New Vlog: I nearly didn't vlog today
- He starts with his gummy face holding all the fresh fruit and veg and meat they got from a local farmers market because they are too inept to actually go to a supermarket
-He didn't vlog over the weekend "off" because he wanted to "be more present" - so don't ask him about Zoes birthday vlog
- He said "we had the most amazing day" --- looked like it lol
Alfie: "Its also crazy that my gf is 30 years old. That's not insulting to Zoe" ---
- He is "cooking" rice aka uncle Ben's garlic microwave rice because "I'm a big fan of garlic" with chicken and peas ---- bland as his content
- Alfie: "Possibly the most important thing I need to do today is to catch 3 fish on animal crossing" --- wow it's a hard life he lives
- Alfie on his bland cooking "shit I have missed food like this"
-Alfie: "I feel like that's one thing self isolation will bring to all of our lives is more appreciation of the little things" -- aren't you the man who held a pound like it was dogs sh*t...do shut up Alfie
- LOOOOOL WHO SAID THAT ABOUT MISSING HUGGING SOMEONE WAS ABOUT HIS MUM:
HE LEGIT SAID "I cannot wait to hug my mum and dad"
- Alfie: "I hope we all don't fall back into the mindset having them being super norm" -- look Alfie just because you are self centre d*ck doesn't mean we all are
- Had a call for some more future self merch coming, didn't show them as he didn't want the fans being "super excited"
- Zalfie played animal Crossing instead of talking and Mr I Don't Care About Views gushed "theres 19,474 people watching my new video"
-Bland cooking montage ft Zoe - sausages, carrots and mash. Jamie Oliver who???
- Whilst eating dinner they stream their friend Arswn playing ANIMAL CROSSING
Bloody count = 6 times in an 8 min video!
Wtf is this about? Who you missing Alf?
Confirmed in new vlog: it's his mummy and daddy