Mrs Hinch #444 Baby Rose didn’t need to add it in her teens

[Bunnykins]

Mrs Hinch #444 Baby Rose didn’t need to add it in her teens
Winning thread title by @Pollyanna263
Winning thread titles taken from page 30 onwards guyshhh
Keep them short and sweet so they can fit

Soph's content hit a new low on Tuesday when she filmed herself and Trace reviewing chocolate in her car 'like a couple of youtubers' or like a con woman off instagram and her gormless stooge. Trace had even been let out of the loft for the occassion.
Other highlights included her buying / being gifted a new steamer, more undeclared ads for her book of lists and her showing us her plans for her / Ron's doll's house. Naturally we were all right and it's going to be 50 shades of greige and to really mix it up, a very grey looking duck egg blue.
It then all kicked off at peak engagement time when best bubs forever Stinky Stace revealed that she's decided to call Princess Pickle, Rose. Sopha Rose was thrilled / fuming declaring her love for both mother and daughter again. Her message just oozed insincerity. And just imagine Soph, Rose won't have to add Rose in her teens!
A bit later and Gretel was in full flow on a rant about a tend message regarding Ron playing with a doll's house. 'Stayooopid peeeerrrrsan.' I'm sure Soph didn't send that message to herself as an excuse to have an angry little strop on her stories due to the green eyed monster taking her over yet again

Wednesday morning and she was feeling 'a bit lost this morning - for some reason' hmm what could have bought on these sudden mood swings between stropping and sulking? No, I can't think of anything...
She decided to actually play with Ron by emptying a pot noodle in to a plastic box for him, Jamie can go without his tea tonight, and then she started work on her doll's house. With an inexplicable soundtrack by NYSYNC she washed it and started decorating it by sticking lollypop sticks randomly to the walls. It looked shite obviously.

But the best was yet to come as she uploaded a story of her visiting Stacey and Rose at Pickle Cottage, making sure she was one of the first people to see the new baby. She cooed and clucked over Stacey almost as much as she did the baby, scarily sneaking in to her bedroom to leave her a present under her pillow. This was accompanied by a gridpost of her with them and yet another declaration of her love for them. I hope Stacey and Joe learn to sleep with one eye open now they've invited creepy crawler Soph in to their lives and home..


Wiki is the pink button at the top for newbies.
Ronnie and Lennie don’t rhyme.
Sophie doesn’t have a second name she added Rose in her teens.
Jamie is short for James.

 

[Cleaningnothinching]

The only positive thing I will ever say about Hinch is that she led me to this forum. I don’t have children but I hope one day that I will, and I genuinely feel like reading all of your comments and seeing your examples of real, proper, good parenting has opened my eyes so much. Maybe I’m weird but it actually makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside seeing you all talk about your little ones and the activities you do and there’s just so much love there and it makes me really hope that one day I can have my own family. This from people I don’t know, with daft usernames and hinch pics - whereas she has plastered those boys all over the internet, makes it so blindingly obvious how incompetent she is at everything, and just generally acts a wido. You lot are lovely. Keep on trolling x

 

[Jdimlet]

My face every time a lovely Tattler naively suggests this woman has MH issues.

I’ve touched on this before and won’t go into it too much as it’s hard for me. But as someone who suffered and had therapy for narcissistic abuse I can categorically tell you that that’s what she has, narcissistic personality disorder.
Does she get anxious sometimes, of course. Who doesn’t?! Did she find newborn stage hard, no doubt (who the fuck doesn’t!).
BUT she can appear on tv, she can do meet and greets, she can dance around with ‘celebs’, a t like a gobby shit in public. I could go on and on.

So often people on here give her the benefit of the doubt, probably because it’s so hard to comprehend that someone could be so manipulative and use MH to their benefit. That is testament to their nature. Unfortunately narcissists cannot be ‘therapised’ (and I don’t mean ‘vain’ people as is often flippantly attributed. True narcissism is who that person is at the core, often triggered during adolescence as a coping mechanism for some kind of trauma. Everything they do is calculated and they are unable to feel true bonds or empathise with people, even their own children. Everything they do is to benefit them).

They are so careful with their words, they use ‘word salad’ to confuse people, they will NEVER be accountable for anything.
‘No I didn’t do that’
‘if I did do that I didn’t mean to’
‘even if I did mean to it’s because of YOU’.

Sophie only started using MH as an excuse for being held accountable when she received backlash for stealing a blanket on a plane on her honeymoon.
Since then it’s been so carefully used in situations that benefit her, but never actually referenced. It’s always been ‘butterflies’ or ‘toilet tummy’ . An upcoming release for the sheep, a big ticket purchase, competing with SS, doing something unsafe or questionable or even to get out of public events.
Funny how she can never give true examples of how her ‘anxiety’ impacts her life. Does she probably feel anxious going to the supermarket? Yes! She doesn’t know how a stranger will react to her. And she probably most of all fears that NOBODY will notice her and that her ticket to a life of leisure is slowly slipping out of her grasp. She knows she has a shelf life and her constant flitting from one thing to another (another NPD trait) to stay relevant further confirms this.

