Poppy Adams #20 driving along scoffing ham, watch out Poppy’s gunna steal your man

[Chip1984]

IT'S HER BIRTHDAAYYYYYYY GUYS! Just incase you weren't aware, after her banging on about it since fucking January. Love that for her but we move.

Insufferable cunt.

 

[Not_A_Troll]

Please say it’s one of these!

 

[Crazymum]

Poppy to a t!

 

[Instafamous1]

She’s acting like she just quit her well paid full time job not a few hours a week in a bag shop

 

[camellia123]

Her tits look like a saggy arse and her arse looks like pointy tits. She’s living her life upside down, so the back to front dress seems fitting.

 

[stevenseagull]

Quit or basically fired for constantly broadcasting rolling into work with a massive hangover?

she spent more on her lunch and taxis than her take home would have been anyway

 

[Loobloo]

'Love me a Short King' why do I want to rip my own ears off when I hear her say 'Short King'. She's an absolute dicksplash.

 

[jamdhanihash]

Poppy (who is inexplicably wearing a tea cosy) has just spent 3000 stories telling us how to love ourselves and be confident in our own bodies.

This is the same Poppy who angles her body to look 6 stone lighter and who only ever stands with one leg in front of the other while taking photos.

Which shall we do?

 

[Diddikins]

Bootay? Does she mean pointy fat shelf?

 

[Crusty_punk]

What is this award show? One of the nominees has 650 followers on Instagram, do you just nominate yourself? Haha

 

[Marge Bouvier]

I hope it's this one

Even the model is like “the fuck is this?”

 

[stevenseagull]

My idea of hell is Poppy screaming “BAD SEX FOR LIFE!” As she eyeballs me while making me down sambuca

 

[diddledeedee123]

"Your reminder to get your chubby legs out" while I cover mine up with the same tights I've worn daily since 2020 and the skirt to match yolo

 

[Clementine]

I quite like Big Ben….I’ll see myself out

I don’t mean I want to shag him btw, I’ll leave that to Poppy. I just reckon he’d make me laugh.

 

[Instafamous1]

She’s prob got thrush from wearing those smelly vag suffocating snag tights everyday says UTI cos she wants people to think she’s been having loads of sex

 

[TeaNToast]

They look like they were dating even as kids!

 

[Queenbee22]

I’ve just sent poppys stories and I now feel very blue a hard week of work helping homeless people and I can’t afford a bean and she gets bloody beautiful hotel trips and food gifted to her for free. Feels so unfair

 

[troglodyte]

"New hair era." Fuck offfffffff.

Someone really needs to tell her that having hair extensions is not a personality trait.

Same goes for owning/wearing dungarees.

 

[15sheff]

OF COURSE the Starbucks barista is in love with Poppy. He’s just a man, after all.

When I tell you I just RAN here!
The male version of her - ffs - watch out Edinburgh!

 

[alldayeveryday]

Her brother deffo reads here. He is the hero we didn't know we needed outing her