Thesocialmama.xo

[DilysMcGillis]

She’s so full of shit, she would have been told the dates for her daughter to settle into nursery, all the drama for IG to make it look and sound interesting

Exactly. An absolute train wreck. Who has time to watch Netflix in the middle of the day with two toddlers? And they were both punted upstairs pronto to watch a film after she’d JUST SAID she was going to start limiting their screen time It really is awful. Instead of having a bath & filming it for Insta in the middle of the day, read your kids a fucking book. Play a game with them. Take them for a walk in the fresh air - they’re the unhealthiest looking kids EVER. That wee one now has sores all over her face Whenever the middle one tries to speak or ask her anything she either talks over him, cuts him off or keeps filming & completely ignores him. The poor thing’s got a speech delay & needs extra nurture - it’s infuriating. She’s a feckless mother & her Insta persona is absolutely vacuous. I’m embarrassed for her & every poor unsuspecting person who sends her products without the knowledge that her affiliation will put people *off* ever buying their product or using their service. Here’s an idea - if you’re so fed up being fat & feeling shit, stop eating a load of shite & festering round in your bed all day. Walk your dogs, interact with your children & put on a bra

 

[tippingpoint]

“Jamie Genevieve was saying the same thing”

Aye that’ll be millionaire and full time business woman / MUA Jamie Genevieve who needs her social media content to be fresh in order to keep her business going. Not a woman who resorts to showing two year olds picking up dog shite so she can maybe receive a free hair bow.

 

[tippingpoint]

Her husband looks so...normal. Would love to be a fly on the wall during a night out he’s on with his pals.

“Mate literally every day, 12 hour shift, get home, shite on the floor, weans greeting, 798 cookies on the worktop, she’s on her 9th bath of the day. Don’t know what to do about life”

 

[tippingpoint]

I hate when all the low level influencers are like “I’m working on something VERY SECRET and VERY EXCITING”

Ok cool what is it? Pick a few tops from Quiz? Get to try the Pornstar Martini tree at the Social? That it? You’ve not been invited to remake Charlie’s Angels, sit down.

 

[tippingpoint]

A lot of these Insta mums go down the “Everything is chaos, weans are mental, house is a mess, I’m just like you” route and yeah fair play some of us live like that 24/7, some of us have days like that kids or not but it’s not interesting. It’s not enough to just be relatable.

For me personally as a mum and as someone who works I would like to see things like what you making for dinner? Do you meal prep? What’s easy and simple and healthy to bang out on a Thursday night? Where’s good to go around Glasgow with wee ones? And no I don’t mean show Boomerangs of them on swings. Actually talk about the place - what does it have and not have? How do you tackle one child with homework when the other two don’t have to do that? Pick up any books or that recently that they’re really into?

When you’re showing your unmade bed and your junkie bun and weans screaming in the background it’s a bit like...ok me too? What am I getting from this? Fuck all.

 

[tippingpoint]

Mother of 3 beautiful kids, loving husband who works so she doesn’t have to, stays in nice house in nice area, cute dogs, family support network but what does she give a shit about? Followers. Growing followers, a “major drop” in new followers, blocking followers, fake followers. Take a step back and look at all you have hen! Followers mean shit! Your kids whole lives put out on display for a couple of free bows.

 

[Curiositycandy]

Right enoughs enough! Declaring to ‘20k’ followers that your personal hygiene is on the back burner doesn’t make you relatable.

She’s mentioned she’s not had a shower 3 times and said she’s having quiet time but still posts all day - What the actual fuck!

If I was having down time I’d be cleaning from top to bottom and flinging myself in a bath of detol

Ps.Aimee I followed you initially because I thought your wedding was lovely and I looked forward to watching your family life.
Clearly you are a work shy b*****d with the hygiene of Pete the Jakey!

 

[tippingpoint]

She’s like an episode of Black Mirror or something. A mother channeling all her energy into social media while not being able to fully cope with the kids. The whole thing is clearly affecting her so much I don’t know why she doesn’t just stop. She doesn’t have to delete her account or whatever, just stop this massive drive to be Insta famous. It’s triggering actual anxiety in her.

Also sick of them all banging the same drum over and over. The world established social media is fake a long time ago. We know all the hottest birds photoshop their pictures. We know what a post baby body looks like. We know women flaunting their flat stomachs and bragging about their post pregnancy snapback is insensitive. We know some days we cope being mothers and some days we don’t. We know most people have stretch marks and cellulite and wobbly bits. This makes up 70% of content for these people. Over and over, repeating what we already know. It doesn’t make you all that “real”. Truth is if you step outside social media and look at your pals, your family members, your colleagues (you know real life people you have a connection with) then you’ll see all these “flaws”. You’ll see how normal it is and just move on because you’re all the same. It’s this horrible validation wankfest and they’re all at it. Oh look at my post baby body OH YOU’RE SO REAL BABES THANKS FOR THIS I NEEDED THIS

 

[Ek2209]

Currently crying on her stories because she can’t cope with the thought of not having her kids around her 24/7.
Makes a change from her crying on her stories because she can’t cope with having her kids around her 24/7...
Also, how does she never seem to know when her kids are starting school/nursery? Literally every time she finds out on the day or the day before. How can you not be on top of simple things like knowing a date when you don’t even have anything else of any importance to actually do? She certainly doesn’t forget the date of whatever new dessert shops are opening nearby!

