They think filming the private life of small children to make money is work. While I dislike children being used to make money for adults, I don't see why both parents have to give up work for that. Maybe Chris thinks he's too good to get the kind of job for his ability, now he thinks he's a celebrity. Except only people who admire them are under 15 year old girls and dim people without much sense, who would like anybody that's promoted. The kind of people who think Kerry Katona is sophisticated.
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On Sarah’s flogging chineseblanketsandme channel she says she’s found 4 blankets in the office. How can she not know how much stock she has?
Why would a man wear leggings without trousers over them ?
They probably got a phone call from BM telling them their sales had fallen drastically while they were away
So the Michelin Woman piled the kids in the car this morning
Dirty pj's and all Well Bits and bats are her best friends
Todays vlog is called We caught thieves in our car. Caught on camera!
The vlog starts with a recap. As if the holiday wasn’t boring enough they think that the ifam want to watch it twice.
Chris plays clips from yesterdays vlog and then it cuts to later that night part two. Imagine your ego being that big that you think people want to watch roads while you travel home in the dark. Why wasn’t this in yesterday’s vlog.
Shots of the roads. The inghams are on their way home. Riveting stuff already!
Is the whole vlog going to be roads? It seems like they’ve been driving for ages.
They’re now in Calais. Sarah says she drove them. Chris slept for 10 minutes but Jace and the girls were a bit rowdy so he did some editing. They’re now on the ferry. Sarah says they’ve just made the three hour journey down to Dover. She corrects herself and says Calais.
Sarah mentions the ferry was delayed because of the bad winds. I can’t see creepy so I’m guessing he’s huddled over a toilet somewhere feeling sea sick.
*Marcus Bentley from big brothers voice.* “Day 84 and Isla is still in her onesie!” Seriously she’s had that thing on for 3 days now and she’s sleeping in it too.
Sarah starts talking about Jaces teeth. “You know when they get that flourencent line on their gums.” Imagine if Sarah released a baby book? Chapter 3. What to do when your babies gums light up! She cackles and says translucent.
Jace is on the floor now. Sarah says he just crawled backwards. Chris plays a montage of Jace reaching forward.
Part two again It’s the day after and they’re at the premier inn. They've combined the two vlogs to take the pressure off. Ah these youtubers and their hard, hard lives. Chris hasn't slept. Sarah drops in that she hasn’t slept in nine months. She looks the most rested, sleep deprived person I’ve seen. She then says they’ve just woke up after a nice sleep in this morning.
Sarah proves she’s been reading tattle again. They book the biggest room with a double bed, two singles and a cot and Esme and Isla top and tail. It’s easier and they’re only small. she says.
Jace is fast asleep on the bed. Sarah was trying to keep him awake so he’d sleep in the car. He’s lay on a bed and wrapped in a blanket. Sarah I don’t think that’s how you’re going to keep him awake.
Creepy says He’d love to stay and explore dover for a bit and then it’s back to the motorway and they’re off home! Roads and more roads.
They've stopped. Sarah says they’ve been driving for three hours. They’re near London. The traffics so bad. The girls need the toilet and they’re stretching Jaces legs. Sarah seems more excited about visiting the service station than she was about Disneyland.
Sarah repeats a line about not wanting to take Jace out in the freezing cold. She’s smelling the girls breaths to make sure they’ve not been eating her crisps. It cuts to a clip of the girls stealing Sarahs crisps while she’s not in the car. Ah come on Chris. How tit is this footage? This was the clickbait title. They’re still going on and Sarah is holding up the bag of crisps. They screech about jelly babies and then back on the road.
They‘re back home after 7 hours on the road. Sarah‘s excited to get a cup of tea.
Jace is back in his usual spot near the Christmas tree and Creepy is growling with a toy dinosaur. Sarah says to Jace “how did you manage to get all the way over there?” Isla shows the ifam a picture she’s made for Jace.
It’s advent calendar time. Isla is still in her LOL onesie. Chris and Sarah are trying to guess what the squishy is. And the award for most boring vlog of the year goes to......
Jace is having tummy time. Isla sits him up so she can give him his advent calendar. He’s is excited for chocolate. Sarah cackles and Chris creeps.
NEWSFLASH!! Isla is in clean pyjamas. The LOL onesie walks itself to the kitchen in disgust.
That was the worst vlog yet. Sarah says it’s been an incredible week. She must have seen this on Facebook because she says the year is drawing to a close and not all of our friends and family made it. You have to make the most of every single moment. The positive pineapple ends the vlog.
I thought “there ain’t no vlogmas like an the ingham family vlogmas? Boring!
The vlog starts with a recap. As if the holiday wasn’t boring enough they think that the ifam want to watch it twice.
