Alfie Deyes #9 The lights are always on, but nobodys home

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Louise123

Louise123

Handwash30 said:
So Alfie’s down the key ring workshop next week to “help make orders 👌”. If this smooth brain twit is capable of crafting them then they must be even shitter than I thought. I can imagine him popping a note in the packaging of the ones he makes to let the lucky customer know he’s blessed it with his Midas touch. :rolleyes:

For any normal business, if you found out your handcrafted artisan leather wankstrap had actually been made by some back office investor wanting to have a go at playing with the tools, you’d not be happy would you really.
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I’ve decided next week I’m going to clap in support of that brave woman having to put up with fraggle hanging around like a bad smell whilst she tries to make those crappy wankstraps. We need to send her a bingo card she can fill in every time he says the following...
Dwop
Bro
literally
Guys
Bloody

Please add anymore you can think of.
 
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Wowwwwwwwww

Louise123 said:
I’ve decided next week I’m going to clap in support of that brave woman having to put up with fraggle hanging around like a bad smell whilst she tries to make those crappy wankstraps. We need to send her a bingo card she can fill in every time he says the following...
Dwop
Bro
literally
Guys
Bloody

Please add anymore you can think of.
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Savage
Sick
Ridiculous
 
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cvntlord0606

trust him to bring a silver plated tory edition fire starting kit that mummy and daddy got him for cwistmas to go camping with. just a take a fuckin lighter for gods sake
 
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JOHN1967

Watching his woodland vlog reminded me of the phrase does a bear tit in the woods, but in this case did Alfie tit in the woods, and more importantly did he wash his hands afterwards.
 
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emerald

emerald

cvntlord0606 said:
trust him to bring a silver plated tory edition fire starting kit that mummy and daddy got him for cwistmas to go camping with. just a take a fuckin lighter for gods sake
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He's a firestarter, tory firestarter
 
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