Eyerolling
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Fopperholic #40 Stop! Block, delete and listen! Guess who’s back with a messed up extension
**you need to be of a certain vintage, and rap it**
**you need to be of a certain vintage, and rap it**
it’s beyond awkward. She’ll be back on tomorrow saying ‘wow Nicola that risotto looked unbelievable I bet the boys were stuffed after you gave them that massive portion! is that the full fat cheese you’ve gave them that Chris bought last week when he went shopping for essentials whilst social distancing? I’ll have to get some’ bore off Mazza you enabling knob.It's like they've had a conversation beforehand to arrange what she has to say
I can imagine the takeaway saying yes no problem then laughing and sticking extra in thereWho rings up a takeaway and asks for “minimal oil“?
She’s as flexible as a fucking straight jacket the silly cunt.
Like most children this age? What, does she know them all? Yes most children will take their hats off but it’s your job to put them back on every.single.time Fopps. In pretty much every photo of them lately on their walks they don’t have hats on. It’s shameful.
Also, I see she’s taken them to see Mad Mazza ‘SD of course’
She looks like she’s been ripped out of a sticker book and plonked into a picture with a couple of kidsThose grid pictures are ridiculous- it’s like she’s seen the light with the grubby filter and now chosen this one! Lets not forget these are photos of her children in a beauty spot... for most parents that in itself is perfect, enough not to need a single adjustment let alone filter the shite out of it just to make their hair look blonder.. shallowest person on Instagram! And corrr there’s a lot of competition!
Now come on Flopps show us your jet black slug brows to match your brunette roots don’t be shy
Adding.. why does she look like such an awkward Aunty
Fopps will be fewmin, Chelsea is half her age and 10 times the mother she'll ever be. Chelsea's boys have had me in stitches this week, so blummin sweet. Lots of singing which one of the boys loves (Harley I think). He doesn't know all the words but puts his heart and soul into the song. Chelsea doesn't ever tell him he's got the wrong word, she just carries on singing with him. That's a great Mum right there. I suggest you watch and learn Floppers, spend less time having your botox and more time on your children you absolute idiot.That is so so funny, Fopps won’t be best pleased