Names You Can't Stand #8

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Melissa- it’s real know it all name and reminds me of trees for some reason …
 
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Bruce just reminds me of Bruce Bogtrotter from Matilda, the chocolate cake boy! 🤣

such an odd name to think suits a baby boy! i also remembered recently that I went to school with a couple of boys named Gavin, and again, who looks at a baby and thinks "looks like a Gav!" 🤣🤣
I have a 3 year old relative called Keith. I do understand wanting a name that doesn't sound too babylike when you're an adult. But who looks at a baby and thinks Keith?
 
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There’s a non-binary person on tiktok named Emily who is struggling between wanting to be called Emily and Dashie (my little pony fan). And it’s giving that scene from Superbad,

“They let you pick any name you want when you get down there-“

“…and you landed on Dashie?”
 
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Just remembered demi nesta off tiktok and her baby being Miami Rose haha
 
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It's only March but I've already seen a contender for the most ridiculous name of the year, courtesy of my job (and I see a lot of contenders!)

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...

Reignbaugh Eenie Meenie.

I tit you not. Poor, poor child.
 
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It's only March but I've already seen a contender for the most ridiculous name of the year, courtesy of my job (and I see a lot of contenders!)

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...

Reignbaugh Eenie Meenie.

I tit you not. Poor, poor child.
Surely not! 😱 That is truly awful
 
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It's only March but I've already seen a contender for the most ridiculous name of the year, courtesy of my job (and I see a lot of contenders!)

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you...

Reignbaugh Eenie Meenie.

I tit you not. Poor, poor child.
even overlooking the obviously horrific "eenie meenie" middle name, what the duck is Reignbaugh?! it's not even "bough" - which would be awful enough - but surely "baugh" would pronounced bahw, not bow?! 🙄
 
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even overlooking the obviously horrific "eenie meenie" middle name, what the duck is Reignbaugh?! it's not even "bough" - which would be awful enough - but surely "baugh" would pronounced bahw, not bow?! 🙄
It's how I imagine I'd sound trying to say "rainbow" after drinking a whole bottle of sambucca and 8 pints of lager
 
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just saw a little girl names L'eeana Moon - not the best, but the worst part is that her mother has stated the name should be pronounced Elle-Ee-Ah-Nuh, like the name Eliana - yet she opted to spell it in a "YooNeEk" way, despite knowing her daughter's name will be misspelled and mispronounced constantly, with the assumption it is Lee-Ah-Nuh. just WHY?! 🙄

to be fully aware of the difficulties the name will cause your child yet go with it anyway just seems cruel. if she likes the name Eliana, but wanted a different spelling, there are a variety of more KrEaTiV alternatives she could have gone with - Elliana/Eleana etc - which would have at least been pronunced correctly even of they were misspelled. L'eeana pronounced as Eliana is cruel, poor kid. 😔
 
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I saw a McKeira yesterday. Parents obviously couldn't decide between McKenzie and Keira.
Instead, they've ended up with something that sounds like a new addition to Maccy D's board.
 
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I saw a McKeira yesterday. Parents obviously couldn't decide between McKenzie and Keira.
Instead, they've ended up with something that sounds like a new addition to Maccy D's board.
I’ll have a double cheeseburger and a large Mckeira meal with coke please
 
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just saw a family with sons named Rage and Renvy, trying to find another name beginning with R for their new baby. i was genuinely tempted to suggest Rath, since they seem to be going down the route of seven deadly sins.... 🤣
 
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