DipsyDoodle
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Well, we burned through the last thread in record time!
New thread title thanks to @Noseycow2020
sending you chocolate cake for breakfast, £70 worth of snorkels, and a pack of pull-ups!
Last thread recap:
- Rectum is, as always, a colossal cunt
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- another day on the Scambleton holiday, another round of footage of Wobble lining up his toys by the pool, followed by a happy family meal, where everyone looked like they were on a work night out with people they barely know.
- meanwhile, back in the 'bay, Rectum has yet to like or comment on Emily's post about being pregnant
a bit strange, seeing as they used to be up each other's arseholes, and it's not like Toothy Tina can't have seen it as her phone is permanently in her hand. What's the matter Racquetball, Emily's got her own life without you and you don't like it? Emily's mates the Lincoln-Shaws did a post congratulating her, ending it with "our friendship is to the core, not for likes and comments" oooh is that some shade at Rambo and her constant revolving door of Insta BFFs? 
- a new Tattler joined and straight away served up some alleged tea - saying that they know Raq and Slosh, and that NotaPC Pete got the sack for inappropriate use of the police database. There has been reports of a case of this nature recently, with the ex-officer's identity kept anonymous to protect his or her mental health. Interestingly, this article was published on 15 June, which coincidentally is the same date that Rectum said that Sloshua was starting his career break... https://www.devonlive.com/news/devo...08.1814872370.1662137112-678963947.1662137112
- meanwhile, there is still a lack of any congratulations to Emily, not even a "oh thank god the secret's out!" type brag. "But she's so busy having the time of her life on her dream family holiday" I hear you cry! That may be so, but she's found time to post about the new window display at the tat shop, so make of that what you will
- all of the kids appear to be sunburnt, what a shame Roast Dinner Ronald didn't pack enough suncream to deploy with! Ratarse isn't having fun, she's got her period (surprise, surprise) so spent the day holed up in the bedroom feeling sorry for herself and avoiding the kids/catching up on Tattle. She apparently doesn't like the heat - which begs the question why you'd book to go to Spain in August, and means we're in for another treat when they head off to Jubai in December!
- following comments from Tattle that Wobbly appeared to be living his best life, and coping remarkably well for a "level 3 autistic child who can't stand the smallest change in his routine", Period Pants Pam decided to film him crying. Because no other young child who's sunburnt, over tired, over stimulated, and full of Coke has ever cried before, have they?
- out for yet another meal (despite being all inclusive at the hotel). Wilbert was provided with his regular entertainment - iPad and a glass of Coke.
- in a pre-recorded advert where she appeared to be wearing an old lady's nightie, Flog it Felicity launched the all new Patchwork raffle, which will be monthly from now on. It's basically a load of shit she's got for free (Hey Estrid razors, Air Up bottle, Iconic make up, Wild deodorant, a copy of her cunty book) that she's peddling off to raise money for the CIC (so basically back into her pockets). Will this be a repeat of the last raffle, where nobody appeared to actually win anything?
- Gucci Glynis said on Patreon that they would have gone to a water park and boat excursion, but for all 9 of them it would have cost a grand. Never mind that she can afford to drop 5 grand on a watch for Shit Gravy Sean, it's too expensive, so another day around the pool arguing it is.
- more mind numbingly dull content from yet another day at the pool. Kids looking sunburnt? Check! Sloshy showing off his skinny, hairless legs? Check! Edie in a bikini? Check!
- Seb was getting Rumplestiltskin to listen to his music. Then Pigeon Legs Pete turned up, declared it "gross' and walked off saying "I never want to hear that again". What an arse.
- Edie had a caricature picture drawn, while wearing what appeared to be Lula's shoes.
- The happy patchwork family were filmed eating, then Racket was taking the piss out of Lula for eating pizza, with Lula asking her to delete the video. Remember Lula, the one who not long ago Ravine was saying had "so many issues around eating"? Yeah, that one.
- over on Facebook, Rasputin remembered she has an account on there, and did a typical "edited highlights" post, making sure to include pictures of her with Seb and Isaac.
