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Introduction

The Harry and Meghan Wiki is split into several sections, as follows:

This page contains details of abbreviations, nicknames, background info, books and biographies.

Other pages contain:

Meghan/Harry and Meghan Timeline (to date)

General newspaper articles and social media re H&M

General newspaper articles and social media re H&M from 2024 onwards

Newspaper articles and social media re H&M's joint projects and endeavours

Newspaper articles and social media re Harry's solo projects and endeavours

Newspaper articles re Meghan's solo projects and endeavours

Lawsuits/legal action relating to H&M

Meghan Pregnancy with Archie, including some photos and MoonBump theories, Body Language, Sussex Squad

The Harkles 'jobs' and business dealings

Photos

These are now saved as a Gallery. Click on a photo to enlarge and scroll through that folder.

- Media Gallery (with sub folder)
- Chita's Drawings

How to archive articles, documents and Tweets

If a document or webpage is archived, it can then add it to the Wiki, or posted in the thread, to prevent the live article getting lots of clicks. It also preserves the article in case it is removed from the internet. Twitter pages can also be archived.

Archive
archive.md
archive.ph
archive.li

WayBackMachine
https://web.archive.org/

Twitter threads
https://twitter-thread.com/

Videos/Downloads

Numerous videos are downloaded to the Media Gallery (Videos), but there are also some in the GoogleDrive provided by @Duee, which can be found here:

South Park Worldwide Privacy Tour (mkv)
Click

South Park Worldwide Privacy Tour (mp4)
Click

Orca Interview (mp4)
Click

Spare (ePub)
Click

Spare (audio)

UK Royal Family: Who is in it and how does it work?

Prince Harry / Duke of Sussex

Prince Harry, Duke of Sussex, born Henry Charles Albert David on 15th September, 1984 at St Mary's Hospital, London. Currently sixth in line of succession to the throne.

Despite rumours, Harry is NOT the son of James Hewitt. People look at the ginger hair and make assumptions, because Diana later had an affair with him. Look at recent photographs of Charles and Harry and look at the close set eyes and nose. It is as clear as day, that they are father and son.

Article re Harry, Charles and James Hewitt and parentage - 28 December 2014

Also known as:

- (real name) Henry - Harry is a nickname / short form for Henry
- (genuine official title) The Earl of Dumbarton
- JCMH (Just call me Harry), but please see the Acronymssection below for an explanation and other acronym/abbreviation suggestions
  - - Hazno / Haznoballs / Haznocares
    - No. 6 / #6 (his place in the Line of Succession) - Now dropped to 5
    - Carbon Foot Prince (as in Carbon Footprint) or CFP - seen on twitter in September 2021
    - The Ginger Marmoset
    - Poison Carrot
    - 25 (the number of Taliban he says he killed)
- Also known as - couple:
  - Ginge and Cringe
    
    Whinge and Minge
    
    Dim and Grim
    
    Mr and Mrs 6 (6th in line)
    
    Leech and Preach (spotted in Daily Mail comments by @Cassandra333 )
    
    Wallis and Vomit (seen in a post by @flugella )
    
    The cosplay royals
    
    The Pound Shop royals
    
    Dumb and Dumber
    
    Horrid and Methane (Trevour Coult)
    
    Judas and Jezebel (TRG)
    
    Bitter and Quitter
    
    Harkle and Markle
    
    Hairy and Lairy
    
    The Dumb Prince and His Stupid Wife; Instagram Loving Bitch Wife - both courtesy of South Park
    
    "What Freda Says"
    
    Stands for C*nts
    
    Originated in these Harry and Meghan threads by @freda19, who as @Scotch Mist says, was unafraid to use such words when describing the gruesome twosome. Was immortalised in the Urban Dictionary, but seems to have been removed

Sugar = A pro H&M person. Sickly. Everyone who disagrees with their viewpoint is 'racist'. Usually considers themselves part of the 'SussexSquad'.

Julie Burchill article 26/5/2021
https://www.weltwoche.ch/ausgaben/2...e-burchill-die-weltwoche-ausgabe-21-2021.html

Meghan Markle / Duchess of Sussex

Rachel Meghan Markle born 4th August, 1981 - Los Angeles California
Markle/Ragland Family Tree

Yacht girl?
CV emerged

Also known as:

- (genuine official title) Princess Henry
- HFEW - Harry's Future Ex-Wife - but please see the Acronyms section below for other acronym/abbreviation suggestions
- No. 6 Wife / #6wife etc - reflecting Harry's position in the Line of Succession - Now dropped to 5
- Woko Moano
- Princess Pinocchio (from a tweet by Piers Morgan)
- Voldermegs / Voldermeg (from Harry Potter)
- 43% because she reckons she 43% Nigerian
- 666
- ILBW - Instagram Loving Bitch Wife - courtesy of South Park

Not known as:

- Duchess Meghan - only Duchess of Sussex is correct
- Princess Meghan - only Princess Henry is correct (as she only has that title through marriage and not birth)

Children

- Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor - born 6 May 2019
- Lilibet Diana Mountbatten-Windsor - born 4 June 2021

Also known as:

- Aldi and Lidl (UK discount supermarkets)
- Artificial and Invisibet
- Dolls (on account of so rarely being seen, especially Lilibet)
- Flatpacks (some people don't think they actually exist and were constructed by H&M)
- Farchie (Fake Archie), Fark
- Lilibucks (ready to merch)
- NoLegsLil (as per the weird photo released of her)

Many people believe MM used a surrogate rather than giving birth herself, due to constantly changing bump size, crouching when supposedly heavily pregnant, possible moonbump use. See photos in the media gallery,

Many people also think that they use child models in photographs, such as Gavin Gringas, as the child Archie doesn't seem consistent. Also speculation regarding a 'newborn' doll for the presentation of Archie and Harry appearing to press on the child.

