The vlog is called Today didn’t get off to a very good start! (Sarah is in the thumbnail with a shit under her nose look and pointing her finger at something (I’m seeing a burnt balaclava but fuck knows what it is?)
along with some fake flames.)
The vlog starts with Sarah. She‘s whispering that everybody is fast asleep except her and Isla so she’s about to let isla see what the elves have been up to. They react to the elves who have a save the turtles note. (Maybe stop buying a thousand plastic lol dolls then Sarah.)
Advent calendar time. As usual isla mumbles something about Esme but I can’t make out what she says. Sarah’s sat isabelle in the middle today so isla doesn't get her advent spoiled. Surprise surprise it’s another squishy and Isabelle looks like she’s got the same lipgloss as yesterday. Exciting stuff!!
Sarah is cackling in the kitchen about something. They were up early and ready to leave but Esme dropped her flask of juice on Sarahs crotch and she looked like she’d peed herself. Long rambling story about ripping off her trousers and only having one clean pair of leggings. Long story short... Chris burnt her leggings with the iron! so it wasn’t a scorched balaclava. It’s Sarahs leggings and fake clickbait flames. Sarah loud cackles.
Seriously! The highlight of their day yesterday was Chris burning some leggings. You’re at Disney and you clickbait burnt leggings? #LovingLife
Sinister brows Chris is in the Disney park now or as he likes to call it magic kingdom.
Sarah likes Chris toy story jumper and then cut to the next scene and Chris is rambling on about having to walk 5 minutes back to security because he’d forgotten his bag. Riveting stuff so far.
They're walking along. Isabelle is pushing Jace and Isla is being pushed by Sarah in a buggy they’ve got from somewhere. Seriously Sarah? push your son and let isla walk. She’s not a baby anymore. Anybody would think izzy was Jaces mother she seems to do more for him than Sarah. Some mother has probably had to carry around a baby or a disabled child because Sarah and Chris want a reaction from the “haters.” At this point I believe they’re trolling people now.
Esme and Isla are also still in their pjs and Isabelle has her orange is the new black onesie on.
boring chat from creepy about space mountain fast passes. They don’t want to wait an hour so they’re getting fast passes for 5-6pm and coming back then. Chris pretends he might go on it later instead of ifam spotting while he waits.
Chris has taken the girls on pirates of the Caribbean. Sarah‘s waiting with Jace because he’s fast asleep and she didn’t want to put him in the sling because he’s like a dead weight. Lazy living up to her name as usual. I’m honestly surprised she’s not riding around on a mobility scooter by now.
Chris is talking about getting reservations at the pirates restaurant and I doubt that will happen so they’re probably eating in Annettes again later and Jace is eating an organix bar and should be sat up properly but there’s no telling Sarah and Chris about baby choking hazards. They both seem as thick as each other.
They‘re still all crowded around watching Jace eat his bar.
Chris is devastated because it’s been officially confirmed that he can’t eat at the pirates of the Caribbean restaurant on this trip. What?? I thought when Disney knew they had the inghams in the park they’d have reserved them a table immediately! Is throwing around your subscriber number in emails not working anymore creepy? Boo hoo.
Creepy has a sulky slapped arse face and announces they’re off to it’s a small world while complaining about the restaurant being on his bucket list. They’re all guessing how long the queue will be. (Nobody gives a shit but it’s 45 minutes.) Esme is in the other buggy now.
They’re stood around waiting for a clock to change to 45.
Chris doesn’t believe it’s a 45 minute queue. He’s claiming it’s at least an hour and half. Dr Chris is now Disney Chris. He thinks he knows everything.
This is the most boring footage they’ve filmed. It’s just standing about talking about rides they’re not going on and queue times. I can hear the views dropping from here!
They give up on it’s a small world and head to caseys corner for hot chocolates. Their fast pass for space mountain is coming up soon anyway. They’ve been on one ride so far but the hot chocolate got a round of yays from the inghams.
Chris perks up when they spot the Disney princesses.
Jace and Isla scream baby babble while Sarah pushes Jace and Isabelle now pushes Esme.
Slow camera pan along caseys corner and Chris shows off his tiny hot chocolate. “They may be small but they’re mighty. Oh yeah!” Oh piss off creepy.
Parade time while the take me home song plays again. Sinister brows chris holds Jace and he says he loved the dragon. Back to the parade and song. Then creepy dances with Jace and Sarah cackles that Jace looks mortified.
They’re in the Disney village and Sarah says they’ve just had a bite to eat but doesn’t say what so I’m guessing they’ve had Annettes again. Sarah says they’re off back to the Disney park for the tree lighting ceremony and she says Isabelle looks like a potato like her. I’d have said you look more like a watermelon than a potato to be honest Sarah.
Sarah say that the girls are wearing their lol pyjamas because they’re snuggly and warm. They’ve also slept in them all week. Two woman in the background notice they are on camera so turn their backs and then walk away. Sarah cackles maniacally so a lad on his phone looks up. They watch the tree lighting ceremony.
Back at the cabin and Jace has his hands in a bowl of party ring biscuits. Sarah says what are you doing? while pointing the camera at him. Jace and the three girls are having a tea party on the floor with the bowl of party rings and a jug of orange. Sarah says she‘s not sure he should eat a party ring but lets him have it anyway because it’s the last night. Why is she letting him eat party rings? I struggle to bite into one of them hard things and I’ve got teeth.
Sarah says they’re sad because they check out tomorrow. She looks bright red as she says it’s been one of their most magical trips yet. Then she says some of you are wondering where your orders are. She says if you’ve ordered before the 13th then it’s guaranteed to be with you before Christmas. I’ll guess Easter. It‘s taking longer than usual because the time of year but they’ve spent over a thousand pounds on postage between Monday and Friday. Sarah you over charge on postage. The people paying for their blankets have paid for postage not you. These idiots think they’re doing people a favour by posting things they’ve paid postage for. Your items are on the way it’s not a big deal. The will arrive by Christmas she says.
Isabelle says Jace has eaten all the party rings. Sarah says no he hasn't he’ll be sat on them. She’s not even watching him so she’s using her psychic powers here.
Worst vlog ever and I’m not just saying that. Boring and repetitive. They went on one ride and had hot chocolate.
On the 12th day of Christmas, the Inghams gave to me
Sarahs babbling on that they‘ve had the best time and lots of ifam have messaged saying that the inghams have inspired them to book a trip. Sure they have Sarah. 
