Jessontheplussize #27 sitting in foisty pjs looking a slob, when will she get up off her arse & find a jo

[Em_]

Thanks to @BunnyBoo0102 for the most liked thread title.

Jess is still quite dull and again there isn't much that I can think of to re-cap.

*Jess still hasn't bought a house and is still bitter over that other house.
*Jess will be moving in with her Mum and her partner soon.
*Jess went to Portugal and ate pie and chips.
*Jess came back from Portugal and went to lidl's (lidl) and tried her first ever Portuguese tart.
*Jess has launched a couple of collections in the last thread and has a party wear collecting coming out.
*Jess got driven to her shoot last week by ITS.
*ITS are holding a party for her party wear collection in Manchester tonight and it will be full of all the insta twats.

Please feel free to add to the re-cap.

I've just realised it's cut off the b from job in the title

 

[Mickybrowneyes]

Thank you @Em_ for being the glue that holds this thread together and also starting new threads

 

[Em_]

Thank you @Em_ for being the glue that holds this thread together and also starting new threads

Ha, ha my pleasure

 

[BunnyBoo0102]

Eeeeee happeeee thursdeeee!!

ide say am fank youu for the thread title but I’m on the wrong one

can’t wait to see what happens tonight

 

[Diddikins]

Eeeeee happeeee thursdeeee!!

ide say am fank youu for the thread title but I’m on the wrong one

can’t wait to see what happens tonight

You should celebrate by making a cup of tea and dancing round your kitchen.

oh god, we still have that horror to come from her this morning. We have time though - she has at least an hour before she gets out of bed.

 

[Daisydunn15]

*Jess went to Portugal and ate pie and chips.
*Jess came back from Portugal and went to lidl's (lidl) and tried her first ever Portuguese tart.


Can't get over this

 

[BunnyBoo0102]

You should celebrate by making a cup of tea and dancing round your kitchen.

oh god, we still have that horror to come from her this morning. We have time though - she has at least an hour before she gets out of bed.

Butttt I need to up my engagement by asking what song first

 

[uglybettybetty]

Is that her roots or is she balding??also you can tell she’s been fake tanning because she looks like a giant wotsit but what makes it worse is that it’s patchy and the areas around her gob are darker

 

[Loobloo]

If I had my own klekshun, an event in my honour and a big platform on social media, I'd get my beauty treatments done by a professional. She'd look so much more pulled together if she got her eyebrows done properly, a spray tan and her hair and nails done somewhere decent. I live near her and there are loads of decent salons, it's mind boggling. Even for my work Xmas party I go all out. She's a minger.

 

[Furnessian]

I see the extra-cunty WhatLauraLoves is en route to Manchester.

All the cunts together in one room. I hope they all pose for a photo together so we can compare their real sizes. Not that it matters but it would be interesting to see Laura (claims to be size 24/26) next to Jess (also claims size 24/26) and Poppy (size 20)

Also I think they're all so cunty, they'll be posting photos of each other from terrible angles. Can't wait.

 

[ohheeyy]

Am I the only one that thinks she's getting all this treatment, because they're getting rid? Like a farewell party? Because I've not heard of anyone else having one.. but i may be wrong

Also, I wonder it there will be any arguments or beef with anyone I don't know why I'm thinking this

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Am I the only one that thinks she's getting all this treatment, because they're getting rid? Like a farewell party? Because I've not heard of anyone else having one.. but i may be wrong

Also, I wonder it there will be any arguments or beef with anyone I don't know why I'm thinking this

Pretty sure she said not long ago she’d signed another years contract. Ash has had launch events before too I think.

 

[Frymydevil]

I have to admit. I really liked that first dress in that haul

 

[LadyB65]

Skipped through most of her haul, same absolute shite that’s she’s had before! That green two piece is horrific. As always, true to size but go for your smaller size, what does that even mean? Between the tit clothes and the morning dance whilst making a cup of tea, she’s an absolute disaster these days.

 

[Diddikins]

It’s all a bit samey just in different fabrics. The dress with the bow at the neck was possibly the best of a bad bunch. The jumpsuit was a real low. It made her look really dumpy.

 

[justlurking2345]

I like to call this game - whose pointy arse is this? Jess or Poppy?

 

[Janeymac]

I have to admit. I really liked that first dress in that haul

Same ! I think it could be styled up really cute and vintage looking.
Let’s see ourselves out

 

[Furnessian]

Same ! I think it could be styled up really cute and vintage looking.
Let’s see ourselves out

I liked it too. I'll get my overpriced and terrible quality In th Style coat

 

[GiftedNotFree]

I like to call this game - whose pointy arse is this? Jess or Poppy?

Pythagorarse the second incoming

 

[triggeredbyelephants]

I like to call this game - whose pointy arse is this? Jess or Poppy?

Pythagorarse the second incoming

At this point we may as well just merge the two threads together
#GameOfPythagorarse