- In a turn of events that nobody saw coming, Red Wine Raymond was let off his tight leash to go birdwatching. Presumably Razorback needed all the children with her to look after Wobbler while she reclined on the sun lounger in her bikini.
- Wobbly was shown eating chocolate cake for breakfast, and Rabid's caption made out it was just while they were on holiday, when we all know he was weaned on Gangsta Granny's cakes and brownies, and they've been part of his staple diet ever since.
- then Wiffle was pushing Joyce and GG into the pool. You'd think they wouldn't be encouraging something that could potentially be so dangerous, but Twit and Twat just let him do anything he wants.
- Edie's been to the kid's club in her padded bikini.
- after Tattlers wondered why they had spent the entire holiday sitting by the pool, they deployed to the beach. BeKind had been snorkeling and complained that the waves were making the water go down the snorkel, and Sloshy said "oh no. I'll go and get Lula one". Is he implying he'd like his stepdaughter to drown?
Apparently they spent £70 on snorkels, which is pocket change for old Scamela Anderson.
- just for good measure, they've run out of pull ups for Wilbur, so Ratface says they've had "piss and shit fests". Obsessed with
yet again.
- Bratsy was mature and sensible for once, telling Anxious Annie that she should be more open to trying new things with Wilfred instead of being scared all the time, because he might enjoy things but she won't know if she doesn't try.
- later on, BeKind was moaning about having mosquito bites, and said she'd rather have "nits, in my pubes". Raq said "pubic lice", and then pointed out that Betsy doesn't have pubes anyway - thereby revealing that she's waxed or shaved it off. Bit too much info Raq, and no need to share it.
Running total of overnight breaks away since Joyce started his career break on 15 June:
Night at Herpes Lodge (midweek)
Night in Exeter (Saturday)
Night in London (midweek)
Joyce's birthday - one night at Boringdon Hall (midweek), then two nights (Friday and Saturday) in a lodge in Cornwall with Arsetrid and Simon.
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
Forgot to add some pictures to the recap so here they are:
New thread title thanks to @Noseycow2020
sending you chocolate cake for breakfast, £70 worth of snorkels, and a pack of pull-ups!Last thread recap:
- Rectum is, as always, a colossal cunt
- she doesn't work either full or part time, and can't be arsed to parent her kids and step kids.
- another day on the Scambleton holiday, another round of footage of Wobble lining up his toys by the pool, followed by a happy family meal, where everyone looked like they were on a work night out with people they barely know.
- meanwhile, back in the 'bay, Rectum has yet to like or comment on Emily's post about being pregnant
a bit strange, seeing as they used to be up each other's arseholes, and it's not like Toothy Tina can't have seen it as her phone is permanently in her hand. What's the matter Racquetball, Emily's got her own life without you and you don't like it? Emily's mates the Lincoln-Shaws did a post congratulating her, ending it with "our friendship is to the core, not for likes and comments" oooh is that some shade at Rambo and her constant revolving door of Insta BFFs? - a new Tattler joined and straight away served up some alleged tea - saying that they know Raq and Slosh, and that NotaPC Pete got the sack for inappropriate use of the police database. There has been reports of a case of this nature recently, with the ex-officer's identity kept anonymous to protect his or her mental health. Interestingly, this article was published on 15 June, which coincidentally is the same date that Rectum said that Sloshua was starting his career break... https://www.devonlive.com/news/devo...08.1814872370.1662137112-678963947.1662137112
- meanwhile, there is still a lack of any congratulations to Emily, not even a "oh thank god the secret's out!" type brag. "But she's so busy having the time of her life on her dream family holiday" I hear you cry! That may be so, but she's found time to post about the new window display at the tat shop, so make of that what you will
- all of the kids appear to be sunburnt, what a shame Roast Dinner Ronald didn't pack enough suncream to deploy with! Ratarse isn't having fun, she's got her period (surprise, surprise) so spent the day holed up in the bedroom feeling sorry for herself and avoiding the kids/catching up on Tattle. She apparently doesn't like the heat - which begs the question why you'd book to go to Spain in August, and means we're in for another treat when they head off to Jubai in December!
