Emma Drew #16 can only eat a third of a chicken breast and three toms but still fat

[Delia Smith]

A friend had an ovarian dermoid cyst which when removed was found to have a small malformed jawbone with five teeth on it. Imagine how much Emma would milk that.

Emma is a malformed jaw with 5 teeth anyway? So for her it would be like having a mini Emma.

 

[NC2020]

Emma you’ve done everyone else’s requests I’m starting to get really upset that you’ve left mine out! Size 14 non stretch jeans please with a zip and a button at the top. The non stretch bit really means a lot to me. You can pair them with a hairband of your choice

 

[Badg69]

And another thread suggestion:

A Costa a day keeps the covid anxiety at bay

 

[NotAppropriate]

Jesus Christ my eyes

 

[Scragbags]

Wisp update
Tattle bingo call!
Winners get a leftover slice of Tony's birthday cake, cat vomit included

 

[Laur91]

NO

NO

NO

 

[DJ*]

My brain cannot compute that this is a 32 year old woman

I saw that photo and my first thought was Les Dawson!

 

[Breadhead]

She looks like when you press the randomise button on create a sim

 

[Scragbags]

OK crossed out word is either warhammer or wank.

I see no other options...

 

[Bitchandstitch]

I want a picture of whisp with todays newspaper and also his cage. Let me see if he's been cleaned. I’ll wait

 

[Annabel89]

The more she comes out with desperate little attempts to prove they have sex, the greater my suspensions grow that they have never actually located her fanny beneath that enormous gunt.

 

[urghmummybloggers]

Say Yellow Sticker 3 times in the mirror and up pops that monstrosity

 

[JoeBloggs]

Your journey hasn’t been straight forward because you’ve done fuck all towards losing weight apart from having the surgery itself..

Wow full of lies.

She didn't have cancer. The pandemic should have helped her weight loss, more time to exercise and no places to go out and eat at and the cysts will have had no effect on her weight loss and shape. She is a potato.

 

[myzosi]

Hi and welcome to my professional award winning money blog Instagram emmadrewinfo with me! Your host! Emma drew! Here you will find pictures of me in various states of undress, almost unlimited amounts of moaning about every. little. thing. and disgusting oversharing about scabs and almost shitting myself from eating French toast!

 

[Katykatykaty]

I never fail to be simultaneously amazed and disgusted by absolutely everything Emma does.

 

[Breadhead]

She’s the most bizarre shape. I’m just going to say it, I want to see her naked ok? Emma? You didn’t answer my request re the jeans so can we see you naked instead please? I’ve just got to know what goes where

I'm pretty sure it's something like this..

 

[Bubblesandflowers]

Was?!

 

[Scragbags]

This is my sleep paralysis demon


F me thats big sorry

 

[Badg69]

Thread suggestion:

Size 14 ted baker to cover the gunt, but all in all, ya girl is still a massive...

 

[Badg69]

Can't sleep so enjoy..

On the twelfth day of Christmas
Emma Drew gave to me
Twelve hours napping
Eleven side hustlings
Ten xmas shop listings
Nine Tony touches
Eight cancer references
Seven new size 16 dresses
Six 'nope' days
Five Costa drinks,
Four affiliate scams
Three Instagram lives,
Two used pusheen bedding sets
And a partridge in a pear tree.