unagisushi
Active member
no offence to all of you but is it really that big of deal if zoella’s daughter is born on the same day as you or your nan’s cousin’s dog
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eyespybs123
Chatty Member
I don't get why a man would need paternity leave BEFORE the baby is born?
I’m dying. He’s had the easiest life for 9 years. It’s as if he thinks he’s like a doctor or something and has been working non stop. ‘Only had a week off’ is laughable. In fact it’s not even funny, it’s insulting.
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PreferDogsToHumans
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I am absolutely HOWLING at Alfie questioning whether he should leave the house in his vlog (to drive to a coffee shop, ROUND THE FUCKING CORNER) because Zoe is 37 weeks pregnant and might go into labour 
Alfie, the fuck do you think ACTUAL WORKING FATHERS do when they have pregnant wives/partners
they don’t stay at home for a month before the due date like you, you utter clueless bellend 
I am actually in a slight state of shock at how tone deaf that man child is. Jesus.
Alfie, the fuck do you think ACTUAL WORKING FATHERS do when they have pregnant wives/partners
they don’t stay at home for a month before the due date like you, you utter clueless bellend I am actually in a slight state of shock at how tone deaf that man child is. Jesus.
Fillyjonk
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No, okay, that's fucking weird.Ew
imagine kissing your brother’s girlfriends stomachdoes this family have boundaries?
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Bet Alfie's itching for Joe to put a baby in Dianne so he can do the same.
We make fun of her on this forum but in reality she is sad and pathetic. It's a sad existence she has. She is so lazy and spoiled that she and Alfie are incapable of doing anything themselves. This should have been a time where she had ample content to show. So many video ideas that she could have had during these 9 months and instead she did absolutely nothing. Can't even post videos on time, can't hang up a shelf or painting without hiring someone, can't plan or prepare a small baby shower party everything had to be catered ect. From the outside she seems to have it all but in reality she is a shell of her former self and I feel sorry for their daughter. She and Alfie will melt within the first month after the baby is born with how much work and effort has to go in to raise a child, care for them, teach them right from wrong, educate them, stimulate them. Babies aren't dolls or there for insta pics. I guess they will learn the hard way.
Fillyjonk
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I'm kind of hoping she has a massive, roly poly chunker of a newborn who won't fit in any of the ridiculously overpriced and impractical clothes they got.Can you imagine if she has a 9lb baby?
No hate on fat babies BTW, I had one
jackolantern
VIP Member
The irony being he is a millionaire who could likely *choose* to never work again if he wanted to. There is no accidentally getting caught up in work for him. It's an insult to all the parents who do miss precious time with their babies because they have to grind just to keep a roof over their heads. Entitled fucking prick.So in Alfie's video he says hes ready to become a father because hes sorted out the basement and the paperwork
jackolantern
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There isn’t a difference. It doesn’t matter if someone’s labour is 2 hours or 20, if they want to reduce their pain and can, there is no shame. It’s not a competition.
ALL women who are pregnant/give birth are machines. However baby comes.
Snackella
Chatty Member
I found it really funny how she was saying in these stories that it took her sooo long to get ready (2 hours) because she's a sloth at this point of pregnancy, yet compared it to taking 45 minutes to curl her hair usually. Does she think normal people spend 45 minutes curling their hair every frew days? Or better yet, does she think normal MOTHERS spend 45 minutes curling their hair every few days? Nah girl. Really shows how deluded she is.
barbses
Active member
To me it is weird that someone with anxiety puts so little thought into something as important as a hospital bag. I am lucky not to be a very anxious person myself but if I was about to pop any minute I'm pretty sure I'd be nervous about not having all my shit packed up ready to go any second.
Disney_Wolf
Chatty Member
And Alfie's is Alfred Sidney Deyes but he's definitely NOT a Tory
jfletcher
VIP Member
There needs to be a new version of Wife Swap but, instead of swapping families, influencers swap jobs with members of the public and get to experience what a proper job and a week's hard work is actually like.
Imagine Zoe or Alfie trying to do a full day's work. They've been in their privileged influencer bubble for so long that they genuinely believe that editing one vlog a month or filming an ad reel for Instagram is working hard. And they've made so much money at this point that they'll never have to know any different unfortunately.
Imagine Zoe or Alfie trying to do a full day's work. They've been in their privileged influencer bubble for so long that they genuinely believe that editing one vlog a month or filming an ad reel for Instagram is working hard. And they've made so much money at this point that they'll never have to know any different unfortunately.
how can he say he’s only had one week off ‘work’ in 9 years?! So what about the week long holidays to Mykonos he had every year? What about the trips to New York for Zoe’s birthday and the Dubai holiday they went on? Just search ‘pointlessblog holidays’ in YouTube and 9 holiday vlogs pop up!The fact that he doesn’t consider all the holidays abroad time off work because his work is holidays abroad.. and going to restaurants… and doing the kind of things us humans in the real world work to be able to afford lol their lives are ridiculous!! Paternity leave
They are insufferable!! Their jobs are a constant holiday!! They need to get an effing grip.
Fillyjonk
VIP Member
"hahahah", cow. Rich coming from her, who is basically an orange Joe in a bad wig.
I know Poppy's a dickhead, but I think she has a nice face. Zoe and Alfie are clearly expecting the baby to be a 3D printed, miniature version of Zoe, but it definitely wouldn't be the worst thing in the world if she looked like Poppy.
The fact that he doesn’t consider all the holidays abroad time off work because his work is holidays abroad.. and going to restaurants… and doing the kind of things us humans in the real world work to be able to afford lol their lives are ridiculous!! Paternity leave
