VLOG: ANSWERING QUESTIONS YOU ASKED US
- Starts off wiping his lense again - I think this is becoming his "thing", even if it is pathetic
- He said so many people ask how to become a Youtuber "how to make good videos, ok I can't help you with the good videos bit" -- at last, something we can agree on
- He said "Youtube has always told me to make sure the first 10 seconds of your video is captivating" --- But then added "I do not do this myself, I make a time-lapse of a coffee, or the dishwasher" - maybe he should take Youtubes advice
- He became Alfiestole again
- He was up late tie-dying his ugly jumpers --- funny he had a bunch in the background in his office in the section of the room where his expensive fancy podcast stuff was -- what a waste!
- He got blue dye all over himself and showed us as if we cared
- Time-lapse of him putting all the jumpers in the wash
- SPONSOR #AD TIME: Lark????? Never heard of it?? Sounds like Google docs plus Zoom [lets see if he uses it in a month or "forgets" about it]
- Lunch is quinoa and uncle ben rice with meatballs -- did not look appealing
- He had Lottie take low-quality photos of him in his "merch" through a video call instead of Zoe taking them?
- He went to his gym and wore his condom hat
- So to stretch the vlog out unnecessarily Zalfie did a Q&A
Q: How does it feel to be 30 Zoe?
Z: "
It feels the same"
[Alfie waffled a bit about how he is excited to get older and Zoe said "really"]
A: "
You are closer.........theoretically..*awks smile***closer to having kids" ---- if you are interested he said this d*ck comment at 14:09 then added
"I think its sick" - yeah this boy is not ready for kids AT ALL
Z:
"I am excited for the next phase of my life" --- what are you excited for???
Q: What would you be doing if you weren't a Youtuber? And what would you want to be doing?
Z:
"I don't know what I would be doing...but what I would want to be doing is being a detective"
A:
"I would want to help loads of small startups grow" --- he could do that know!
Alfie then added
"are we together"??? --- he really dislikes her
He then talked about all his charity work and then said
"people online don't like us talking about it"
- Someone commented on how The Chimp Paradox helped them because Alfie recommended it, but Zoe asked "how was the end" -- basically rinsing him because he has not finished it
- Someone also asked [prob a Tattler lol] asked to see the house before the renovation - Alfie suggested Zoe shows plans on her channel as they didn't make many videos, Zoe was not keen
Q: Do you watch any vloggers you would recommend?
Alfie listed a couple, and Zoe said she watches less Youtube and watches IGTV as its quicker to consume...she watches more Netflix than Youtube --LOL this girl
Bloody count = 2
Zoe is honestly wasting her time with him he’s never putting a ring on it and you can forget about kids 
