it always makes me wonder about the thought process behind families who have loads of kids with such a random, jumbled collection of names of mismatched styles. like, if i saw that list of names, i wouldn't assume they were all siblings. not that i think sibling names have to "match", as such, but this is a somewhat jarring collection!
they seem to have started out giving their kids fairly basic, ordinary names - Chloe, Liam etc and then, as they have more kids, the names they choose tend to become a little more on-trend, in terms of them being names that are popular at the time - Mason, Alfie, Oscar etc - chuck in a total wildcard with Porsha - slightly chavvy vibes - and then just kinda go "duck it!" and opt for a totally bizarre made-up name from one of their kids' favourite movies, or allow the kids themselves to pick the baby's name - in this case, Vanellope from wreck-it Ralph - and then chucked in a hyphenated name for their youngest daughter just for good measure, because hyphenated names are so KrEaTiV and YoONeeK.
They’re from Manchester too (like myself ), so I’m just imagining those names in a Manc accent