Why not all the Queen's grandchildren use titles

Prince and Princess titles - 5 Oct 2022

Archie

MM's New York baby shower: Gender REVEALED in leaked VIDEO - 26 Feb 2019
A 40-minute hospital run, a secret entrance and a mix-up at the Palace: What really happened as H&M's home birth plans for Baby Sussex unravelled - 7 May 2019
MM's Postpartum Photo Call Was Subtly Radical - 9 May 2019
H&M will not release Archie's birth certificate to ensure baby's privacy - 11 May 2019
Meghan Markle Revelation: Duchess Allegedly Has A Team Of Therapists For Archie Harrison - 21 Jan 2021
Little Archie: Already in therapy! - 20 Jan 2021
Archie inconsistencies Page 1 / Page 2 / Page 3 / Page 4 / Page 5 /
H&M sending Archie, two, to Californian nursery teaching 'emotional literacy' and 'how to be kind' - 2 Jan 2022

Lilibet

Birth Certificate
M's VERY quirky birth stories - from Nando's takeaway, to a framed photo of Diana in the delivery room and Sanskrit music - 10 Jan 2023
H&M's Daughter Princess Lilibet Christened in Intimate California Ceremony - 8 Mar 2023
H&M reveal they have christened daughter 'Princess Lilibet Diana' in intimate Californian ceremony - as couple's friend Omid Scobie claims 'King Charles and William were invited - but didn't come' - 8 Mar 2023
H&M name daughter Princess Lilibet Diana for first time - 8 Mar 2023
H&M's daughter Princess Lilibet Diana christened in US - 8 Mar 2023
Inside 'Princess Lilibet's' christening where Archie 'danced with sister to H&M's wedding songs and guests serenaded by a gospel choir' - 8 Mar 2023
Rebecca English Twitter thread - 8 Mar 2023
Was godfather Tyler Perry behind decision to christen Lilibet at home? - 8 Mar 2023
So IS Lilibet a Princess? And does she need to be christened in a Church of England ceremony? - 8 Mar 2023
Bishop who christened Princess Lilibet for H&M is ex-newspaper editor and Richard Nixon's chief of staff - 8 Mar 2023
Prince Archie and Princess Lilibet: Why H&M waited until now to use royal titles for their children - 8 Mar 2023
Sussexes refer to their children Archie and Lilibet by Prince and Princess titles - 8 Mar 2023
A princess? Is there some mistake here? I thought H&M wanted nothing to do with the rotten Windsors! - 8 Mar 2023
KC3 and H agreed on royal titles for Archie and Lilibet before Spare was published - 8 Mar 2023
Buckingham Palace updates website to reflect A&L royal titles - as H&M release new statement saying it is their 'birthright' - 9 Mar 2023
Charles 'confirmed to H that Archie and Lilibet WOULD be allowed to use their prince and princess titles' in move seen as an olive branch - 9 Mar 2023
What’s the reason behind H&M calling Lilibet ‘princess’? - 9 Mar 2023
Some of H's family members 'WERE at Princess Lilibet's christening' - 11 Mar 2023
Buckingham Palace updated Sussex children’s titles ‘to appease over Frogmore eviction’ - 11 Mar 2023
HMTQ's fury over H&M naming daughter Lilibet - 14 Jan 2024
HMTQ so upset by H&M's Lilibet decision she told aides 'the only thing I own is my name. And now they've taken that' - 15 Jan 2024
Scobie slams claim HMTQ didn’t approve Lilibet’s name - 16 Jan 2024
H&M ‘100 Percent’ Had HMTQ's Blessing for Lilibet’s Name (Exclusive) - 16 Jan 2024
Glowering H is seen for first time since was revealed HMTQ distraught by his M's decision to name daughter Lilibet - 16 Jan 2024
MM "copyrighted" the name Lilibet before she was "even pregnant" - 16 Jan 2024
H&M mull changing Lilibet's name after backlash - 16 Jan 2024

Process for removal from Line of Succession

Article with explanation

It would impact Harry directly because surrogacy would be treason for this reason

Treason Act 1702and Treason Act (Ireland) 1703:
- attempting to hinder the succession to the throne under the Bill of Rights 1689 and the Act of Settlement 1701
Treason Act 1708:

Move to update Regency Act 1937 / Counsellor of State

Extract from Hansard
Royal duties discussed in Parliament - 25 Oct 2022
Palace plan to sideline Harry and Andrew - 25 Oct 2022
Harry and Andrew to stay as stand-ins under plan to extend role to others - 26 Oct 2022
Strip Harry and Andrew of stand-in roles say Peers - Oct 2022
Harry and Andrew pushed down the pecking order - 14 Nov 2022
CoS snub shows there was no reconciliation at HMTQ's funeral - 15 Nov 2022
House of Lords to debate law to bar H & Andrew from being CoS - 20 Nov 2022
Counsellors of State Bill debated in House of Lords - 21 Nov 2022
Link to all debates re CoS
Article re George V Convention
Regency and Counsellors of State paper 6 February 2024
Will KC3 now try and remove H as Counsellor of State? Legal experts say prince can't resign from role and King can only take him off the list of deputising royals by consulting Parliament after duke formally cut ties with the UK - 18 Apr 2024

Succession to the Crown Bill

Succession to the Crown Bill - Volume 744: debated on Wednesday 13 March 2013

Stripping Titles

BOB SEELY MP: Who really believes H&M aren't behind Scobie's race claims? We need to strip the Sussexes of their Royal titles - 2 Dec 2023
To strip or not to strip H's titles - The Honourable Society of the Middle Temple

Heritage Foundation vs US Homeland Security re H's Visa and Drug Use

Immigration: Heritage Foundation vs US Department of Homeland Security - Court Papers - Filed 1 May 2023
Immigration: So how did H get US visa? - 21 Mar 2023
Immigration: Conservative group insists US comes clean on H, re how he got US visa despite his illegal drug use - 23 Mar 2023
Immigration: H 'may have to update US officials on his drug use' when he reapplies for visa this year - 5 Apr 2023
Immigration: US think tank takes the Biden administration to court for Prince Harry's immigration records - 1 May 2023
Immigration: Drug-taking H’s US visa questioned - 2 May 2023
Immigration: US government accused of 'stonewalling' legal bid to uncover details of H’s visa application - 27 May 2023
Immigration: H could be DENIED entry to the US by any border guard who has read his admission of drug taking in Spare, claim legal experts - 31 May 2023
Immigration: Lawyers for Biden administration try to keep H’s visa PRIVATE - 6 June 2023
Immigration: U.S. officials block release of H's U.S. visa files but conservative think-tank threatens to sue - 14 June 2023
Immigration: US government blocks release of H’s visa records - 14 June 2023
Immigration: H's visa answers about drug use are private information, say lawyers - 13 Nov 2023
Immigration: H accused of 'bragging and encouraging illegal drug use' in Spare in US court papers - 5 Dec 2023
Immigration: H accused of ‘bragging about illegal drug use’ in his memoir in a court filing - 5 Dec 2023
Immigration: book 'not proof he took drugs', US visa court case told - 23 Feb 2024
Immigration: could have exaggerated stories about his cocaine use to 'sell books', U.S. government lawyers claim in court as they argue his immigration records should be kept secret - 23 Feb 2024

Thomas Markle and Doria Ragland

Markle/Ragland Family Tree
Rachel Meghan Markle is the daughter of Thomas Markle from Pennsylvania, a retired lighting director for the TV industry who was part of General Hospital and Married with Children, and Doria Ragland, an African-American from Cleveland, Ohio, who was then working as a make-up artist in TV when they met. Thomas Markle has a daughter Samantha Markle and a son Thomas Markle Jr from his first marriage.

