Names You Can't Stand #8

[Hollie Day]

Seen on fb twin boys named Cash and Atticus made me think of Cash in the Attic

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

The surname makes it even worse! Bambi Fury it just doesn't go.

ETA and fuck being 40 years old and called Bambi

Bambi's Fury! sounds like a sequel to the original Bambi movie, where he returns as an adult stag, angry and determined to get his revenge on the hunter who killed his mother.

 

[Melian]

A friends daughter is called Siri.

 

[bubbadabut]

Anyone who calls their kids Ronnie and Reggie can fuck right off.

 

[petitspois]

I hope I don't offend anyone on here. But the name Nevaeh. Heaven spelt backwards. There's 3 in my daughters school.

Nevaeh is the patron saint of this thread.

 

[bubbadabut]

Renesmee. It's fucking awful, isn't it?

 

[watermelon sugar]

Cathy….. the people who live behind us have a dog called Cathy and it’s always fucking barking. And the people have proper thick scouse accents and their always shouting ‘Caaaaaaaaaaaatttthhhyyyyy shurrup’ multiple times through the day

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

just saw someone on IG explaining that they liked the name Molly for their little girl, but wanted to make it match their son's name - whose name is Kingsleigh - so they chose to spell it....Molleigh.

 

[watermelon sugar]

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

Violet Tiger Bunny - seen on fb.
I saw violent tiger bunny at first glance.

gives me Bambi Fury kinda vibes, Mollie-Mae's daughter, which just makes me think of a sequel to the original Bambi movie, but more a vengeful angry Bambi strikes back!

 

[Gloria Rostron]

A colleague at work has just called her baby Maureen.

 

[bubbadabut]

It's only March but I've already seen a contender for the most ridiculous name of the year, courtesy of my job (and I see a lot of contenders!)

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...

Reignbaugh Eenie Meenie.

I shit you not. Poor, poor child.

 

[bubbadabut]

Junior. I absolutely hate it. It's not a name, it's a suffix. Plus, every kid I know that's called Junior is a little shit.

 

[stardust1]

Don’t people call a vagina a tuppence

 

[GroovyChick]

Tuppence
That poor, poor child

 

[Wellthisisinteresting]

Someone I went to school with just named their new son …

KENNY

I’m sorry but was he born with a bus pass and flat cap

 

[AliceInWanderLost]

welcome to the world, little Malibu Barbie....!

 

[sheleg]

Ethan
Nathan

Such horrible, breathy names. Like an old pervert whispering down your neck.

 

[Sparkledarmer]

A mum at my daughters school introduced me to her newborn the other week.... Malcolm

 

[ohannie]