Chris plays clips from yesterdays vlog and then it cuts to later that night part two. Imagine your ego being that big that you think people want to watch roads while you travel home in the dark. Why wasn’t this in yesterday’s vlog.
Shots of the roads. The inghams are on their way home. Riveting stuff already!
Is the whole vlog going to be roads?
It seems like they’ve been driving for ages.They’re now in Calais. Sarah says she drove them. Chris slept for 10 minutes but Jace and the girls were a bit rowdy so he did some editing. They’re now on the ferry. Sarah says they’ve just made the three hour journey down to Dover. She corrects herself and says Calais.
Sarah mentions the ferry was delayed because of the bad winds. I can’t see creepy so I’m guessing he’s huddled over a toilet somewhere feeling sea sick.
*Marcus Bentley from big brothers voice.* “Day 84 and Isla is still in her onesie!” Seriously she’s had that thing on for 3 days now and she’s sleeping in it too.
Sarah starts talking about Jaces teeth. “You know when they get that flourencent line on their gums.”
Imagine if Sarah released a baby book? Chapter 3. What to do when your babies gums light up! She cackles and says translucent.Jace is on the floor now. Sarah says he just crawled backwards. Chris plays a montage of Jace reaching forward.
Part two again It’s the day after and they’re at the premier inn. They've combined the two vlogs to take the pressure off. Ah these youtubers and their hard, hard lives.
Chris hasn't slept. Sarah drops in that she hasn’t slept in nine months. She looks the most rested, sleep deprived person I’ve seen. She then says they’ve just woke up after a nice sleep in this morning.Sarah proves she’s been reading tattle again. They book the biggest room with a double bed, two singles and a cot and Esme and Isla top and tail. It’s easier and they’re only small. she says.
Jace is fast asleep on the bed. Sarah was trying to keep him awake so he’d sleep in the car. He’s lay on a bed and wrapped in a blanket. Sarah I don’t think that’s how you’re going to keep him awake.
Creepy says He’d love to stay and explore dover for a bit and then it’s back to the motorway and they’re off home! Roads and more roads.
They've stopped. Sarah says they’ve been driving for three hours. They’re near London. The traffics so bad. The girls need the toilet and they’re stretching Jaces legs. Sarah seems more excited about visiting the service station than she was about Disneyland.
Sarah repeats a line about not wanting to take Jace out in the freezing cold. She’s smelling the girls breaths to make sure they’ve not been eating her crisps. It cuts to a clip of the girls stealing Sarahs crisps while she’s not in the car. Ah come on Chris. How tit is this footage? This was the clickbait title.
They’re still going on and Sarah is holding up the bag of crisps. They screech about jelly babies and then back on the road.They‘re back home after 7 hours on the road. Sarah‘s excited to get a cup of tea.
Jace is back in his usual spot near the Christmas tree and Creepy is growling with a toy dinosaur. Sarah says to Jace “how did you manage to get all the way over there?” Isla shows the ifam a picture she’s made for Jace.
It’s advent calendar time. Isla is still in her LOL onesie. Chris and Sarah are trying to guess what the squishy is. And the award for most boring vlog of the year goes to......
Jace is having tummy time. Isla sits him up so she can give him his advent calendar. He’s is excited for chocolate. Sarah cackles and Chris creeps.
NEWSFLASH!! Isla is in clean pyjamas. The LOL onesie walks itself to the kitchen in disgust.
That was the worst vlog yet. Sarah says it’s been an incredible week. She must have seen this on Facebook because she says the year is drawing to a close and not all of our friends and family made it. You have to make the most of every single moment. The positive pineapple ends the vlog.
I thought “there ain’t no vlogmas like an the ingham family vlogmas? Boring!
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Lessons for the day(Monday as the girls missed yet another day of school)
English class: fluorescent is a synonym for translucent (don't homeschool Sarah)
Fluorescent can also mean neon
Gym: crawling means bending over and bending back. Falling is part of crawling. Not being able to roll over at almost 9 months is acceptable
Nutrition: eat chocolate late at night
You can eat turkey if you have 1 tooth
Math: word problem: How many people can fit in 1small hotel room, each having a place to sleep. How many beds will you need for 6?
Bioethics: Is it right to accuse your daughters of stealing crisps? Seemed like they were very hungry. What would any normal mother do?
Hygiene: 72 hrs in the same onesie. When do you bathe and launder the onesie?