They were married in December 1979 at an SRF temple (Self Realisation Fellowship, which is a tradition created by a Hindu monk, bringing spirituality and yoga to the West). Their divorce has been reported as either 1987 or 1988.

Thomas Markle notes there was racism towards a mixed-race couple with a multi-ethnic child in the suburban city in the LA area they lived and probably only in LA proper would there be more acceptance of multi-ethnic families.

There are considerable gaps in Doria Ragland's life story. One theory, covered in these links, is that she may have spent some years in prison for tax evasion.
The Story of Doria Ragland, Part 1
The Story of Doria Ragland, Part 2
Doria evicted 1997 and 2003
Doria Screenshots P1 / P2 / P3 /
Doria Social Worker Licence Cancelled?
Meghan Markle's family tragedy after grandfather's death in freak accident
The grandfather Meghan Markle adored died tragically walking his dog outside her mom's home - 17 May 2018
https://tattle.life/threads/harry-a...ashing-the-first-amendment.19557/post-4992815
Ragland History/Family Tree
How in 150 years, Meghan Markle's family went from cotton slaves to royalty inc family tree
Doria - criminal record?
H's Relative Reportedly Executed Meghan Markle’s Ancestor - 10 Nov 2017

Also known as:

- Doris
- Dorito

Thomas Markle Jnr letter to PH warning off MM

https://tattle.life/threads/harry-a...podcasts-make-us-all-wince.19684/post-5037981
https://www.intouchweekly.com/posts/meghan-markle-brother-prince-harry-letter-159208/

Acronyms

HFEW	Harry's Future Ex-Wife / Harry's First Ex-Wife
HFW	Harry's Fish Wife / Harry's First Wife
HMTQ	Her Majesty The Queen
HW	Harry's Wife
JCMH / JCMC	Just Call Me Harry / Just Call Me C*nt (see below for link)
MTH	Markle's Third Husband
PWB	Prince William's Brother (i.e. Harry)
PWBFW	Prince William's Brother's First Wife (i.e. Meghan)
RF	Royal Family
[TW	The Wife / The Witch / The Whore / The Whinger(s)

KP	Kensington Palace
BP	Buckingham Palace
CH	Clarence House

BIB	Bit in Bold

Harkle related phrases/Word Salad

3 days before	Standing joke, as Smeg reckons they got married 3 days before the 'spectacle' costing £32 million!
Recollections may vary	HMTQ on the lies spouted by the Harkles on Oprah
Whaaatttt	Oprah to nearly everything Smeg said
Genetic pain	What Hazno reckons he is suffering due to the terrible way Charles brought him up without love and affection, due to the dreadful way he was brought up by HMTQ and Phil
The business model	Standard phrase uttered by Hazno at every opportunity, as he thinks it makes him sound intelligent
Scarfing / to scarf / to be scarfed	What William did to avoid having to speak to Smeg outside church at Christmas
Markled	Being ghosted when you've outlived your usefulness or when the wheels come off eg Netflix, due to association with the Harkles
Speshul	What we think Hazno is
Securidddy	What the Harkles are crying out for and currently trying to sue the Government to get back (RPOs)
Right?	Smeg at the end of practically every sentence
What Meghan wants, Meghan gets	Hazno when Smeg was told she couldn't have the tiara she wanted

Tattle levels

Click here to see the different Tattle levels
And here for the official Tattle version!

First 200 H&M titles

Click here for PDF of titles

South Park Episode

The Worldwide Privacy Tour - Click here
The Worldwide Privacy Tour - Wikipedia

Orca Interview

Click here

Rumours

H&M possibly met at SoHo House Istanbul 2015
MM Summer 2016
Quora: Divorce/Coronation/Mental Health

Harry
Rough with Sex Workers?
Blind Gossip article
Twitter post re possible cover up
Further Twitter thread
Affair/Rape

Was H a qualified Pilot or not?
Tattle post

Animal cruelty
H faces animal cruelty claim over polo pony's stab wound from his spur - 3 Sept 2010

Meghan
Was MM a Yacht Girl?
Yacht girl?
Tumblr: Meghan's Prostitution Resurfaces amid her Links to Prince Andrew

Rory McIlroy
Page Six article
Screenshot
Screenshot 1 / Screenshot 2

Used a Surrogate
Rumours circulated because of the ever changing bump size, managing to crouch down with both knees together and the bump seemingly wobbling from side to side.
Tattle Wiki page on pregnancy
Possible Super Injunction
Disappearing Bump Photos
Surrogacy investigation?
Hysterectomy?
MM's half-sister and the dark world of pregnancy truthers
Did MM give birth or use a surrogate?
Why are people saying Archie and Lilibet aren't really Harry and Megan's kids?

MM had a Hysterectomy
MM’s Hysterectomy Confirmed by Doria Ragland

Photographed Charlotte in bed?
Nanny caught MM taking photos of Charlotte?

MM Dated Porn Star
'Porn Star' boyfriend
MM Porn Star Boyfriend - 11 May 2018
Simon Rex Confirms MM Story On Twitter: 'This Is True' - 21 Mar 2022

Archie is actually Gavin Gringas
'Archie', is actually the son of CNN correspondent Brynn Gingras

MM Degree
Screenshot of Northwestern Degree Ceremony booklet

MM/SoHo House/Weinstein
MM And The Link To Harvey Weinstein - 13 Feb 2023

Stolen Royal Jewellery
The Thief

MM is Trans
MM has several male traits

MM Ring/Tiara etc

Rumours re which engagement ring, wedding tiara, patronages MM wanted

765 Rockbridge Rd, Santa Barbara CA

Property record
Secured 2021/22 Property Tax Statement
Redfin listing
Rehold Estate Listing 20 March 2024 states last sold May 2009

