Exactly.Wheeeee new thread.
Excellent title.
Blimey it's 'ot.
I can accept it as being true that people at a party want to talk to Harry.
He's an actual Prince/son of the global superstar Diana/grandson to one of the richest women in the world which gives him novelty value.
People will want to chat with someone of that status.
What I want to know is if they flock to talk to him again once they've met him?
He's a curiosity. Like the two headed snakes and stuff you see at stops on US highways. You are interested in a "let's check it out ..."way. then afterwards you think "well, that was exciting ... not"
Yeah Henry the two headed snake.
OOH, shall we write a bench book?
"The Adventures of Henry the 2 headed snake and his imaginary friends"
This is Henry, a two headed twit.
We think he has brains, but honestly not a lot.
He thinks he's mates with Barrack and calls him every day.
But Barrack is always busy and doesn't want to play.
So Henry calls his granny, but she slams down the phone
after shouting "duck off you traitor!". Poor Henry all alone.
So he calls his friend Freda, who he knows loves him to bits.
But she says "Soz, can't talk Aitch, I'm waxing my tits."
This puzzles Henry, but then many things do.
Like penguins and sudoku and tieing one's shoe.
"Do ladies wax their titties though? Well megsy never does,
though to be fair they really need it as they're growing quite a fuzz."
So he calls nuttynanna and is puzzled even more.
She's speaking a strange language he's never heard before.
He thinks she's saying "luv you loads" but we tattlers think not.
So Henry is all alone again. The prince the world forgot.