Science: How many days does it take to have body odor without clean clothes and a bath? let's ask Creepy he's an expert
My last lesson of the day as the girls are back to school where they belong
English class: fluorescent is a synonym for translucent (don't homeschool Sarah)
Fluorescent can also mean neon
Gym: crawling means bending over and bending back. Falling is part of crawling. Not being able to roll over at almost 9 months is acceptable
Nutrition: eat chocolate late at night
You can eat turkey if you have 1 tooth
Math: word problem: How many people can fit in 1small hotel room, each having a place to sleep. How many beds will you need for 6?
Bioethics: Is it right to accuse your daughters of stealing crisps? Seemed like they were very hungry. What would any normal mother do?
Hygiene: 72 hrs in the same onesie. When do you bathe and launder the onesie?
Science: How many days does it take to have body odor without clean clothes and a bath? let's ask Creepy he's an expert
My last lesson of the day as the girls are back to school where they belong
I'm betting those 4 blankets are what has been returned from disgruntled customers when they've seen how shite they are. Lazy will have repackaged them and flogging them as brand new.
but we could do with some extra curricculum. or what to learn instead of homework.Lessons for the day(Monday as the girls missed yet another day of school)
English class: fluorescent is a synonym for translucent (don't homeschool Sarah)
Fluorescent can also mean neon
Gym: crawling means bending over and bending back. Falling is part of crawling. Not being able to roll over at almost 9 months is acceptable
Nutrition: eat chocolate late at night
You can eat turkey if you have 1 tooth
Math: word problem: How many people can fit in 1small hotel room, each having a place to sleep. How many beds will you need for 6?
Bioethics: Is it right to accuse your daughters of stealing crisps? Seemed like they were very hungry. What would any normal mother do?
Hygiene: 72 hrs in the same onesie. When do you bathe and launder the onesie?
Science: How many days does it take to have body odor without clean clothes and a bath? let's ask Creepy he's an expert
My last lesson of the day as the girls are back to school where they belong
Few sentences from the vlog that caught my ear. All from Sarah.
‘We don’t usually get travel sick as a family’
What the hell does that mean? Can just see Jace in a few years or one of the girls ‘mum I don’t feel well’ ‘no you’re fine, as a family we don’t get travel sick’ how bloody thick.
Explaining that when they only have two single beds for the girls ‘Esme and Isla too and tail because it’s easier’.
I think you mean cheaper, Sarah. Never mind that your kids won’t get a decent nights sleep and a bed to them self but as long as you get your sleep and don’t have to fork out for two rooms, you’re grand. Mother of the year once again.
Funny how when they used to get free stays in hotel they always had two rooms.
‘He needed is bottom changing’ nappy, Sarah, nappy. We’ve talking about this. The bum never changes, the nappy does. Though not very often if you can help it. Again, mother of the year.
Sarah coughing into her hand. Filthy germ bag!
‘It’s the start of a brand new week for us tomorrow’
No, it was the start of a brand new week for everyone today Sarah. The fact that you’re a narcissistic bat who doesn’t care for her children’s well-being or education doesn’t change the days of the week.
‘We don’t usually get travel sick as a family’
What the hell does that mean? Can just see Jace in a few years or one of the girls ‘mum I don’t feel well’ ‘no you’re fine, as a family we don’t get travel sick’ how bloody thick.
Explaining that when they only have two single beds for the girls ‘Esme and Isla too and tail because it’s easier’.
I think you mean cheaper, Sarah. Never mind that your kids won’t get a decent nights sleep and a bed to them self but as long as you get your sleep and don’t have to fork out for two rooms, you’re grand. Mother of the year once again.
Funny how when they used to get free stays in hotel they always had two rooms.
‘He needed is bottom changing’ nappy, Sarah, nappy. We’ve talking about this. The bum never changes, the nappy does. Though not very often if you can help it. Again, mother of the year.
Sarah coughing into her hand. Filthy germ bag!
‘It’s the start of a brand new week for us tomorrow’
No, it was the start of a brand new week for everyone today Sarah. The fact that you’re a narcissistic bat who doesn’t care for her children’s well-being or education doesn’t change the days of the week.
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No he drove in the summer it's easy in France to drive there roads are diffrant to ours very easy x
They were probably ones used for Jace, that she's just decided to shove back in bags and sell on - Nutella stain included for free.
I think they do it this way because no one can forsee where they are going etc. They always get spotted at the airport or someone recognises where they are.
this way doesn’t give anyone time to complain to hotels border control etc
No she didn’t. She said this time was her first. Really though it’s not much more difficult and if anything the roads in Europe are nicer to drive on and they don’t have many roundabouts and things anyway
Are they that well known? I had never heard of them until seeing the news online about father of family on youtube using the family channel to try to meet young girls at night.
They’ve had people contact hotels in the past and also one holiday that seemed sponsored and then when they arrived no mention of it again
oh and Chris got taken aside at Australian customs for 2hours. They mentioned it in a blog
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