Poppy Adams #20 driving along scoffing ham, watch out Poppy’s gunna steal your man

[Crusty_punk]

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Spewing by ten, getting dicked by big ben, never the bride always the hen

 

[Not_A_Troll]

Good grief who cares!? Imagine how she would react if someone were posting stories complaining about her filming and photographing herself non-stop! Let people live

I’m sure there must be an Instagram story somewhere with someone saying”I’m on the train and there’s some weirdo eating a whole packet of Parma ham”

 

[Rnttfl]

Now that she has quit her job she's going to have so much more time to spend on Instagram apparently? Fuck, I didn't realise her having an extra 4 hours a week now would have made such a difference

 

[Thelaalaa]

When I tell you I just RAN here!
The male version of her - ffs - watch out Edinburgh!

How does she know they dress a like when he is wearing his Starbucks uniform... Unless their uniform now is a skater skirt??

 

[LostScot82]

#21 Full time Insta hun, birthday party for one, still trying to convince us her life is fun, fun, fun

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

As someone who’s had a customer track them down on a private social media and then pester them I can categorically state this isn’t ok. They’ve not exchanged any sort of communication beyond customer/server so why does she think this is ok?

This isn’t normal behaviour at all and we shouldn’t be justifying it… it’s wrong and if this was a guy who’d gone into Cambridge satchel shop and bought a bag that she’d rung up and then he’d gone back in to get another bag the following day then tracked her down on her private social media we’d all be saying what a creepy bastard he is. She is off her fucking head.

 

[Holly82]

Seen her on someone’s story that was reposted by the blogosphere insta page. No good angles here

 

[Clementine]

I think you’ll find Bob wears a belt…

 

[Clementine]

Although Poppy has “lived” in Scotland for 3 years now, I don’t think she’s realised that generally Scottish people are very friendly and naturally chatty people. Urgh.

I’m not. I’m a cunt…

 

[LostScot82]

You forgot to add- he was a taxidermist

That's how he saw past her "come to bed eyes" look he was used to stuffing lifeless creatures

 

[Loobloo]

I've just taken a taxi and the driver chatted to me all the way home, do we all think he's in love with me? He must be. Love that for me.

 

[Diddikins]

The devil works hard but that bottom button is working harder.

 

[deedledum42]

I just don't know how she always seems to land on her feet

It's because theyre so big

 

[dietdodgers]

He could literally be looking at her thinking ‘fuck me, I’ve never seen knees like that in my life. Where does her stomach end, I don’t understand?!’ but no. Of COURSE he fancies the fuck out of her.

 

[Also_smoke_and_mirrors]

When she said Starbucks man was the male version of her and looked just like her, aaaaand that she fancied him. It told us everything we need to know about her relationship with her brother

 

[roo689]

I think her birthday party looks lush! She is 30 after all… many people go on holidays of a lifetime or a general holiday or have big parties in venues with DJs and bands, so I imagine this would’ve costed a fraction of that! I think her mum seems so thoughtful and lovely, so much is homemade and she seems to take so much care in what she does.

My parents weren’t paying anything for a 30th birthday party because I was you know 30….

 

[Not_A_Troll]

She can’t believe she’s wearing a denim skirt, tights and boots in August, despite the fact that that’s all she’s worn through the entire summer, including a heatwave

 

[Thelaalaa]

Fucking hell can you imagine the size of those kids? Incest aside, we’ve seen pics of them when they were children and they were both enormous.

Incest aside... A phrase that should never be written

 

[Romy]

 

[liltatling]

I mean if we wanted any more clarification that’s she’s always been totally spoiled... maybe I’m just from a different walk of life ha but is that not an absolutely ridiculous amount of presents for a 30 year old?! It’s like she’s a little kid!

It's my pet hate...people who lay all their presents out like that and take photos. I find it really grotesque.
At least they're still in the wrapping paper. I hate it at Christmas time when people lay out all their presents...perfectly staged showing every item with the caption 'the boy did good'
Anyway back to Poppy....painful dickhead!