Andrew/Epstein

Epstein flight manifest
Guiffre admits she lied under oath about being trafficked
THE EPSTEIN FILES: We Need To Talk About Virginia
Andrew and the under-age 'sex slave' - 3 Jan 2015
THE EPSTEIN FILES: We Need To Talk About Virginia
THE EPSTEIN FILES: We Need To Talk About Virginia Full Report
Where Are The Men Who Should Be Held to Account?
THE CURSE OF THAT LITTLE BLACK BOOK – NEIL V ARCURI 2022
Jeffrey Epstein's Little Black Book REDACTED
WAS MM A ‘YACHT GIRL’ FOR ‘RANDY ANDY’?
Unsealed Court documents
Letter stating Guiffre made up allegations against Andrew - P1 / P2 / P3

Rose Hanbury

Article re 'affair'
Sussex Squad mission
Rumour - 10 May 2019
Pre Coronation article by The Cut - 3 May 2023
15 screenshots of Giles Coren tweet denying he's aware of Rose rumour/was joking

Harkle Lies

Comprehensive Twitter thread of lies

Hypocritical Harkles

Eco-warrior Prince Harry is accused of hypocrisy as he touches down in Santa Barbara on friend's £45m private jet
Hypocrites Meghan and Harry beg for privacy — but are hungry for attention
Harry and Meghan are the perfect leaders of the new international woke elite
Now Harry partners with Google: Prince's eco-travel firm Travalyst joins forces with global tech giant
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Labeled Hypocritical Over 21 Private Jets Since 2019

We don't like the Harkles because:

Him
Constantly complaining about 'poor me'
Constantly playing the Diana card, yet she was William's mother too
Both banging on about climate change yet flying by private jet
Both selling their souls to Oprah Winfrey - complaining about family in TV show whilst grandfather patriarch dying
Both blaming the British press for negative stories, yet wanting to ban them from access
Complaining he's 'only' got the millions his mother left him
Co-operating with Scobie, yet lying about it
Blowing off Royal Marine's memorial for IRA victims to pimp his wife at Disney Premiere
Lying about HMTQ giving them permission to name their daughter Lillibet
Accepting exam marks someone else practically did for him at Eton
Expecting Cressida to accompany him whilst refusing to pay her flights
Saying £30 million is being cut off
Being a millionaire prince and moaning how badly he is treated
Expecting more press attention that real members of the Monarchy eg being upset they didn’t receive as much attention as Kate and Will at the Palace
Expecting to be able to move country and still be paid to do the old job
Leaving the old job and expecting the perks
Imagining they can buy any Police force in the world because of who they are
Imagining The Met can’t work out risk for themselves because their overlord is the only one who can possibly conceive of such things
Living in a mansion whilst complaining about having no money
Just being an all round ginger twunt
Getting huge Netflix/Spotify deals and doing no work

Her
She's completely fake and insincere - see videos of the mask slipping (Gallery)
She's overbearing - see engagement interview
She's controlling - see permanent claw grip on Harry and video of her wrenching him back so she can go first
Being nasty to Charlotte
Making Kate cry
Having a Tiara tantrum
Both incapable of reading the room - her turning up at poor school in Harlem in $000's worth of clothing
Constantly playing the race card, yet the majority didn't even know she was mixed race
Lying to the British Court
Constant SunshineSachs PR bullshit
We cannot find evidence she (or Disney) paid EWB the voice over fee circa £3million
She referred to their £32million wedding as a spectacle and said they didn't want it
She lied and said they got married 3 days before the spectacle
We dislike the way she has treated her father and family and now extended this to the RF

More on JCMH: Just Call Me Harry as he requested at Travalyst event in February 2020.
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/feb/26/prince-harry-title-edinburgh-conference

Meghan timeline/Harry and Meghan timeline (to date)

Link to Timeline page

Megxit

Megxit Announcement Instagram P1 / P2
SussexRoyal statement - 8 Jan 2020
SussexRoyal Spring Transition statement - 8 Jan 2020
SussexRoyal Funding statement - 8 Jan 2020
SussexRoyal Supporting Community statement - 8 Jan 2020
SussexRoyal Serving the Monarchy statement - 8 Jan 2020
SussexRoyal The Commonwealth statement - 8 Jan 2020
HMTQ's Statement - 18 Jan 2020
SussexRoyal statement - 18 Jan 2020
Wikipedia - Megxit
H&M: Queen and Buckingham Palace statements in full - 18 January 2020
Daily Mail:'It's a masterclass in wanting to have your cake and eat it’ - 8 Jan 2020
Prince Harry and Meghan's bid for freedom was long planned but still comes as a devastating blow - 8 Jan 2020
H&M choose brave new world of independence – except they'll keep Frogmore and earnings from Prince Charles - 8 Jan 2020
Five reasons H really shouldn’t move to Canada - 8 Jan 2020
H&M's bid for freedom was long planned but still comes as a devastating blow - 8 Jan 2020
No scandals, no plots, no faults. Harry and Meghan are just not suited to public life - 8 Jan 2020
Queen calls meeting with all Royal households to find 'workable solution' to Harry and Meghan's announcement - 9 Jan 2020
Substantial flaws in Harry and Meghan's plans for breakaway revealed just hours after announcement - 9 Jan 2020
Royal Family 'deeply disappointed' as Prince Harry and Meghan fail to consult them before 'stepping back' - 9 Jan 2020
H&M's move to the US: Dollars set to flow thanks to Oprah and A-list friends - 9 Jan 2020
This transition will be right for MM but terrible for H - 9 Jan 2020
Prince Harry and Meghan: Where does their fortune come from - and how will they make money? - 10 Jan 2020
Queen wants rift repaired in 72 hours as Harry prepares to leave the country with no return date - 10 Jan 2020
H expected to return to Canada to join MM within a fortnight as Queen seen for first time since plans made public - 10 Jan 2020
Sussex Royal foundation to launch in April as couple face stumbling block over Hollywood celebrity donations - 11 Jan 2020
The 6 key items on the agenda at the 'Sandringham summit' over Harry and Meghan's future - 12 Jan 2020
Buckingham Palace fears Sussexes could go public with damaging accusations if their plans are thwarted - 12 Jan 2020
Housemaids banished, a calming lunch and a disruption outside: How the private Sandringham summit unfolded - 13 Jan 2020
The Queen's reluctant farewell: Monarch expresses regret as she confirms Prince Harry and Meghan departure - 13 Jan 2020
William did not bully Duke of Sussex, says Buckingham Palace, as it hits back against 'offensive' allegations - 13 Jan 2020
What 'stepping back' from Royal family means for Harry, Meghan, Archie and the wider family - 14 Jan 2020
The questions the brief Harry and Meghan statement answers - and those it doesn't - 14 Jan 2020
Queen delivers hardest possible 'Megxit' as cost of H&M's decision becomes clear - 18 Jan 2020
Taxpayers £7.6million-a-year security costs as H&M start new life - but how will Canada or Britain split the bill? - 18 Jan 2020
Why this deal or no deal was the stark reality of choice for the Sussexes - 19 Jan 2020
The vast chasm between what the Sussexes wanted and what they got - 20 Jan 2020
Video - Kevin McGuire - reasons for Megxit can't be discussed for legal reasons - 20 Jan 2020
Who Will Pay for H&M's Security? - 30 Mar 2020
H&M sabotaged Megxit by launching website without warning - 25 July 2020
Prince Harry's sadness at giving up military roles - 19 Feb 2021
Megxit one year on: Was it a success story for the Sussexes? - 8 Jan 2021
Meghan Markle, Prince Harry Come Clean: William Was the Reason We Bounced! - 8 July 2021
EXCLUSIVE: H&M's new pal is $500m tycoon who sold self-help book - 9 Oct 2021
Russian billionaire is behind mansion that housed H&M, leaked files show - 14 Apr 2022
'Megxit was a disaster for both sides': Tina Brown says - 25 Apr 2022
Harkles are financially independent - 30 June 2022
2023 was supposed to have been their 'reconciliation year' - 7 Oct 2022
Inside HMTQ's desperate bid to broker peace before she died - 2 Dec 2022
How HMTQ really felt about H&M betrayal in her last days - 3 Dec 2022
KC3 - I'm not a bank - 3 Dec 2022

