Weird that what he wants her to wear doesnt suit her AT ALL and does nothing for her. Where as the clothes she used to wear that she chose looked really nice.This “Alfie’s choice of choosing what I wear” has cropped up a few times in the past, remember when he went to some shop and picked everything down to the underwear?! Maybe it’s just me but I think it’s weird for a significant other to be choosing anything other than lingerie for a specific activity. Even then it would have to be agreeable, no? Maybe I’m just too old to get iteven though I’m the same age as Zoe. But then it comes up in other formats like friends/subscribers choosing clothes. It’s a weird concept to me.
Alfie Deyes #9 The lights are always on, but nobodys home
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He wants her to look like all the younger “cool hipster instagram” girls he follows, unfortunately Alf that’s not what zoe is or will ever be
Did anyone else see his story this morning, asking if he should finish the three bites of burger he’d left by the bed after they got a takeaway last night?
firstly - who eats dinner in bed? Secondly, who then just goes to sleep leaving leftover food by your bed? Thirdly, who then contemplates eating the leftovers 12 hours later? GRIM
firstly - who eats dinner in bed? Secondly, who then just goes to sleep leaving leftover food by your bed? Thirdly, who then contemplates eating the leftovers 12 hours later? GRIM
So in Marks new video hes on facetime to Zoe and Alfie moons at him. 
Bet Mark loved that. Alfie showing that he misses Mark metaphorically and literally licking his arse.So in Marks new video hes on facetime to Zoe and Alfie moons at him.
I’ll never be over the time they shared a story of them eating a full hot plated meal in bed
They’ve various other places in their massive house they could eat.I was watching an old vlog the other day and Zoe and Mark had bought some ice cream from boho gelato so it was in a big tub and alfie had a spoon ready to try some and they were talking about his beard and as he was talking he rubbed the spoon round his beard then ate some ice cream with the same spoon.I’ll never be over the time they shared a story of them eating a full hot plated meal in bed
He then pretty much told Mark to have a wank, didn’t he? “Self care session” ... orrrr maybe I’m just a pervert?So in Marks new video hes on facetime to Zoe and Alfie moons at him.
I thought he was on about a face pack.
We best go with that, because let's be honest, none of us actually want to think about Mark having a wank.
Alfie actually comes across as such a prude. I know he might mention sex or his dick and joke about it a lot. But when it gets anymore deep, discussing positions even he clams and gets very prudish. Probably a lie back and think if England missionary position kind of guy.View attachment 126053
Yes Alfie, asking someone’s favourite position is so outrageous it belongs in Only Fans.
isn’t he the one who constantly jokes and brings up sex/his d**k in Zoe’s vlogs?
They are both fully consenting adults.....outrageous questions! So out there and shocking!!
And probably think anyone who has sex in a different position, location, or has any kinks/fetishes is really weird.
I really really really don’t think they have sex
Why do I feel like I want to defend missionary
nothing wrong with missionary, unless it’s with Alfie of course Aww thats prob because he only knows missionary.View attachment 126053
Yes Alfie, asking someone’s favourite position is so outrageous it belongs in Only Fans.
isn’t he the one who constantly jokes and brings up sex/his d**k in Zoe’s vlogs?
They are both fully consenting adults.....outrageous questions! So out there and shocking!!
There is nothing wrong with it. Alfie just seems like sex starts and finishes with the missionary position.Why do I feel like I want to defend missionary
No, they don't seem a very sexual couple. Too much eating in bed, too much of Alfie's Gaviscon on the nightstand. Just not an environment which turns someone on.
Hahahaha! Lotty looks quite cool and can pull it off, Zoe looks so embarrassing. Like a 40 year old trying to dress like a teenage chavZoe is wearing this outfit in the latest vlog and Alfie says something along the lines of if he could dress Zoe however he wanted, it would be exactly this... I wonder why
They have no sexual chemistry at all.There is nothing wrong with it. Alfie just seems like sex starts and finishes with the missionary position.
No, they don't seem a very sexual couple. Too much eating in bed, too much of Alfie's Gaviscon on the nightstand. Just not an environment which turns someone on.
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