Poppy Adams #20 driving along scoffing ham, watch out Poppy’s gunna steal your man

[Tastygirl]

Did he have a pointy arse though

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Did he have a pointy arse though

Pythagorarses unite!

 

[Also_smoke_and_mirrors]

When she said Starbucks man was the male version of her and looked just like her, aaaaand that she fancied him. It told us everything we need to know about her relationship with her brother

 

[Loobloo]

Same colouring as her? So yellow face, white body, grey roots, dyed black hair. Sounds lush.

 

[Offish]

Imagine being a poor innocent bloke just minding your own business, and that bleeping troll announces you’re the male version of her… id be making some serious changes to my life tbh.

 

[Thelaalaa]

I'm not in Edinburgh... But does anyone want to volunteer to stalk her local Starbucks to see if the guy looks remotely like her.

That wouldn't be creepy at all?!

 

[Clementine]

Although Poppy has “lived” in Scotland for 3 years now, I don’t think she’s realised that generally Scottish people are very friendly and naturally chatty people. Urgh.

I’m not. I’m a bleep…

 

[RoundTheTwist]

Oh my god I just went to the shop and the guy on the checkout smiled at me as I approached and then he proceeded to ask me if I would like any help with my packing... then wait for it.. After I paid he smiled and me and said have a nice day. I think he was giving me total 'you're beautiful' vibes.. maybe I should go back at propose?

duck OFF POPTART YOU FOOL! He was probably red because he's making coffee after coffee..steam is HOT! Then he was probably feeling a bit sickly that you were eyeballing him.

 

[diddledeedee123]

Imagine looking / staring at someone so long you know they have similar tattoos and the "exact" same piercings as you.
I hope he's got more than 1 pair of snagtights though

 

[Tastygirl]

But does he hump bannisters when he's not making pops coffee?

 

[sticklebrix]

He looks like her brother

 

[Blahblah93]

I don't think she's read these threads about her because if she had and knew this was a constant discussion you would never mention a story like that ever again?

I mean to think that is one thing but then to go on your PUBLIC instagram page and tell thousands of people just screams delusion. It's really quite sad.

 

[justlurking2345]

Maybe she’s jealous of Jess and Millie’s sibling relationship situation and wants her own

 

[J2607]

But is Starbucks CrEaTiVe enough for her

 

[GiftedNotFree]

But is Starbucks CrEaTiVe enough for her

Latte art

 

[dietdodgers]

He could literally be looking at her thinking ‘duck me, I’ve never seen knees like that in my life. Where does her stomach end, I don’t understand?!’ but no. Of COURSE he fancies the duck out of her.

 

[justlurking2345]

He could literally be looking at her thinking ‘duck me, I’ve never seen knees like that in my life. Where does her stomach end, I don’t understand?!’ but no. Of COURSE he fancies the duck out of her.

‘Why is her arse so bleeping pointy?! It nearly took my eye out’

 

[JimmyJamJar]

bleeping hell im crying

He could literally be looking at her thinking ‘duck me, I’ve never seen knees like that in my life. Where does her stomach end, I don’t understand?!’ but no. Of COURSE he fancies the duck out of her.

crying

 

[Hypnotizedchicken]

He looks like her brother

Go on....

 

[sailorcherries]

My mechanic took my address today.
He must move in with my husband and I and we'll begin some reverse harem-poly relationship.
There's no other way.