Meghan Markle Saudi Diamonds

Meghan’s earrings were gift from Saudi prince accused of murder
Meghan’s diamond earrings: the ugly truth about her wedding gift
Meghan Markle, Mysterious Diamonds, Murder, and Mohammed bin Salman
Meghan’s Mysterious Middle Eastern Diamonds: Part 2
Riddle of Meghan's pinky ring gifted Middle-East diamonds continues
Page Six - Meghan Markle’s pinky ring is a custom Lorraine Schwartz design
The lying bitch and the Middle Eastern diamond ring
The lying bitch and the Middle Eastern diamond ring part 2
Diamonds for ’pinky ring’ also used for earrings

Self-published authors?

Peca Publishing (set up to publish The Bench, via Random House?)/Orinoco Publishing
Book rumours
Peca Publishing
Rear of The Bench
Orinoco Publishing
Company info 1
Company info 2
Company info 3
Company info 4
Avanti connections
H&M register entertainment companies - 24 Jan 2022

Books

Harry

Harry's autobiography announced
Prince Harry pledges $1.5m donation from sales of next summer's bombshell memoir to his African children's charity Sentebale
Breakdown of copies needing to be sold to donate $1.5m to Sentebale
Prince Harry will target Camilla Parker Bowles in his upcoming memoir and may name 'royal racist'
Prince Harry’s memoir ‘will be out by Christmas’ as book ‘written and ready to go’
H's 4 book deal - 23 July 2021
Harry told to reveal all about protected bird ‘shooting’ incident in new memoir - 1 Aug 2021
Daniela Elser: Prince Harry's pressing $28 million problem - 5 Oct 2021
H's bombshell book will 'shake the monarchy to the core' - 13 Feb 2022
BarkJack blind re book 1
BarkJack blind re book 2
Still no publication date for H's autobiography - 22 May 2022
H's book rejected by published numerous times - 9 June 2022
Memoir 'delayed' - 9 July 2022
H's 'bombshell manuscript' signed off by Lawyers - 25 July 2022
What is likely to be in the memoir - 29 July 2022
How much will H include about his wild years? - 30 Jul 2022
RF in dark over H's tell all memoir - 21 Aug 2022
H is insisting memoir is published in November - 12 Sept 2022
H requests 11th hour re-write - 24 Sept 2022
Can H's book be stopped? - 1 Oct 2022
H's book will never see light of day - 9 Oct 2022
H's book will be released on 10 Jan 2023 - 26 Oct 2022
How explosive will H's memoir be? - 26 Oct 2022
H's book titled 'Spare' - 27 Oct 2022
H's memoir titled 'Spare' - 27 Oct 2022
H's unflinchingly honest memoir to be published in Jan - 27 Oct 2022
H's memoir couldn't have come at a worse time - 27 Oct 2022
H will give sale proceeds of £1.3m to Sentabale and £300k to Well Child - 27 Oct 2022
Provocative title shows H is anything but 2nd to William - 27 Oct 2022
Book already half price - 3 months before it hits shops! - 27 Oct 2022
Wiliam barely spoken to H since book announced - 29 Oct 2022
H will return to Britain to promote book - 29 Oct 2022
People Magazine confirms H will mention death of HMTQ - 31 Oct 2022
H chose book titles and did not make any changes after HMTQ's death - 4 Nov 2022
H was my toyboy when he was 21 and I bet his book doesn't mention that - 26 Nov 2022
H will pass point of no return if he criticises Camilla - 3 Dec 2022
H said to be holding talks with ITV friend Tom Bradby to do book-promoting chat - 3 Dec 2022
H set to be interviewed by Tom Bradbury ahead of publication of Spare - 20 Dec 2022
Spare widely expected to be more inflammatory that Netflix docuseries - 27 Dec 2022
H's book won't spare William - 31 Dec 2022
So how much will H make from his book? - 20 January 2023

Meghan

Meghan Markle's secret Hollywood advisers - 5 Sept 2019
Meghan Markle upsets royal staff by still working with her 'secret Hollywood team' - 17 Feb 2020
The Telegraph: Meghan, Duchess of Sussex to publish children's book based on Prince Harry's relationship with their son Archie
The Telegraph: The Bench review: the Duchess of Sussex’s semi-literate vanity project leaves Harry holding the baby
Amazon book reviews of The Bench
Book title translations wrong!
MM Plotting To Write A Tell-All That Will Spill About King Charles & Queen Camilla - 27 Dec 2022
MM fully intends to write memoir of her own - 30 Dec 2022

TV Appearances

James Corden
The old, funtime Prince Harry played it perfectly for his US audience
Prince Harry tells all to James Corden on Archie's first word, his views on The Crown and family life with Meghan

Oprah
The Times view on Harry and Meghan’s interview with Oprah Winfrey: Crown Duels
Harry and Meghan interview: Ten things we learnt from the sit down with Oprah Winfrey
Harry and Meghan Oprah interview: How the world reacted to the bombshell claims

The me you can't see
The Me You Can't See, review: Prince Harry's roiling anger is never far from the surface
Prince Harry: my ‘compassionate’ Oprah tell-all interview means reconciliation is possible

