow, what a true pal bet he couldn’t wait to get away
Wedding. Of. The. Year.

And so the mass exodus begins

 

[Philimena cunk]

We should have known really. Only need to look at the way he dresses and accessorises himself to know he’s stuck in the 70s/80s and I’m being polite

Bet the meal is served on eternal beau plates, and it's black forest gateau for pudding...

 

[IamMyaJ]

Might pop down to O beach see if I can recreate the photo from yesterday

 

[The Duchess]

I was just about to say I bet they’ve got thrones to sit on. How wrong was I nothing screams expense and classy like a couple of high back wicker chairs

I honestly did not know they still made them chairs what skip did they find them in??

 

[ShowMeThe Money]

Has no one spotted the 1980s pampas grass display in front of the wicker thrones

 

[Philimena cunk]

I honestly did not know they still made them chairs what skip did they find them in??

Same one man at C & A got his suit from.....

 

[Sophinch]

Bet the meal is served on eternal beau plates, and it's black forest gateau for pudding...

We had the full set when I was growing up

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Has no one spotted the 1980s pampas grass display in front of the wicker thrones

That’s just what you want as a wedding decoration a sign that you’re into swinging.

 

[riddleme89]

We should have known really. Only need to look at the way he dresses and accessorises himself to know he’s stuck in the 70s/80s and I’m being polite

What an insult men then days looked hot certainly didn’t dress like this sad act

 

[Sarivng2022]

I honestly did not know they still made them chairs what skip did they find them in??

I see them used at baby showers and things by me. Usually surrounded by the obligatory balloon arch and pampas grass

 

[turndownforwhat]

This thread has been an absolute cracker this weekend. I’ve had some funny looks off my OH and DD while I’ve been pmsl at it roll on 7pm…A reel named “Dedicated to my beautiful wife” and out storms the Gout gurning in a white two piece shoving QSQ in the pool on a serious note - has anyone seen if QSQs family have actually turned up? And what’s happened to Freddie? (couldn’t give a flying about the potatoooooo)

 

[Cheddar Chalpupa]

We had the full set when I was growing up

Hahahaha I've been collecting Eternal Beau stuff, but I am cool as duck and collect it because I bleeping love tacky shite! (And my Nan used to have it all!)

 

[Nixxs]

This thread has been an absolute cracker this weekend. I’ve had some funny looks off my OH and DD while I’ve been pmsl at it roll on 7pm…A reel named “Dedicated to my beautiful wife” and out storms the Gout gurning in a white two piece shoving QSQ in the pool on a serious note - has anyone seen if QSQs family have actually turned up? And what’s happened to Freddie? (couldn’t give a flying about the potatoooooo)

Omg he's going to sing isn't he

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Has no one spotted the 1980s pampas grass display in front of the wicker thrones

That was the plant that swingers planted outside their houses as a sign! Car keys in the bowl later!!

 

[turndownforwhat]

Omg he's going to sing isn't he

a duet with that Lilia (was that her name?) I’ve unfortunately seen the video of him doing a duet on Instagram. It was painful. My ears are still ringing.

 

[The Duchess]

Has no one spotted the 1980s pampas grass display in front of the wicker thrones

They tried to bring that “pampas grass” tit back in, didn’t all them home “influencers” jump on that band wagon? anyone from the Hinch thread to confirm this? personally I didn’t part take in the buying of any Pampas in 2021 and 2022, I left that for my ma and nanny to do in the 1980’s. Tacky AF they are, high back wicker chairs, pampas grass, even a cocktail bar its like del boys flat (my nanny and grandad had all that tit even a cocktail bar)

My fellow Dub’s you all know what im talking about, dont be shy

 

[Cleopops]

I'm still laughing at that hairdresser being at the villa 6 hours ago...and back in the airport with time to kill before his flight literally 2 hours later ( that would also include the time to get to the airport don't forget)it sometimes takes me longer to do my bleeping food shopping #brosforlife #bestfriends #ihavegotfriends #honestly #paidweddingguests

I'm still laughing at that hairdresser being at the villa 6 hours ago...and back in the airport with time to kill before his flight literally 2 hours later ( that would also include the time to get to the airport don't forget)it sometimes takes me longer to do my bleeping food shopping #brosforlife #bestfriends #ihavegotfriends #honestly #paidweddingguests