Jake Quickenden #32 Doph at Obeach hanging out while Fakey’s throating Wayne ‘the gout’

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haha I didn’t know pampas grass was a sign of “Swingers” ?????
I cant wait for Jake to try sing … what songs do we reckon he will murder? or will it be the camber Sand/Phoenix Nights set list 😂 he better not attemp a George Michael song 😤
I second this! George would be turning in his grave.
 
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Best look8ng man in the UK 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he's obviously on the dame drugs as jake and doph, what a cheap tit show that wedding is. Jake singing will be comedy gold. He can't sing for tit . Chris Hughes had also gone down in my estimate
 
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Whoever you are, just know that I bleeping love you👏🏼😂❤ You make me happy😃

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Whoever you are, get a bleeping life!🙄😂 You fill me with despair🤦🏼‍♀️
 
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That brooch 😩 he’s actually taken it off the jacket and put it on the waistcoat now the jacket is off.

Them bleeping sunglasses as well. Don’t fit his massive ant head!
 
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That brooch really looks like a war medal doesn't it ffs 🤭
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Its really does doesn’t it 🤭 but Prickended couldn’t even do SAS so he shouldn’t be wearing a war medal 😂 bleeping wimp
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I think I've worked out the illness he's convinced he's got (Jake quick listen, I think I've cracked it) he's got some kind of reverse body heating disorder whereby in extreme heat he's cold -proof being the bleeping suit in Ibiza AND Greece whereas in cold weather he's hot-proof being rhe trip to New York where he was pouncing about in a bleeping open shirt in winter and thats why he's in his baggy pants and nothing more when he's at home, Doph probably has to restrain him at Stansted otherwise he's probably tearing his bleeping shirt off before the stairs are at the plane
 
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Oh god. How long before Fakey shares this bit of tack.... (Found while looking who'd tagged him). Sure I could do a better Photoshop. Was also a colour version 🤢
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Whoever you are, just know that I bleeping love you👏🏼😂❤ You make me happy😃

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Whoever you are, get a bleeping life!🙄😂 You fill me with despair🤦🏼‍♀️
Who the duck are these people and what is wrong with them? Romance movies?
Yeah all the best romance movies involved scouting bars in Ibiza for z listers and then giving up your career to flog tit on Instagram whilst letting the leading man push out your biological kid in favour of his own. Followed by spending the wedding night on his own at pontins. How romantic.

must get Julia Roberts and Richard Gere signed up for that one

That brooch 😩 he’s actually taken it off the jacket and put it on the waistcoat now the jacket is off.

Them bleeping sunglasses as well. Don’t fit his massive ant head!
He’ll have it as a nipple piercing by next week when he’s back to wearing no clothes

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We're getting there, bride coming soon....
Maybe Sophie stood him up and it’s just him having a party 😂
 
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Who the duck are these people and what is wrong with them? Romance movies?
Yeah all the best romance movies involved scouting bars in Ibiza for z listers and then giving up your career to flog tit on Instagram whilst letting the leading man push out your biological kid in favour of his own. Followed by spending the wedding night on his own at pontins. How romantic.

must get Julia Roberts and Richard Gere signed up for that one


He’ll have it as a nipple piercing by next week when he’s back to wearing no clothes


Maybe Sophie stood him up and it’s just him having a party 😂
She hasn't got that much bleeping sense.....😅😅😅
 
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All the ‘news’ sites are now reporting this including the Daily Fail. Fingers crossed they don’t moderate the comments 😂 and if they do we know him/his management have paid for the article to be run 🤷🏻‍♀️
 
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Who the duck are these people and what is wrong with them? Romance movies?
Yeah all the best romance movies involved scouting bars in Ibiza for z listers and then giving up your career to flog tit on Instagram whilst letting the leading man push out your biological kid in favour of his own. Followed by spending the wedding night on his own at pontins. How romantic.

must get Julia Roberts and Richard Gere signed up for that one


He’ll have it as a nipple piercing by next week when he’s back to wearing no clothes


Maybe Sophie stood him up and it’s just him having a party 😂
BIB - nothing would surprise me at this stage. 🤣
 
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Cunty chops on the sidebar of shame. Wonder how much that cost.....
Another credit card maxed out.
 
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