Vax Live
What is Vax Live, Harry and Meghan’s latest bid to save the world?
Prince Harry pleads for vaccines to be 'distributed to everyone everywhere' at Vax Live concert
Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, calls for more support for women post-pandemic at VAX Live concert

Virtual event for Warrior Games with Jill Biden
The Prince and the 'Prof': Harry will join Jill Biden on Monday for virtual event to honor Warrior Games athletes
Prince Harry praised by Jill Biden for supporting the armed forces through Invictus Games

Global Citizen Live
Duke and Duchess of Sussex hit out at 'ultra-wealthy pharmaceutical companies'
Prince Harry pleads for equal Covid vaccine distribution at charity concert
Prince Harry and Meghan leave climate change event on private jet

MM Appearing on Ellen
Meghan Markle takes her political lobbying campaign to TV in interview with Ellen - 18 Nov 2021
Meghan Markle jokes to Ellen she wanted to do couple dance videos while pregnant - 18 Nov 2021
Meghan Markle swigs milk from a baby bottle, sings a 'mew mew' kitten song on Ellen - 18 Nov 2021

UK Charities/Companies/Sussex Royal/MWX Foundation

MWX Foundation goes into liquidation
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's former Sussex Royal foundation still owes £78,500 to 'not for profit enterprise'
Sussex Royal cleared over breaking charity funding law - 25 May 2021
£130k bill to close MWX Foundation - 11 May 2022
Money from MWX to Travalyst / P2 / P3
Companies House link
MWX dissolved 10 August 2022

9665 WILSHIRE BLVD, 5TH FLOOR BEVERLY HILLS, CA 90212

Archewell Foundation (charity)
Archewell Audio LLC
Archewell Productions LLC (Entertainment)
Baobab Holdings LLC (Investments)
Bridgemount LLC (Entertainment)
Cobblestone Lane LLC
Hampshire LLC (Entertainment)
IPHW, LLC (Entertainment)
Nemawashi Holdings LLC (Holding company)
Orinoco Publishing LLC
Peca Publishing LLC
RPV Holdings LLC (Holding company)
Riversoul LLC (Entertainment)

Loving Kindness Senior Care Management (Doria Ragland's company)
Loving Kindness post by Skippy on Tumblr - connection with Kamala Harris' husband

Attempts to overshadow Royal announcements/engagements

There have been an abundance of times where social media posts/PR have been deliberately timed to try and overshadow other Royal engagements and/or announcements. These attempts to eclipse other Royals have all been in the same day, often the same hour.

Announcing her Pregnancy at Princess Eugenie’s wedding
Announcing ‘Megxit’ the night before Kate’s birthday
Kate posts a photo of Louis for his first birthday; hours later, Meghan posted a series of photos to Instagram of Harry’s wildlife photography
Kate presenting the Wimbledon champion with their trophy; Meghan hugging Beyoncé at The Lion King premiere while Harry chatted to Bob Iger and heavily pitched Meghan for voiceover work. They attended this premiere instead of attending a Royal Marines memorial event.
In October 2019, William and Kate had just returned from a successful royal tour of Pakistan. Meghan then gave an ‘emotional’ interview where she claimed she was “existing, not living” and stated “not many people have asked If I’m ok”.
Kate launching her early years initiative; Meghan posts on Instagram about visiting a dog’s charity
Camilla’s domestic violence speech; Meghan posts a photo of herself at the National Theatre on Instagram
After Kate posted a video with a message for Children’s Mental Health Week, The Sussexs’s issued a statement regarding the speculation over Archie’s birth certificate (removal of names ‘Rachel Meghan’), claiming the Palace “dictated” the changes
Following the announcement of Prince Philip’s death, amongst the genuine tributes which were pouring in, Meghan claims they shared “a special bond”
During Prince Philip’s funeral, Meghan issued a press release, announcing the floral wreath and handwritten note she had sent. Lots of detail on the choices of flower and their meanings
Kate posts photo of Louis on the occasion of his third birthday; Meghan arranges for a ‘papped’ shot of her and Archie to be published
Kate's photography book with the National Portrait Gallery, 'Hold Still', to be published 7th May 2021. It was a community project over a year in the making. A couple of days before its release, Meghan announces she has written a children's book, 'The Bench', said to have been almost two years in the making. It's to be published one month later (8th June 2021)
MM appearing on Ellen and William and Kate attend Royal Variety Performance 19 November 2021
Potentially instigating the William and Rose affair rumours whenever there is too much positive press re William and Kate, such as the Christmas Carol Concert Page 1 / Page 2 / Page 3
Releasing 2021 Christmas Card the night before Catherine's Christmas Carol Concert
Why MM could be behind William/Rose rumours Page 1 / Page 2 / Page 3 / Page 4
H appearing on video chat with Gareth Thomas re HIV as William makes trip to Expo2022 Dubai - 9/10 February 2022
Releasing pap shots with Eugenie to TMZ as Catherine attends early childhood events in Denmark - 23 Feb 2022
H filed lawsuit against ANL as Catherine on solo tour in Denmark - 23 Feb 2022
H released Sentebale statement - as W&C visit Irish Guards for St Patrick's Day and Edward in Kenya for DofE Scheme - 17 March 2022
During Cambridges Caribbean Tour M reveals Spotify podcast called Archetypes - 24 Mar 2022
Releasing Netflix doc on same day as PoW's Carol Concert - 8 December 2022
Releasing Spare the day before Kate's birthday - 8 and 9 January 2023
Leaking eviction (?) from Frogmore on W&C's first St David's Day visit to Wales as P&PoW - 1 Mar 2023
H arriving at ANL Court hearing re phone hacking to overshadow KC3's (cancelled) visit to France - 27 Mar 2023
H&M pap walk with photos released to coincide with KC3 Scottish Coronation
MM pap walk to coincide with Kate at Wimbledon Women's Final - 15 July 2023

