Poppy Adams #20 driving along scoffing ham, watch out Poppy’s gunna steal your man

[dietdodgers]

If she brings out a COLLEKSHUN or an edit, I’m going to order all the items, soil them and then send them back.

Just saying.

 

[Marge Bouvier]

It’s almost Autumn which means Poppy can change up her outfits from long sleeved tops, crusty skirts, tights and boots to long sleeved tops, crusty skirts, tights and boots with a beanie!

 

[_blahblahblah_]

OF COURSE the Starbucks barista is in love with Poppy. He’s just a man, after all.

 

[Marge Bouvier]

I’m guessing one of these. The last one is even called after her!

 

[J2607]

Shocked by the people who think it’s completely fine to track someone down you’ve had a minimal interaction with at their place of work and message them. He’s not provided his contact details and he’s also working so it’s not like he had a choice not to serve her; it wasn’t like they met in a club/bar and had some form of conversation/interaction. If someone messaged me after they’d seen me at work I would be so freaked out. Someone did it to me after they’d seen me on a dating app (without having matched) and I was incredibly creeped out. I swiftly removed any markers from my profile which meant you could find me online and blocked them.

 

[Lyddingtons]

That happy birthday post to herself, congratulating herself on being the 'happiest, most content and fulfilled I've ever been in my entire life' has me absolutely gasping - I thought she was in a terrible place, riddled with anxiety about all of the many stressful things she was juggling...? Or has quitting her 4 hours per week somehow revolutionised her entire existence? Absolutely bonkers, imagine being her friend and having her weeping down the phone one minute (sorry, I forgot she never cries), and then after you've spent wasted hours of your life listening to her and consoling her, to then open your Instagram to that braggy piece of crap? Nah mate, I'd be out.

 

[LostScot82]

#21 The birthday that never happened. Even the £400 dress couldn't be bothered showing up for it

 

[_blahblahblah_]

She might have time to wash her skirt now.

 

[mooseknuckle]

The only reason that sex position is her favourite is because it’s the only way they can find her hole without lifting up her stomach.

Before anyone comes for me, I’ve got a larger stomach, not as big as hers and I much prefer from behind, just makes it easier lol.

 

[Furnessian]

Oh a man is talking to her on the train- who would have predicted that?

 

[Also_smoke_and_mirrors]

I bet every time she finds out the surname of a man who glanced in her direction (so is clearly in love with her) she practises writing her married name on her geography textbook ..... Poppy Shortking Poppy Starbucks Poppy Footlocker

 

[camellia123]

Well that’s me fucked for another night playing the Poppy Adams drinking game.
- Shot every time she wears that grim skirt
- Shot every time she eye fucks the camera
Just waiting for the ‘shot every time she films herself doing a shot or is allegedly harassed by a handsome man in the street’ and I’ll be still in bed at 1pm tomorrow ordering a maccys with a large full fat coke. God help me if she locks herself out of her flat, that’s a tequila through the eyeball.

 

[justlurking2345]

Is she for real?! She has no party dresses that she hasn’t worn loads? She never ever wears what I’m would call party dresses. Just the same rotation of black dresses and skirts with snag tights with the odd random other dress thrown in.

Why doesn’t she just wear one of her dresses back to front?! Nobody would notice she’s worn it before

 

[Marge Bouvier]

Pops is uncharacteristically quiet today.......

 

[RoundTheTwist]

Oh my god I just went to the shop and the guy on the checkout smiled at me as I approached and then he proceeded to ask me if I would like any help with my packing... then wait for it.. After I paid he smiled and me and said have a nice day. I think he was giving me total 'you're beautiful' vibes.. maybe I should go back at propose?

FUCK OFF POPTART YOU FOOL! He was probably red because he's making coffee after coffee..steam is HOT! Then he was probably feeling a bit sickly that you were eyeballing him.

 

[TheWitchIsBack]

Please Poppy enlighten us as to how that one shift a week held you back from content creating?

 

[Badbugger]

So just to be clear. It’s NOT a shock that she’s there. You nominate yourself.

And all this faux “I just can’t believe it……”. (Honestly, I try my hardest to find positive stuff to say - please see previous comments on the fact that I don’t think she can’t be truly terrible as she has a lot of strong friendships).
It’s incredibly common for firms to put themselves forwards for award shows etc to boost brand awareness (in most cases paying quite large sums of money to not only enter, but also take a table at the award ceremony). Why didn’t she just admit she’d done this as part of a similar type plan?

 

[Not_A_Troll]

I’m confused, wasn’t she a full time influencer before but got the job because she wanted some sort of routine?

 

[troglodyte]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Her hairdresser is absolutely shit. Those colours

It genuinely looks like some kind of Halloween wig. The bottom half was definitely inspired by this...

 

[alldayeveryday]

Everyone knows when your favourite influencers do a poll you pick the worst possible option