Over the years on this thread I’ve seen so many of you lovely tattlers giving true examples of how anxiety and MH struggles impact you. It’s been so eye opening. And while we can of course agree that people experience anxiety differently there is not ONE part of me that believes she has it. Any anxiety she feels is situational or brought on by the fact she has been weaving a web of lies since day one.

That is all!

 

[Cupcakemum]

I'm loving the new Dunelm Ad throwing shade at the Hinchs of the world. Shes clearly not involved in the team briefings anymore

 

[Fluffy20]

Ok, I know this has probably already been covered but I’m a bit behind and her rant about the tend message saying Ronnie shouldn’t play with a dolls house has really wound me up.
She has spent her entire “career” reinforcing gender stereotypes. “I’m a girl therefore my job is to look pretty, stay at home, knock out kids and keep the house clean”.
Stacey has a baby girl and she buys her everything she can find in various shades of pink. Ron has been forced into Arsenal and football and cars and trucks and construction toys from the day he was born and yet she’s supposedly outraged because one other person has apparently suggested that toys are gender specific. She’s an absolute hypocrite.

 

[mgh727]

can I please make an early title suggestion? pretty please with tomato and cheese on top??

“Get off Instagram” -Shakespeare

 

[Notnice]

I've just found out from a very reliable source, Jamie has a pecker

Someone I know slept with him on a one night stand years and years ago and she confirmed to me last night that he has a pecker and it lasted all of about 5 seconds

I had to run straight to tattle to tell you all

 

[itsybitsyteenyweeny]

I know it’s been said but I’m just at a loss for words at the insensitivity tonight.

As someone with no children who’s just gone through their fourth loss in a year, I have been seeking comfort in Instagram this evening, watching the flood of candles and words and stories of support, including influencers raising awareness and encouraging donations to pregnancy research charities, grasping at any story I can relate to to feel a little less alone and give me hope next years might be different.

What I didn’t expect to see amongst the wave of light was an ‘influencer’ with 4.2 mil tend followers banging on about decorating a nursery that I would give anything to be able to do. Heck, buying a single baby grow would be a huge milestone. But instead of reaching out to her vulnerable followers, she acts like a complete prat and quickly posts something three hours later as an insulting afterthought on an undisclosed ad for her shitware range. Theres just no words.

 

[Henny Penny]

fucking Shakespeare

 

[Curlywurly82]

@Bunnykins excellent recap as always! POT NOODLES (that we know Henners gobbled up as soon as Hinch stopped recording!)

I just wanted to follow up to a comment on the last thread - the mummy who was wondering how she can’t get things done like Hinch! That was the exact same thing that brought me here!
Anyway, I just wanted to say you sound like you are doing a fab job and nobody should compare themselves to her because what she shows isn’t real. Our house (which seems similar in size to castle greyskull) is currently on sale and I have two boys under 3. We have viewings every other day which means I am constantly cleaning and tidying to keep the house at an acceptable ‘show home’ standard and it’s absolutely killing me. I’m still on maternity and my eldest goes to nursery two days a week. Even then I struggle to keep on top of it all. I’ve realised that she must have tonnes of help to have time to fanny around painting dolls houses and sitting in cars reviewing chocolates. So nobody should feel inferior to her.

As it’s been said many a time it is evident how many of you are such lovely parents and there are always helpful nuggets of information even if we do go off on one about weaning and car seats and tesco opening hours
Feeling a tad bit sentimental but you nusty trolls have helped me through a very tough year and a half and for that I’m grateful

I'm new here , will admit always thought the worst of Tattle but after this last week of sick children pulling all nighters this forum has kept me going in the wee small hours...I've discovered what a lovely bunch you all are, who are the opposite of trolls as really care and support each other, and care for the development of wee Ronnie and Lennie .

Thanks for keeping me sane, and giving me a right laugh as well (dog-pie had to be the best typo ever!)

 

[Bunnykins]

“love you darlin’”
“Woo hooo hooo”
Extract from Romeo and Juliet - Shakespeare

 

[Crispmonster]

I so wish I'd watched the story with "I love you" woooo oooo oooo

Here it is

 

[Tulip lady]

Literally couldn’t be anymore disgusted ….. painting all day about how much she loves babies feet …. Missing her baby when he is at her mums …. Then excited to be decorating and building nursery furniture for her best mate who is having A baby what makes her feel like she is having another one herself ….. to a undisclosed ad using her own fucking candle for baby loss wave of light I’ve had six miscarriage ranging from 6 to 18 weeks and I just can’t
Believe she would do that ?????
Such a selfish fucking cow !!!!!!!!!!
She had NO need to post those nursery pics today ….. to then do a story about baby loss just cos she realised she would look good if she did

 

[Whenthelightsturntostars]

Thread title suggestion:

Mrs Hinch: Act 1, scene #445: Cease speaking, wench. - Shakespeare, 2021.

 

[AC55]

First of all let me send much love all my Tattle friends who have known the pain of grieving the loss of their babies and children. As a neonatal nurse I have witnessed over many years the overwhelming grief and trauma that comes with this loss and I have family and friends who have also suffered and suffer still.