Meghan Markle bullying allegations

‘Nothing was ever good enough . . . Meghan left staff shaking with fear’ - 2 March 2021
Royal aides reveal bullying claim before Meghan’s Oprah interview - 2 March 2021
Timing of bullying allegations could not be worse for Brand Harry and Meghan - 3 March 2021
Buckingham Palace to investigate Duchess of Sussex bullying claims - 3 March 2021
Duke and Duchess of Sussex expect to be notified if formal bullying allegations are made - 4 March 2021
MM hits back at 'smear campaign' after being accused of bullying Palace staff - 4 March 2021
MM's closest friends launch coordinated defence against bullying claims - 5 March 2021
Duchess of Sussex 'bullying' investigation will not feature any other Royal family members - 7 March 2021
Sussex society: The key figures at the centre of the Meghan bullying claims - 8 March 2021
H&M’s Australia tour key to alleged bullying row - 8 Mar 2021
The Royals' case for the defence against Harry and Meghan's claims - 12 March 2021
Palace raises stakes in Meghan bullying inquiry - 14 March 2021
Let’s see the evidence that I’m a bully, Meghan Markle challenges Buckingham Palace - 15 March 2021
Palace may delay verdict on Meghan bullying claims until next year - 20 June 2021
At least 10 ex-royal staff "queuing up" to give evidence in Meghan Markle bullying row - 21 June 2021
Is Meghan 'bullying' probe being kicked into long grass? - 10 Dec 2021
‘Bullying’ often used to damage career women, says Duchess of Sussex’s lawyer - 6 Jan 2022
Ex-H&M aide Samantha the Panther Cohen says palace staff struggled to find her successor as private secretary - and would-be replacement quit while being shown the ropes on tour to Africa - 16 Apr 2024
The dam of silence on MM's 'bullying' at the Palace has finally broken. This trickle will soon become a stream - 23 Apr 2024

2021.03.03. Meghan accused of bullying staff

List of staff

- Edward Lane Fox: private secretary left before the wedding, after 5 years
- Samantha Cohen: private secretary, who was only a temporary hire to replace ELF
- Amy Pickerell was assistant private secretary in this time period but left 10 months after the wedding
- Samantha Cohen replaced by private secretary Fiona Mcilwham, who lost her job when they left the UK
- another assistant private secretary Heather Wong lost her original role but now apparently works on the yet-to-be-seen Travalyst project
- charity foundation head Natalie Campbell was responsible for the cookbook/Hubb kitchen but left after ~5 months (previously worked for the Cambs)
- communications sec Katrina McKeever left 4 months after the wedding
- KMK replaced by communications secretary Jason Knauf, who then leaves 10 months after the wedding (but I think stayed on with the Cambs)
- head of communication Sara Latham lost in the move to the US (now apparently working for the Queen)
- personal assistant Melissa Toubati left 4 months after the wedding & was insulted off by Omid in FF and podcasts
- various Gerald Tyrrell, Karen Blackett, Steven Cooper, Kirsty Jones and Stefan Allesch-Taylor all lost with the closure of Sussex Royal brand
- project manager Clara Loughran lost in the move to the US
- losing 2 different nannies after Archie’s birth who have not been named; Omid has hinted he knows why but cannot say “for legal reasons”
- apparently retained a 3rd nanny, who may have lost their job with the move to the US (this is private and unknown/unconfirmed)
- lost at least one Royal Protection Officer, only identified as ‘female’

Polo/Nacho Figueras

Nacho is an Argentinian Polo Player who also models for Ralph Lauren.
He has a range of aftershave which supports the charity Sentebale, with a portion of sales donated to the organisation.
He plays in the Los Padres Polo team with H.
There is a possibility of a falling out, after his wife Delinfa posted a photo of the back of MM and Archie on Instagram. The rumour says that H is not invited to Nacho's birthday party in March 2023.

Bot Sentinel/C Bouzy/Spoutible/Jack Royston

Meghan Markle's Twitter bot network: 'The whole thing is a bit insane' - 12 March 2019
Bouzy/BotSentinal Oct 2021 Page 1 / Page 2 / Page 4 / Page 4 / Page 5 /
Bot Sentinel 'Report' - 26 October 2021
Bot Sentinel 'Report' - 9 November 2021
Bot Sentinel 'Report' - 18 Jan 2022
Bot Sentinel Archived Ratings Screenshots
Email to Duke Pantalaimon from Bouzy
Meghan Markle Trolls Turned Hate Into Estimated $3.5M Industry on YouTube - 18 Jan 2022
Tech CEO slammed Twitter & trolls in H&M's Netflix is being SUED for calling a NY lawyer the 'son of 2 crackheads' - 15 Dec 2022
Spoutible’s API coughed up passwords, 2FA info, and tokens that could let attackers take over anyone’s account - 5 Feb 2024

Misan Harriman

Who is Misan Harriman - 7 June 2022

Ngozi Fulani/Marlene Headley/Sistah Space

Thread on Sistah Space Charity
Watchdog 'assessing' claims against Sistah Space after string of allegations about its finances were posted online - 14 Dec 2022
Late Queen's Lady in Waiting Lady Susan Hussey meets with Ngozi Fulani to apologise - 16 Dec 2022
Charity Commission offers her Sistah Space organisation 'regulatory advice and guidance' - 7 Jan 20323
Ngozi Fulani slams Buckingham Palace for 'not apologising to her properly' following race row with Lady Susan Hussey - 8 Mar 2023

Bandwagons

BLM
Prince Harry and Meghan call to end 'structural racism' in Britain - 1 Oct 2020
Environment/carbon emissions
Prince Harry Launches New Travel Program to Encourage Eco-Friendly Tourism
Harry’s Travalyst highlights crucial flaw with Archewell: ‘Dressed up as do-gooding’
UK's Prince Harry says rarely takes private jets, offsets his CO2
Covid vaccines
H lectures GQ awards about vaccines
Prince Harry blames 'those who peddle in lies and fear' for creating vaccine hesitancy
Prince Harry blames ‘mass misinformation’ for Covid vaccine hesitancy
Feminism
Meghan Markle: Prince Harry is a feminist too
PRINCE HARRY ANNOUNCES 'I'M A FEMINIST' DURING ROYAL VISIT WITH MEGHAN MARKLE
#MeToo Movement
Meghan Markle Weighs in on #MeToo and Time's Up
Meghan Markle’s ‘revolutionary’ mention of #MeToo was a ‘total no-no’ for the royals
Ethical Banking
Harry and Meghan vow to 'change the world' by moving into ethical banking
H&M get into finance
Harry and Meghan's Ethic investment firm partnership is highly questionable
Paid Maternity Leave - US
Meghan Markle writes to Democrats Pelosi and Schumer saying paid leave for parents should be a 'national right'
Harkle Maternity Leave letter Page 1 / Page 2
MM's controversial lobbyist letter pleading for paid family leave fails to make an impact as Biden drops proposal
MM ringing Senators’ no’s re Paid Leave - 3 Nov 2021
Meghan Markle says paid family leave is a 'humanitarian issue' and isn't political - 9 Nov 2021
Abortion / Roe vs Wade
Vogue - Gloria Steinem, MM & Jessica Yellin on Abortion Rights, the ERA, and Why They Won’t Give Up Hope - 28 June 2022
MM says men need to be more vocal - 28 June 2022
MM to take on Supreme Court over Roe vs Wade ruling - 28 June 2022
We'll be going to DC together soon - 29 June 2022

