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Marge Bouvier
Chatty Member
Hi guyzzzzzzz (smacks lips) so it’s 4.37am and I have to be up at 6 for a train. I’m so unorganised haha love that for me. I spent the night on Tinder and I swear, there are just no decent guys that I want to match with!!!! (sucks teeth and chews something) Anyway TMI but we’re all friends, I am so in need for some sex, y’know? I have the vibrators that I showed you about… actually I must do an AMA, but I digress!!!! haha what am I like!… so yeah I have them but they just don’t keep your girl satisfied. Your girl needs sex because I have a lot of it. Oh she nasty! My Uber is coming at 6.15 and I haven’t packed or even tidied up but we move! I don’t know if I’ll sleep on the train or not, I’m so indecisive at times haha. Okay goodnight! Mwah mwah. Oh and I was thinking, maybe I’ll stay awake on the train because I want to eat this amazing sandwich from M&S that cost £8.80. £8.80 who does she think she is?!
(Assuming this is what I’ll wake up to tomorrow)
(Assuming this is what I’ll wake up to tomorrow)
HarlettOScara
Active member
Pythagorarse?
Lyddingtons
Active member
Thread title: Pythagorarse’s Theorem of Things That Didn’t Happen
I love what a group effort this has become
I love what a group effort this has become
LondonCalling272
Active member
lmao, I’m dead
That’s got to be the next title! Poppy Adams #16 - The Pythagorarse Monologues
DignityLOLz
New member
Aye, ordering uber eats to your flat isnt a fucking date
Furnessian
VIP Member
A man in his 70s who I see every day at the gym asked how I am today and I think he must want to finger me
Not_A_Troll
VIP Member
As a larger woman myself it does kind of hurt to hear people say that no man would ever fancy a fat woman. Everyone has their preferences and plenty of people are attracted to larger women (and men) I personally have never been particularly short of offers.
I can believe her having a one night stand, just doesn’t surprise me that they wouldn’t want to take it any further once they actually talked to her
I can believe her having a one night stand, just doesn’t surprise me that they wouldn’t want to take it any further once they actually talked to her
vegancupcake
Member
Sorry but is she moaning about working 2 hours today when she works about 4 hours a week??? I’m off to do an 11 hour shift on my feet! She’ll be back on her sofa leaving a giant point arsed divot in a couple of hours while eating 20000 calories of Easter chocolate while making stories about how all of Edinburgh fell in love with her on her 2 min waddle from her Uber to her job
She needs to enter the real fucking world
She needs to enter the real fucking world
Gossipgirl92
Chatty Member
Poppy Adams #16 - Jackanory, Tell us a story
Marge Bouvier
Chatty Member
That is a LOT of detail for something she “pieced together”
Em_
VIP Member
That needs to be the next thread title - Poppy Adams #16 She’s just Jay from the inbetweeners
Furnessian
VIP Member
My money’s on her dad. Ben’s wrist is like a ham hock, it’s not him.I’m DESPERATE to know for sure who is holding her blanket / towel at the back!! Is it her dad? Brother? Brad? Some cheeky link she met on Tinder last night and rode into oblivion back at her parent’s house? I MUST KNOW.
TheWitchIsBack
VIP Member
When she says that the green mesh yin/yang top is sexy… to who? The fucking riddler?
Fair fucks to her for going out without makeup. She is clearly happy and couldn’t be bothered. The pressure women place on other women to conform to their beauty standards is astounding.I’m not saying women need to wear make up, it’s all about choice. But…. Did Milly seriously go clubbing bare faced?she’s wearing make up in all her other insta pics but goes on a night out without it
she really isn’t helping herself