Vlog summary for all who don't care to watch:
- Sarah complains about parking because we all know from her insta stories she likes to have environmentally friendly fun by riding a bike, but her grocery list is too big
- she says it's the day before Kurt's birthday, and because Kurt wanted a super chill time she thought she'd take over and cook everything. Kurt is a super good Christian and went to church
- non-moving traffic leads to a carpark where a man is stopping people from parking. Sarah prayed for a park (no joke), and she got a park so "thank you, Jesuuuuus!"
- we see the real reason she never used reusable bags to go grocery shopping: they weren't aesthetic. she's only make a few things, but not showing us everything except the "easy healthy stuff".
She's making an ice cream cake, obviously using packet chocolate cake but doesn't mention it (nothing wrong with it, but seems off brand). Speaking of off brand, she jokes about taking other cultures and making them her own - oops that's on brand. What is off brand is Fox eats his first ever Malteser. Yay! We know she bought it because Kurt wants them. Don't worry, she has her own alternative: vegan chocolate covered blueberries
- she marinated chicken, but didn't use paprika which I personally found odd because salt, pepper, and smoked paprika is all that's in her "spice" cabinet
- she hates washing up
- even though we hear all the time that Fox is hyperactive, Kurt is not allowed to feed Fox anymore Maltesers for fear it'll make him "go crazy". Not that she would know, Fox never has added sugar
- Fox plays with the food while making a salad, and Sarah is getting annoyed that Fox isn't gently sprinkling in the cranberries and that he is throwing the kale everywhere. Sarah says Fox would find honey gross, but I've heard kids under 2 shouldn't have honey because of botulism poisoning risk but it's weird Sez cares about botulism
- She films herself carrying out the cake, with everyone singing happy birthday (guests are Fox, Kurt's sister, and I think Jei). In the next scene she says she didn't film any more because she was hosting and looking after the food; not that Kurt wanted a break from social media and a camera 24/7. Good on Sarah, the perfect host, always present in the moment
- it's Kurt's birthday! He wants to paddleboard! So she films Fox, Kurt and Abby at the beach. It's kinda cute, cause Fox puts his face literally up to the go pro. This scene reminds me of old Sarah tbh, just with a baby
- Sarah gets Kurt a big D Bowl. All the ingredients are a no-go for SIBO, but I guess he's over it (as someone who followed a low FODMAP diet for IBS, I get it. I quit after two weeks because it was too hard, but I didn't make a vlog about how it almost killed me)
- First time Sarah tries her outdoor shower, despite living there for months and the whole purpose was to wash off after beach and pool days, and she removed a shower from one bathroom because they had an outdoor shower anyway (that you need to use fully clothed). She doesn't even use it, she just sticks her foot under it.
- a small plug about her activewear sleep stuff that's SO COOL OMG *gasp*
- she does a "toddler patient challenge". I assume this is based off the marshmallow test; it's usually done with the kid's favourite treat (only kids who chose marshmallow were used in the experiment for variable control), and you're supposed to give one and say "if you wait until I come back, you can have two". The test is meant to see whether the child can grasp the concept of delayed gratification, but Sarah's doing it in a way that doesn't compute with Fox...he's confused. Sarah gives three treats and says "wait till I get back until you eat them", but Fox eats one. Sarah repeats this again with Kurt in the room, and Fox begins to cry and is distressed that they said goodbye while walking out of a room and leaving him alone. He eats another one, and they kinda joke with him that he shouldn't have
- WF has sent two boxes of cupcakes, but Sarah can't eat them because they aren't GF. Jei says that must mean they're actually good. (again, not SIBO friendly)
- Classic Kurt and Sez, sushi and pool time. And a photoshoot. Even though they have a camera pointed at the 4 of them, Abby is hardly interacted. Guess she just happened to have a flat battery every time they filmed playing with her.
- Kurt is playing with Fox and it seems genuine. He isn't trying to make Fox do anything he doesn't want, unlike the way Sarah does.
- next day, Sarah looks amazing and fantastic... we know it! But she's a busy mum and has had 2 hours sleep. Mum, get rose quartz and stick it on your face
- her towel won't stay up oh no?
- She's "smashing out" skin care while talking about Fox. She's using a skin care that she's never heard of before, but didn't disclose it was PR (obviously it is).
- Fox woke up, and didn't want to sleep and seems to not want to let Sarah go. Poor Sarah was a bad mum who took Fox into their bed
- Sarah is bad at math
- to make herself feel better (about lack of sleep, not the poor numeracy skills) she's wearing something from her set. Despite launching a set of active wear around the Barbie theme, she has little knowledge of the Barbie lore
- she's a XS, or S. Not sure. Once again, says they're squat proof. Stands weird to make a Gap. Does a TikTok transition cause we all loved it last time. A 90 second solid plug
- wasn't going to vlog it, but the fans pressured her encouraged her by saying they like "family time" vlogs, so she vlogged it because a birthday is perfect for a vlog. Again, no mention that Kurt didn't want it...
Edited for minor spelling/grammar mistakes.
