HeCannitSeeMan
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Paul or pig? PAUL OR PIG?!?!?
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JustWonderingIf
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itskurnsstupid
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What my ring door bell sees when I come home rat arsed at 4am trying to put my key in the door
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TrixieMattell
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He's the kind of person to kiss dead folk on the lips and say goodnight God bless
snapshotskillset
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9p per 1000 views, she’d have made more money putting his birth certificate up her arse on her only fans.
vunderland
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idk if anyone caught his live this morning but a guy called scotty said to him "my husband matty loves you can you say hi to him" n u could literally HEAR the gears grinding in paul's brain to figure out that it may be two men who are married. he said out loud "scotty... matty... scotty... ummm ok. hi matty..." like he was disgusted, he's such an obnoxious homophobic cunt
Paul's Rash
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I had to see this, so now do you. SORRY.
He makes me fucking sick to my core.
99% sure last pic is what his cum face looks like.
He makes me fucking sick to my core.
99% sure last pic is what his cum face looks like.
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QueenHamlet
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I don’t know about any other of you Hammies but I’m still waiting for Pool’s union rep, solicitor and management team to contact me after him taking the legal route. Any day now…
Blunderwoman
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Imagine going to a loved ones funeral and seeing that translucent ponce stood there, looking like a poltergeist & filming tik toks.
I’d lob myself into the ground with the deceased.
I’d lob myself into the ground with the deceased.
BeautifulTrauma
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I am actually stunned.
I defended Sophie through it all, said I thought she was manipulated and here we are. I am sorry everyone, I was wrong. What an attention seeker to let that pweirdo back in her life for attention.
Do we think this is the ‘single but spoken for’ rubbish he posted?
I defended Sophie through it all, said I thought she was manipulated and here we are. I am sorry everyone, I was wrong. What an attention seeker to let that pweirdo back in her life for attention.
Do we think this is the ‘single but spoken for’ rubbish he posted?
HeCannitSeeMan
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You know that corner of the kitchen floor that just always seems to gather dust and random stray peas and the odd potato peeling, no matter how much you clean up….. Paul’s the Partially defrosted oven chip with dust for hair
ayms94
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The best part of Alex’s video for me was how it really highlighted the contrast between Paul and two normal males. They come across as nice normal lads and then boom… switch to a clip of Paul the 42 year old doing cringe dance moves in his dads bathroom. Obviously we already know Paul is beyond odd but seeing that stark contrast was a reminder of how much of a freak this bloke really is 
When I was messaging him he said:
- He doesnt discuss his work anymore but he loves it very much
- He tries to be the kindness in a world full of dickheads (in regard to turning his comments off)
- Called me brainy because im at uni and said to "take deep breaths and take everything a day at a time"
He was supposedly at work when he was messaging me but his replies were embarrassingly fast so clearly he doesn't do much.
Oh and he saved my age in the chat, presumably to cover himself.
Then i blocked him because I felt sick talking to him
- He doesnt discuss his work anymore but he loves it very much
- He tries to be the kindness in a world full of dickheads (in regard to turning his comments off)
- Called me brainy because im at uni and said to "take deep breaths and take everything a day at a time"
He was supposedly at work when he was messaging me but his replies were embarrassingly fast so clearly he doesn't do much.
Oh and he saved my age in the chat, presumably to cover himself.
Then i blocked him because I felt sick talking to him
rosesareblue
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If we cut out the poncing, the dancing, the weird accents, the racism and homophobia… he looks like an onion balanced on a wooden spoon