The vlog is called Last minute secret shopping for a special birthday surprise present!
The vlog starts with a clip of creepy. He desperately tries to sell more merch to the ifam as he reminds them to order soon to guarantee Christmas delivery. Hurry kids! Santa’s got a sleigh to fill and some gated land to fund!
Sarah starts the vlog and says she’s had a busy morning. She’s had a million emails to sort out. Blah blah baby blanket. Jace is still asleep at 10 so she’s going to make him some porridge and then she’s off to meet Katrina.
Creepy lurks around in the kitchen. He looks uncomfortable, constipated and shifty. He calls Sarah munchkin. She asks if he’s got the card and he tells her don‘t be messing about with it to much. They need to sack the script writer. Boring fakeness!
Jace plays with the Christmas tree while Sarah says that she thinks he will be so easy to potty train.
A montage of creepy arriving at the skate park and then putting on his roller skates. I swear Sarah and chris’ must think parcels pack themselves. I bet they‘ve got Jane in there working until her fingers bleed as punishment for blabbing to mcphee.
Sarah was 30 minutes late meeting Katrina. They’re off shopping. Sarah holds up a Disney doll she’s thinking of buying and then turns the camera to Katrina who has a full basket of toys. Sarah cackles.
Jace is crying so Sarah passes him an Elsa toy and then he’s propped up so he’s standing near a baby kitchen. It‘s not got a reduced sticker on it so hint hint ifam.
Katrina is playing with a sloth. No it’s not Sarah. It’s a toy one.
Chris is in a car park. He’s spent the whole day working on a skate project again. He’s in Meadowhall now and he needs to get a little something, something for someone’s birthday. Since he’s got no imagination I’m guessing he’s off to get Sarah something from pandora. He’s not got much time so he needs to get this done “in and out style.”
He‘s babbling on that he doesn’t know what to get her. She doesn’t want anything apparently. He rules out pandora because Sarah doesn’t wear it! That’s been his gift most years.
Chris is babbling outside M&S he’s got it shortlisted to two items. I’m still guessing pandora. Or he’ll think outside the box and pick a ring from Argos.
Isla had Christmas dinner day at school.
Sarah’s back home now and Isla opens a Christmas card from her friend in New Zealand. Sarah cackles because Esme has put on lipstick and then shows off Esmes tik tok.
Sarah cackles at Esme playing with prinnys treats. Isla joins in. Prinny looks sick of their tit and just wants a sausage.
Chris is slurping on his drink. He’s blurred out the shopping bag so nobody knows what he’s bought. He’s treated himself to chicken and noodles.
Sarahs preparing dinner for the girls and Jace. They‘re having homemade pizzas. Sarah had a subway for lunch so she’s not very hungry. She washes some strawberries and then it’s advent time. YAY!
Sarah announces that she‘s about to give the girls an early Christmas present. Confused looks when she announces it’s a giving back present. Sarah tells the girls they are sorting out toys and books for children who are less fortunate BUT tonight says Sarah you each get to go on this website and adopt an animal. Sarah clears up the confusion that they don’t get the animal they just pay for the animal.
Lots of discussion about what animals they will pick. Isla doesn't know if she should pick a monkey or polar bear. Isabelle didn’t know polar bears are endangered. She knows now after Islas lesson.
Sarah reads out facts from her phone. They’ve chosen a leopard for Jace. Isabelle chose and elephant. Isla chose an orangutan and Esme chose a rhino. Sarah is donating three pop sockets to Chester zoo for the Lions collars and Chris is dedicating his next slide down the pole at Morrisons to the killer whales!
Sarah cackles because Chris said bits and bobs instead of bits and bats and he did a creepy wink to the camera and says “if you didn’t vlog it it didn’t happen.” He ends the vlog.
The vlog starts with a clip of creepy. He desperately tries to sell more merch to the ifam as he reminds them to order soon to guarantee Christmas delivery. Hurry kids! Santa’s got a sleigh to fill and some gated land to fund!
Sarah starts the vlog and says she’s had a busy morning. She’s had a million emails to sort out. Blah blah baby blanket. Jace is still asleep at 10 so she’s going to make him some porridge and then she’s off to meet Katrina.
Creepy lurks around in the kitchen. He looks uncomfortable, constipated and shifty. He calls Sarah munchkin. She asks if he’s got the card and he tells her don‘t be messing about with it to much. They need to sack the script writer. Boring fakeness!
Jace plays with the Christmas tree while Sarah says that she thinks he will be so easy to potty train.
A montage of creepy arriving at the skate park and then putting on his roller skates. I swear Sarah and chris’ must think parcels pack themselves. I bet they‘ve got Jane in there working until her fingers bleed as punishment for blabbing to mcphee.
Sarah was 30 minutes late meeting Katrina. They’re off shopping. Sarah holds up a Disney doll she’s thinking of buying and then turns the camera to Katrina who has a full basket of toys. Sarah cackles.
Jace is crying so Sarah passes him an Elsa toy and then he’s propped up so he’s standing near a baby kitchen. It‘s not got a reduced sticker on it so hint hint ifam.
Katrina is playing with a sloth. No it’s not Sarah. It’s a toy one.
Chris is in a car park. He’s spent the whole day working on a skate project again. He’s in Meadowhall now and he needs to get a little something, something for someone’s birthday. Since he’s got no imagination I’m guessing he’s off to get Sarah something from pandora. He’s not got much time so he needs to get this done “in and out style.”
He‘s babbling on that he doesn’t know what to get her. She doesn’t want anything apparently. He rules out pandora because Sarah doesn’t wear it! That’s been his gift most years.
Chris is babbling outside M&S he’s got it shortlisted to two items. I’m still guessing pandora. Or he’ll think outside the box and pick a ring from Argos.
Isla had Christmas dinner day at school.
Sarah’s back home now and Isla opens a Christmas card from her friend in New Zealand. Sarah cackles because Esme has put on lipstick and then shows off Esmes tik tok.
Sarah cackles at Esme playing with prinnys treats. Isla joins in. Prinny looks sick of their tit and just wants a sausage.
Chris is slurping on his drink. He’s blurred out the shopping bag so nobody knows what he’s bought. He’s treated himself to chicken and noodles.
Sarahs preparing dinner for the girls and Jace. They‘re having homemade pizzas. Sarah had a subway for lunch so she’s not very hungry. She washes some strawberries and then it’s advent time. YAY!
Sarah announces that she‘s about to give the girls an early Christmas present. Confused looks when she announces it’s a giving back present. Sarah tells the girls they are sorting out toys and books for children who are less fortunate BUT tonight says Sarah you each get to go on this website and adopt an animal. Sarah clears up the confusion that they don’t get the animal they just pay for the animal.
Lots of discussion about what animals they will pick. Isla doesn't know if she should pick a monkey or polar bear. Isabelle didn’t know polar bears are endangered. She knows now after Islas lesson.
Sarah reads out facts from her phone. They’ve chosen a leopard for Jace. Isabelle chose and elephant. Isla chose an orangutan and Esme chose a rhino. Sarah is donating three pop sockets to Chester zoo for the Lions collars and Chris is dedicating his next slide down the pole at Morrisons to the killer whales!
Sarah cackles because Chris said bits and bobs instead of bits and bats and he did a creepy wink to the camera and says “if you didn’t vlog it it didn’t happen.” He ends the vlog.
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