For Sophie to say she has known many who have been silenced, ignored and made to feel wrong for grieving the loss of their babies after she's spent the day flaunting her friend's pregnancy and new nursery is a whole new level of insensitivity from her. She clearly has no insight in to the very valuable work that SANDS and The Child Bereavement Charity have done and continue to do with a combined 65 years of helping bereft families.
What she's done is cobbled together a few words that she thinks people will praise and love her for and tacked them to a quote that is attributable to both Pablo Picasso and William Shakespeare but as usual the quote makes no sense whatsoever. She will have spent about 15 seconds on Google looking for a quote and chose the first one. In terms of the loss of a baby or child how can that quote possibly be applied? What parent wants the life of their child to be given away?
I appreciate that all of these so called influencers are damned if they do, damned if they don't with sensitive issues but on this occasion Sophie Hinchliffe has proven once again that her post was purely for likes and adoration.

 

[cm1985]

So after a day of behaving like a teenager/over excited prick, throwing the new nursery of her BFF who she is suddenly obsessed with and then popping this post on is honestly fucking vile. Soph, get help. It’s beyond comprehension now. You can’t show clips of you decorating your “best mates” nursery then post this. Fuck me I am lost for words you absolute incentive pathetic excuse for a woman. I refuse to even acknowledge you as a mother at this point. Vile.

 

[Spacemonkey1972]

I refused to even entertain writing about her last night. Posting all day in her condescending way about ‘poor charity case’ Trace. “I bought this, I bought that” Piss off you narcissist. But worse than that, all day it was baby footz, baby nursery and then the perfect walk (up and down the road. Not a walk but ok) with her wonderful family. To suddenly realise she’d fucked up again so she posted about Baby Loss with an AD!! A fucking ad. I just can’t.
*Warning about loss *
I too had a miscarriage 11yrs ago. I was 39 and didn’t even know I was pregnant. To make it worse as I was bleeding on the floor waiting for transport to hospital my then partner stepped over me as he was leaving me. I was in hospital for 4 days, and if it hadn’t been for my oldest grandson who had been born a few weeks before, I don’t think I’d be here now. So for her to do that made me sick to my stomach. I’d rather she did fuck all tbh. Fuck up after fuck up after fuck up and still her sheep clap like seals

 

[Status:PiningTheBog]

What is she even on about??? Who the hell is silenced, ignored or been made to feel wrong by grieving a baby??!? What the fuck?
Let’s talk about about you, Sophie, who started the day with a picture of Len’s feet saying you were “obsessed”, then spammed your insta stories with nursery decorating, collecting your beautiful baby from nanny’s and walking with your family. Then a shitty lighting of a candle with a quote that makes no sense. Fuck off sophie, with your tend difficulty getting pregnant for literally a couple of months. You haven’t got a fucking clue, you may want to ask Stace about it as she’s been sort of open about her losses, it might give you a bit of perspective, if you are even actually friends. You have sunk to some lows but this is unbelievable. you insensitive and self involved little witch. I have no more words. Just gross.

 

[or JusRollWithIt]

Thanks @Bunnykins I haven’t had a chance to read yet. I was replying at the end of the last thread as it closed, to this:

Oh it’s gonna be unbearable when she moves don’t you forget it

“Oh how did little old ex sales woman me with a husband who worked in pr manage to get this far”

I cannot think of anyone less deserving than her to have what she does. I swear the worst people in the world always end up properly rich and just hoard money shed probably blast herself of to space like old Jeffrey if she had the cash. “I’ve just always wanted to go to space guyssschh” hopefully she’d get stuck in space

Oh don’t forget, how they scrimped and saved “for years” to get their current house. How? They’d only been together a short while and going on multiple holidays a year according to her personal Instagram account which was public at the time, til we caught her out on her tend narrative.

 

[SpinachMushroom]

@Bunnykins excellent recap as always! POT NOODLES (that we know Henners gobbled up as soon as Hinch stopped recording!)

I just wanted to follow up to a comment on the last thread - the mummy who was wondering how she can’t get things done like Hinch! That was the exact same thing that brought me here!
Anyway, I just wanted to say you sound like you are doing a fab job and nobody should compare themselves to her because what she shows isn’t real. Our house (which seems similar in size to castle greyskull) is currently on sale and I have two boys under 3. We have viewings every other day which means I am constantly cleaning and tidying to keep the house at an acceptable ‘show home’ standard and it’s absolutely killing me. I’m still on maternity and my eldest goes to nursery two days a week. Even then I struggle to keep on top of it all. I’ve realised that she must have tonnes of help to have time to fanny around painting dolls houses and sitting in cars reviewing chocolates. So nobody should feel inferior to her.

As it’s been said many a time it is evident how many of you are such lovely parents and there are always helpful nuggets of information even if we do go off on one about weaning and car seats and tesco opening hours
Feeling a tad bit sentimental but you nusty trolls have helped me through a very tough year and a half and for that I’m grateful