 

[tippingpoint]

I understand Aimee, I too need to make an income so I can support my family. I managed to sort it though and I’ll tell you how. It’s a bit complicated but I’ll explain it best I can. PM me if you want additional info etc

Basically what I did was decide to go back to work after maternity leave

Does that make sense?

 

[BigFakers]

Social Maw details every effort she makes in her house from squaring up the bedrooms to spending what must have been a complete waste of time dressing dolls, but has anyone ever seen her strip and change the beds? I swear they have all been sleeping in the same bedding for months - must be rank in there

 

[Justhavingalook403]

She’s a total tit of a lassie. She will be waiting for the social mama cronies to jump on Instagram and defend her she’s not got a leg to stand on!

found it hilarious she posted FAM Goals on Kimmy G post ehhh Aimee her man is a known drug dealer and she’s been banged more times than a taxi door

 

[tippingpoint]

It’s not exclusive to social mama but feel like these influencers / mum bloggers constantly create issues where there are none just for a grid post. The whole mother’s comparing themselves has been done to death. We all know it’s stupid. We all do it sometimes even if you know it’s stupid. That’s it. In a weird way I sometimes feel like things have done a 180 and the aggressive hammering home of IT DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU DON’T BREASTFEED almost makes breastfeeding mothers feel bad, like we shouldn’t talk about it or show it in case people feel bad or something? Nobody cares. Keep your weans happy and alive and ideally off the gram.

On a larger scale people like Hinch do this too. “Look at my eBay dress, who cares it’s not designer?” Literally no one. Literally fucking no one said oh that dress isn’t designer you are scum and poor and a jake

 

[Sickofinstagramcrap]

These stupid ballon setups are a joke, cringe as f*ck. who even wants to see that. Hate insta trends

I just cant think of anything more sad and desperate than going to a shop to buy number balloons to pose in-front of to celebrate how many followers you have on social media...... i am getting a red neck for her! GET A LIFE and walk your fucking dogs!!

 

[Justhavingalook403]

She’s vile it’s completely out of order !! The wee girl hasn’t long started potty training and she’s terrifying her. she will have the hard neck to call everyone Tricias if she’s called out on it. My wee girl is 17month old I would never dream of covering her in Fake Tan, letting her pose naked with only a pillow strapped to her just for the gram. I would be applying a cream to the wee girls chin it looked so sore. Honestly she makes me look like Mary fucking poppins

 

[Chatterbox2412]

My god - I go between wanting to strangle her and feeling sorry for her. She needs to seriously get a grip, begging for 20k followers while She lies in her bed until 11am while her 3 young kids run wild and see to themselves, her house is a pig sty, She forgets to feed her animals, barely takes her kids out the house, her son can’t speak properly but she appears to do very little to help him - fair enough if she is waiting on a speech therapy appointment but why isnt she reading with him and trying to help his speech improve instead of showing a camera in his face. All she does is lounge about, then get herself glammed up at 2pm and goes to home Bargains - she honestly needs to get off that phone and get her life in some sort of order. I know everyone’s house can get messy with kids there everyday but her house looks like it stinks. She hardly scrubs herself so can’t imagine she scrubs her house very often, too busy bleating on about anxiety yet can sashay about Primark & Home Bargains during a global pandemic - I do actually feel sorry for her because she says anything for Instagram. Her life is a car crash yet all she is interested in is followers. Her mum or husband need to get a grip of her, she comes across to me as being depressed and desperate for validation from random people.

 

[BigFakers]

For someone who's a doctor she has a remarkable lack of privacy awareness, most obviously with her kids. Then she posted about the health of her parents, to which she obviously got replies saying that was maybe not appropriate and she responded quite indignantly that she'd now asked them permission so it was ok. A blooming doctor really shouldn't need this pointed out to her! And she's another one that bangs on about anxiety then the next day jumps about in her bra and knickers for likes.

I don't mind Mum of DICKS, at least she has a personality, but the dancing in pants and constant "look at my cellulite" is tedious, the one out of that gang that baffles me is Daly Dose Angelina, she has no actual content, just smiling like a moron at the camera and saying Helloooooooo, Mum of Wildlings is a weirdo, and Abbie Draper is a poisonous nobody.... glad I got all that off my chest

 

[Hawtsauce]

A while ago I thought her idea for a social club for mums was really nice . Her content, views and behaviours are very different from mine but I got sucked in to going to one of the events. She was a total mean girl with a group of horrible women who are total attention seekers who pull the mental health card to get sympathy when in fact they are truly awful human beings . Social mama was pretentious, full of herself and her friend at the event Daly dose of Genevieve was downright awful. She was so attention seeking and saying unkind things about women she knew from a town near Glasgow ( apparently she used to live there ) . I would never attend a social mama event again . EVER!!!

 

[WhoTheHeck]

She needs to stay in her lane ! Banging on about Clara tinks doing her hair ? Clara would never be your bestie you abso meff — how about instead of trying your hardest to be insta famous you actually try put your kids in clean clothes ?

 

[Justhavingalook403]

So she’s half cut, well tipsy Kyle could be called out any anytime on call leaving her with the kids what happens in an emergency ?she can’t drive if she’s been drinking. Been at her sister in laws, the kids have played with neighbours children. Calling people “ tricias” hmm you have broken lockdown rules and are flaunting it on social media.
Oldest was on a switch ban but she wants peace so gives him it back! She’s really showing herself up of being a complete and utter arsehole.