Congratulations to @Lurkeryaar with 28 votes!
Welcome bitches/queens to thread 36 of this absolute turd of a woman.
There is not much to report apart from the fact that she is getting a refund on the sofa but will be spending the next week sitting on it with her foisty minge and contrived...
Congrats to @BronskiBeat with 39 likes!
- sofa is still broken
- still buying mismatched furniture
- still fucking up the decorating
- still looks like her husbands twin
New thread time and I’m so happy that this thread title got the most likes *bites fist*
Congrats @Furnessian for this amazing title.
Recap: Jess showed us all how to make iced coffee just in case we’d forgotten the 75 posts from last year.
She managed to break a brand new sofa although it...
New thread. Title thanks to @Kingdonkey
Jess moved house and appears to have thrown the entire contents of her old house away and bought everything new except the standard lamp and rattan shelving that looks like it came from an old people’s home. She also bought the exact same brown...
New thread. Had to modify the title a bit. Congrats to @uglybettybetty
recap: Jess went on holiday AGAIN. Stayed to four night and tagged the fuck out of the hotel causing us to wonder if it was a freebie.
They didn’t leave the hotel and ate beige bland food for the duration of their trip...
Thanks to @LostScot82 for the thread title.
I always say I can't think of a re-cap, but this time it's difficult to think of one. Jess just keeps getting more boring and her content is dire.
*Jess and Millie went away to a lodge thay they didn't leave
*Jess did a secret shoot, which we think...
Recap: jess has had another skin drama / outbreak yet still rubs her greasy mitts over it and slathers on the make up resulting in needing steroid creams. I present to you - #pharmacygate debate
They have purchased a new house: fist biting stuff! .. however, speculation is rife on...
Thread title by @Kingdonkey , congratulations!
So what's happened recently...well she finally packed up her house and moved to her mam's. Tattlers suspect that the bed didn't last the night after being seen propped up on the wall...
Luckily morning dances have stopped, but all we've had...
Still no evidence of house packed up.
Jess is kindly finding us all discount codes for £400 bags that she’s been gifted.
The morning 12pm dance routines continue…
Thanks to @LostScot82 for the title! I’ve fluffed it slightly but getting it amended 😂
Thanks to @BunnyBoo0102 for the most liked thread title.
Jess is still quite dull and again there isn't much that I can think of to re-cap.
*Jess still hasn't bought a house and is still bitter over that other house.
*Jess will be moving in with her Mum and her partner soon.
*Jess went to...
New thread, had to shorten title...
She's away soon on her 928729x holiday abroad this year, oblivious to the fact the majority of us are struggling to just survive month to month..
She's selling her house yet she hasn't packed a thing yet is still buying and hoarding pointless tat /...
Thanks to @GiftedNotFree for the new thread title.
I can't think of a re-cap at the moment, I think the thread title says it all.
Feel free to do a re-cap, if you can think of anything, she's just so dull at the moment.
Thanks to @Skinny for the thread title
I'd say not much to re-cap due to Jess being very dull, I'll list a few things I can think of below, if anyone wants to add please do so.
🔸Jess went to Tenerife with her friend and they didn't leave the hotel and they played cards
🔸Jess returned from...
Title thanks to @Loobloo
Jess went to Mexico on all inclusive but moaned most of the time because she had to leave her room to walk 10 minutes to get her breakfast
We were subjected to an awful bikini of the day dance daily until her latest mi colleckshun launched then she switched off for a...
Thanks to @Loobloo for the thread title
If anyone wants to do a recap please do so.
*Jess as the title states, bought a hell of a lot of clothes from ASOS for her holiday, sent most of them back, but posted the aff links to them.
*Jess' best haul was the one Millie did imo.
*Jess has another...
Thanks to @uglybettybetty for the thread title.
Does anyone want to do a re-cap? All I can think of, is as the thread title says, she bought loads of dresses for the aff links and ended up going out in a hideous one.
She stayed in a hotel last night that was 10 minutes from her house, we...
Thanks to @Furnessian for the thread title.
If anyone wants to add a recap, please do so. I can't really think if anything as she's been really boring and the most controversial thing she's done in my opinion is that ear wax removal thing 🤮🤢
Thread title by @Furnessian
Recap Jess doesn't influence anyone, doesn't eat any veg, does exactly the same as she does at home when on holiday, eat and watch telly, still insists she's a size 24
Remember to size down and add a belt!
Last thread here...
This title was most liked by @Lurkeryaar apologies if I haven't done this correctly, it's my first time. Can someone do a recap please, all I can remember is sizing down, add a belt and lots of chocolate talk!
Edited to add screen shot and tag the tattler for the title 😊
Thanks to @Furnessian for the winning thread title.
-Jess had a cocktail party at her house and all the guest's made up their own cocktails, she also had a grazing board/table for the party.
- Jess caught covid soon after the party, but came back on instagram looking better than...
Thanks to @LostScot82 for the winning title and @Romy for coming up with Marilyn Millichamp. I’m sorry I couldn’t fit the whole title on 😟
Does anyone want to do a re-cap?
Jess has a third collection with ITS and is planning her Autumn collection.
The third collection had an outfit that...