MM's stolen ideas/things plagiarised

The 'mythcarriage' / Mythcarriage Page 2
Eleanor Roosevelt
Paula Joy Welter - a girl without freckles
Grey's Anatomy
Cindy Crawford
Georgia O'Keefe
The Social Dilemma
Vogue Guest Editorial / Vogue Page 2
Banana Gate
Maya Angelous
Smartworks Slogan
5 years quote
40x40 birthday idea - stolen from Mandela and Obama
Spotify podcast episode 4 Korean story P1 / P2
Ruth Bader Ginsberg quote
E E Cummings quote

List of things/people 'Markled'

Time Magazine
Paid Leave in US
Dr Melissa Drake, Smeg's Obstetrician closed practice June 2022 article here
Netflix? Endless staff cuts
Clevr Blend Coffee
Oprah's deal with AppleTV
One Young World salary probe - 9 Oct 2022
JR Moehringer? Ghost writer of H's memoir
Penguin Random House C.E.O. Steps Down - 9 Dec 2022
Dawn Ostroff, Spotify Exec
Departure of Random House CEO Madeline McIntosh comes weeks after global CEO Markus Dohle stepped down - 1 Feb 2023
Spotify executive who signed H&M exits as hundreds of jobs cut - 21 May 2023

Scabies - Pet Poodle / Mouthpiece

Omid Scobie Twitter link
Scabies photos - for a laugh
Scabies Angry white man Tweet
https://www.thesteepletimes.com/movers-shakers/who-is-omid-scobie/
https://qph.fs.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-df46aecc35e7c4a4acc394f83b1c038a
https://royalanalysis.com/2021/03/30/omid-scobie-wants-to-be-americas-royal-reporter/
https://www.lipstickalley.com/threa...xposed-for-lying-about-age-bleaching.3748254/
Meghan Markle's friend Omid Scobie claims he was victim of 'prejudice' from 'very senior' royal aide who 'found it peculiar how well he spoke'
Omid Scobie spills the tea on his relationship with the Duchess of Sussex
Valentine Low re Scabies claim bullying allegations dropped
Harry and Meghan may release Netflix movie and 'step into Hollywood', Omid Scobie claims
Scabies Tweeting Harkles vaccine statement 24 Sept 2021
Scabies shit stirring re DM relationship with RF
Scabies insinuating Harkles are Royal on NYC UN Sec Gen visit September 2021
Harry will continue to leak information
Scabies Tweet re Archie’s title
Omid Scobie’s rise from Heat reporter to H&M’s biographer - 21 May 2023

Biographies

Christopher Andersen - Brothers And Wives:
Inside The Private Lives of William, Kate, Harry And Meghan

M lived 2000 miles away from Trevity Trev Trev - 21 July 2022
Prince Harry's 'obsession' with Meghan Markle caused rift with William, says royal author - 29 Nov 2021

The New Royals - Katie Nicholl

How KC3 and William plan to protect the Monarchy - 20 Sept 2022
William can't forgive H as he thought he'd be his wingman - 23 Sept 2022
Queen's surprise at MM wearing white - 24 Sept 2022

The Queen Consort - Angela Levin

MM unresponsive to Camilla's attempts to give her advice and support - 22 Sept 2022

Courtiers - Valentine Low

H&M and the Palace insiders who saw what really happened - 23 Sept 2022
Sussex survivors club - 24 Sept 2022
H&M felt cornered, misunderstood and deeply unhappy - 25 Sept 2022
MM’s blood soaked Saudi earrings - 1 Oct 2022
Courtiers felt sick when they had to work with H&M - 5 Oct 2022
‘History will judge us’ — how Kate took on H&M - 30 June 2023

The Palace Papers - Tina Brown

The Times Review of The Palace Papers by Tina Brown - 24 Apr 2022
Telegraph review of The Palace Papers by Tina Brown - 24 Apr 2022
Tina Brown H is really deluded - 24 Apr 2022
Daily Beast The Palace Papers - 24 Apr 2022
MM excerpt from The Palace Papers - 24 Apr 2022
Tina Brown - MM saw there was money to be made - 26 Apr 2022
MM wanted Leading Lady status after Royal Tour - 26 Apr 2022
H continuing campaign to disrupt Charles' future reign - 27 Apr 2022
MM was desperate for prestige - 27 Apr 2022
Spectator review of The Palace Papers - Apr 2022
H Allegedly Threw Fit After Elderly Man Asked For Photograph - 28 Dec 2022

Harkle Christmas Cards

2019
2020
2021
2022
2023

Harry and Meghan Brand Reputation Team!

The Times Tattle article
Post from @Yel

British Words/Slang/Swear Words

Arsehole - self explanatory or an idiot
Back door - bottom
Bedsit - very small digs ; usually 1 room, bed/sitting room, a sink & a shared bathroom if an older bedsit setup
Bloody hell - used to express anger, annoyance, or shock
Bollocks - testicles or nonsense
Bum - bottom
Buttie/Butty - like a sandwich but in a cob/bun ie bacon buttie/chip buttie
Cunt - what Freda says - an unpleasant or stupid person
Dick - an idiot or a penis
Fanny - idiot or female genitalia (NOT your bottom!)
Fuckwit - a complete moron (basically Hazno!)
Knob - a complete moron or a penis
Nappy - absorbent material around a baby’s bottom
Numpty - a stupid or ineffectual person
Pissed - drunk
Pissed off - annoyed
Poop Shoot - bottom
Radio rental - mental
Rug - wig
Sarnie - sandwich
Shitter - toilet
Syrup - wig (syrup of figs)
Trainers - sports shoes
Twat - a stupid or obnoxious person
Tosser - a stupid or despicable person
Wank - masturbating
Wanker - a contemptible person

American words/slang

Ankle - a few feet lower than a cunt
Biscuits - we haven't got a bloody clue, but they might be a bit like scones!
Butt - bum/arse/bottom
Efficiency - bedsit
Funky - Stinky/Yucky
Gravy (with the biscuits) - some sort of whiteish sauce, but definitely not 'proper' gravy!
Simp - wimpy person that gives you the ick
Slay - Doing well
Swamp Ass - sweaty wetness in the butt crack that may soak through underwear/clothing
THOT - That Ho Over There (also 666)
Wack - sometimes bad or ridiculous sometimes good or "fly'

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