- following comments from Tattle that Wobbly appeared to be living his best life, and coping remarkably well for a "level 3 autistic child who can't stand the smallest change in his routine", Period Pants Pam decided to film him crying. Because no other young child who's sunburnt, over tired, over stimulated, and full of Coke has ever cried before, have they?
- out for yet another meal (despite being all inclusive at the hotel). Wilbert was provided with his regular entertainment - iPad and a glass of Coke.
- in a pre-recorded advert where she appeared to be wearing an old lady's nightie, Flog it Felicity launched the all new Patchwork raffle, which will be monthly from now on. It's basically a load of shit she's got for free (Hey Estrid razors, Air Up bottle, Iconic make up, Wild deodorant, a copy of her cunty book) that she's peddling off to raise money for the CIC (so basically back into her pockets). Will this be a repeat of the last raffle, where nobody appeared to actually win anything?
- Gucci Glynis said on Patreon that they would have gone to a water park and boat excursion, but for all 9 of them it would have cost a grand. Never mind that she can afford to drop 5 grand on a watch for Shit Gravy Sean, it's too expensive, so another day around the pool arguing it is.
- more mind numbingly dull content from yet another day at the pool. Kids looking sunburnt? Check! Sloshy showing off his skinny, hairless legs? Check! Edie in a bikini? Check!
- Seb was getting Rumplestiltskin to listen to his music. Then Pigeon Legs Pete turned up, declared it "gross' and walked off saying "I never want to hear that again". What an arse.
- Edie had a caricature picture drawn, while wearing what appeared to be Lula's shoes.
- The happy patchwork family were filmed eating, then Racket was taking the piss out of Lula for eating pizza, with Lula asking her to delete the video. Remember Lula, the one who not long ago Ravine was saying had "so many issues around eating"? Yeah, that one.
- over on Facebook, Rasputin remembered she has an account on there, and did a typical "edited highlights" post, making sure to include pictures of her with Seb and Isaac.
- In a turn of events that nobody saw coming, Red Wine Raymond was let off his tight leash to go birdwatching. Presumably Razorback needed all the children with her to look after Wobbler while she reclined on the sun lounger in her bikini.
- Wobbly was shown eating chocolate cake for breakfast, and Rabid's caption made out it was just while they were on holiday, when we all know he was weaned on Gangsta Granny's cakes and brownies, and they've been part of his staple diet ever since.
- then Wiffle was pushing Joyce and GG into the pool. You'd think they wouldn't be encouraging something that could potentially be so dangerous, but Twit and Twat just let him do anything he wants.
- Edie's been to the kid's club in her padded bikini.
- after Tattlers wondered why they had spent the entire holiday sitting by the pool, they deployed to the beach. BeKind had been snorkeling and complained that the waves were making the water go down the snorkel, and Sloshy said "oh no. I'll go and get Lula one". Is he implying he'd like his stepdaughter to drown?
Apparently they spent £70 on snorkels, which is pocket change for old Scamela Anderson.- just for good measure, they've run out of pull ups for Wilbur, so Ratface says they've had "piss and shit fests". Obsessed with
yet again.- Bratsy was mature and sensible for once, telling Anxious Annie that she should be more open to trying new things with Wilfred instead of being scared all the time, because he might enjoy things but she won't know if she doesn't try.
- later on, BeKind was moaning about having mosquito bites, and said she'd rather have "nits, in my pubes". Raq said "pubic lice", and then pointed out that Betsy doesn't have pubes anyway - thereby revealing that she's waxed or shaved it off. Bit too much info Raq, and no need to share it.
Running total of overnight breaks away since Joyce started his career break on 15 June:
Night at Herpes Lodge (midweek)
Night in Exeter (Saturday)
Night in London (midweek)
Joyce's birthday - one night at Boringdon Hall (midweek), then two nights (Friday and Saturday) in a lodge in Cornwall with Arsetrid and Simon.
If you are new, please read the wiki (pink button at the top) and if you are in need of support or advice in relation to domestic abuse, there are some links and helplines listed at the bottom of the wiki page
Forgot to add some pictures to the recap so here they are:
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