1. How they met - Blind date or Instagram?
2. 'Racist' art shown is not in Buckingham Palace or Royal properties
3. Claimed engagement interview was 'like an orchestrated reality show' - disputed by BBC interviewer
4. Claimed Palace told her she couldn't invite Niece Ashleigh - denied by Palace
5. Said she couldn't wear colour as a member of the Royal family, so wore beige and white
6. She still has text messages from six years ago, but told courts her phone deleted them after 30 days
7. Haz proposing on one knee, or over roast chicken
8. She said nobody had taught her royal protocol, yet HM gave her ladies in waiting/courtiers to train her
9. Working with TV companies wasn't part of the plan.
10. Catherine not a hugger
11. Harry raised in Africa by someone else
12. Harry: No other family member served in the forces
13. Photo of MM cleaning fish as per Tig not at Frogmore
14. H claimed chased by paps after Well Child event
Lies according to Lady C
1) Statement that TRF was contacted
and declined to make a comment.
2) Chased by paps
in a basement garage.
3) How they met
. Before - introduced by Violet Von blah blah. Now İnstagram.
4) Where proposal took place
. Before - roasting a chicken at Nott Cott. Now outside with candles.
5) Haz presents as a great love story
. We see it differently - a sick relationship playing out between a needy, immature and not very bright man, and a greedy opportunist who has the sincereity of a 3-dollar bill. A transactional arrangement.
6) Engagement interview
an orchestrated reality show. BBC interviewer says they had control.
7) Claimed they couldn't tell their story
. Denied by BBC.
8) Relationships with Chelsy and Cressida
didn't work out because of press. Lady C said they just didn't want to marry Harry
. Haz's volatility, paranoia, and mental issues were factors.
9) Not taught how to curtsey.
Usually part of ballet classes.
10) Smeg had to learn National Anthem
from the internet.
11) Pursued by paps in Britain. No footage exists.
12) Palace planting negative stories
about them in press. Smeg was the one leaking stories. Palace trying to suppress stories about Smeg.
13) No etiquette classes
or anyone to guide her on protocol. 30-point dossier from Ed Lane-Fox. Smeg refused all help.
14) Medieval etiquette
. Smeg successfully mirrored back initially.
15) UK press pursued Smeg like Diana
. No evidence other than Katie Price
and Harry Potter shots.
16) Smeg got the dish soap ad changed
. Yawn - it wasn't down to Smeg.
17) Blames Sam for Ashleigh's non-invite.
Palace was concerned that Smeg had none of her family attending.
18) Barely knew Sam.
19) TRF has unconscious bias
. A vicious lie.
20) Biased historians implying use of racist imagery
undermining. Was celebrated at the time for its diversity.
21) The media were out to destroy Smeg
. Paranoia in action.
22) Location of proposal changed
. Kitchen to backyard.
23) PPoW are cold, formal and uptight.
Contradicted what they said in engagement interview that PPoW were amazing and wonderful.
24) Haz makes snipe at male relations
(PoW) Marry with head not heart and choose women that fit the mould.
25) Doria had primary parental care.
Trying to make Thomas out to be a deadbeat dad.
26) Thomas's phone was compromised while he was in hospital.
Thomas confirmed he texted himself.
. Lady C is disturbed that Smeg was beaming with delight when supposed to be suicidal. Smeg's actions don't match her claims.
28) Race became an issue after move to UK.
The Harkles used the race card when they issued a press notice to confirm they were dating.
29) Princess Michael's wearing of Blackamoor brooch was racist
. A symbol of racial inclusivity.
30) Unconscious bias of TRF.
Haz has swallowed whole Doria's racist lines. Doria was undermining Smeg, using anti-race messages.
31) Smeg would still have relationship with Thomas if not for Haz
. Factually inaccurate - Thomas is still Smeg's father. Lady C confirmed she was approached by an emissary of Haz's
to include in her book that Thomas had interfered with Smeg. Haz is complicit in the lies.
32) Smeg insisting to Canadian police that people trying to stalk her.
33) False impression that filmed at the Montecito home
34) Who could have imagined a black princess.
Smeg doesn't acknowledge her blackness. David Blah Blah black historian on behalf of Archewell
35) British slavery was airbrushed out of history
. David Blah Blah again.
36) Haz brought up by 2nd family in Africa.
37) Haz perplexed as a victim at airport after Megxit
when the Harkles had plans all along to monetise royal status.
38) Decision to marry Smeg sets Haz apart because he made decision from the heart.
Lady C amended to his member's decision.
39) Haz is his mother's son as Diana made decisions by her heart
. Lady C said Diana was in love with the PoW rather than Charles the man. Her younger ambition had been to be a dancer or to be the Princess of Wales.
40) Racism fuelled by Brexit.
41) The rota system is solely tabloids and not respectable press.
42) UK press and paps were intrusive.
No access to Windsor or KP for public.
43) Rota and press assisting TRF in betraying the Harkles.
44) Smeg hunted like an animal by press.
Press hasn't published anything that is not true or fair.
45) Doria's suggestion that treatment (of Smeg) is racist.
46) A friend suggested documenting their lives (because of misinformation).
47) Smeg pretends that the press violated her privacy and leaked story of their relationship.
48) Dismissed TQ's accomplishments with the Commonwealth as Empire 2.0.
49) British etiquette is medieval.
50) No matter what Smeg did they were going to destroy her.
Who are they? Paranoia again.
51) NF lie to further racist agenda
. Racist imagery in palaces. İmages shown were from museums and stately homes owned by the NT.
52) Haz's job is to keep his family safe.
Haz is a delusional fantasist and justifies his conduct by the hate he feels he has experienced against his wife and son.
53) Smeg is so similar to Diana.
İn failings only - Diana sometimes had a casual relationship with the truth and a schemer when it suited her. Paranoid. Self-pitying. None of Diana's virtues such as sweetness, charm, or goodness.
54) No support or guidance from TRF when Diana died.
Haz has forgotten all the kindnesses of TQ, PP, and KC.
55) Haz ignored the part KC played in his life and boosted the part Diana played
56) Trivialises, denigrates, and belittles TQ's legacy.
Suggests the CW is not voluntary. QCT was a global opportunity for the Harkles to create unity and racial harmony.
57) Destructive and malevolent view of CW put forward by female historian
. Smeg tried to shift responsibility for content but this historian was commissioned by the Harkles and NF.
58) James Holt from Archewell linked Brexit Referendum to jingoism and the Harkles' marriage. A talking head for the Harkles who couldn't say everything themselves.
59) Smeg hits out at formality of TRF.
Spinning narrative of being cold and hugs are jarring. Smeg doesn't understand that PPoW have integrity -with the same behaviour, values and demeanour in public and private.
60) Not able to tell their story till now.
Scabies and Sunshine Sucks have helped to tell their story eg. Haz breaks wind in Montecito.
61) Press articles with racist undertones.
eg exotic (positive and glamorous overtones but not racist).
62) Car chases, disguises and anti-surveillance driving since early dates.
63) Samantha exaggerated their relationship.
64) Made to wear beige and muted colours by TRF.
65) Exploitation and bribery within the media by TRF.
66) Doria condemns Thomas and staged photos. That's not parenting.