Lydia Millen #16 Over-staffed so she can do f*(k all graft.

[Oohthedrama]

Thread title suggested (via the tattle life shed) by @Georgeeee

Good. Morning. Everybody...... (8.30pm )

Well if you listened to my 3 hour podcast you’ll know it’s not morning,
as much as I tried to make everyone think that 6am was my favourite time of the day it was a lie, because I revealed I don’t roll out of bed before 10am!!
it’s probably lunchtime now (8pm) and I’m not even out of my ratty dressing gown! THE DREAM!!
(-You’ll also have learned that ali reminds me of the fuck boys I blew in Ibiza, only shorter.
-You’ll know lynx is dead, yes you knew that in August but it’s like an ongoing sponsorship, we’re gonna drag him around with us for content!!!!
- You’ll again have learned that Ali and I just don’t do physical contact in public.... or in private...ever. But as @Lola Faith mentioned I’m now a “higher vibrating version of myself” and Ali has a pussy so it’s all good
- You may have noticed if you listened carefully I’ve stopped diagnosing myself with tonsillitis!!!
I touch on that in the mindnumbling boring podcast, remember my sassy replies when people innocently told me not to diagnose myself? remember I was ADAMANT I knew what was wrong with me and it was tonsillitis and I shot down anyone who said otherwise,
I was wrong. )

Last week I shared with you my pure JOY on hearing the news.... that H&M sold a ton of shit which had fuck all to do with me,
but I have no shame therefore I take credit for anything & everything!

I also ranted.
A LOT.
I ranted A LOT.
you thought I couldn’t go any lower content wise?
I said hold my Chanel trendy.... (that I can’t afford but bought because all the cool gals have one)

I’ve realised that when someone kills themselves,
someone I’ve never met, never followed, someone who has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with me....
whilst others question her motives and show sympathy for her situation, I CAN MAKE IT ALL ABOUT ME!!
I can dine out on her death for weeks,
I used affiliate’s death for sympathy.... and I now i get to use Caroline (that’s her name right?) as an excuse to patronise my followers and convince them to let me get away with any shady behaviour from this point forward. #bekind #dontreportme

You’ll notice this introduction is just as long as one of my vlogs,
and it’s filled with a whole load of NOTHING!!!! I’ve LITERALLY said nothing of interest!

the PERFECT way to start a Lydia thread.

swipe up for my new collection Lydia X Tattle life and for my highlight reel of older threads. All dreamy....

Lydia Millen Gossip Forum

continue here!!

 

[Sarahsauce]

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Lady Lidl, Weany Ali and life in their hamlet

The time two years ago Carrie and Ali had been busy unpacking the house whilst I bossed them about. I hadn’t been gifted a lot of furniture back then, apart from that pink chair, and the snow was holding up the possibility of deliveries. Gosh the snow! I know it was probably snowing were you were too, but not like this, not like the snow storm I had. We were definitely the worst hit. In Europe, definitely. Gusts of winds were going faster than the gifted Aston Martin, blowing us backwards as we forged the hamlet for nuts and berries. All the shops had ran out of food and people in the next hamlet over were resorting to cannibalism. Couple of times I even caught Ali eyeing up Lums like she was a plate of crisps and pasta. Thankfully he made it through and got used to being hungry. He’s got me to thank me for those cheekbones! We tried our best too wade through the snow to help clear the road out of the hamlet, but even at 5’7 and on our tippy toes we were facing the threat of being entombed like a woolly mammoth. It felt like we were moments from death. So we gave up. We bowed down to Mother Nature and her fierce temper and went back in to my barren bungalow. I have never been so cold in my life. I checked all the radiators. Nothing. Not an ounce of heat. Desperately lighting all the candles I could find, my Jo Malone wedding fragrance, I tried not to panic. Carrie got the tin foil out, Ali got the cling film and we mummified ourselves as we sat desperately around the candles. I suggested we put some classic music on to keep us calm through this storm but when Ali tried all the power went out. 2% gas. That’s all that was left. Carrie suggest we eat something with gluten so that are awful life changing intolerances would produce natural green gas and keep us warm, but I said babths you to go the dthoctor if it’s coming out gween! And anyway why would I have it in the house? I don’t eat that muck. Much. Lightening the mood I regaled my halcyon days as an international glamour girl and sang them my fav N-Dubz hits. We feel asleep and when we woke up the tinfoil/clingfilm wrap had detoxed our skin and we were looking ripped.

I should have been happy we survived, that the snow was melting, that the path was cleared, that I’d dropped 2lb, but when I woke up it dawned on me; I hadn’t filmed any of this. How could I get content, sympathy, if I didn’t show you all? I’m sorry i never told you this sooner. Please send me your sympathy now. And free things. And souls for me to feed on because they don’t have gluten.

 

[happyforest]

It's simple. She's low energy because she doesn't eat. She starves herself purposely because being the thinnest person in the room gives her a rush. She LOVES when clothing is too large, so she can humble brag that she needs to have things tailored, or needs to send them back for an even smaller size. It's her way of elevating herself.

For someone that got press for being one half of "Britain's Fittest Couple" she seems quite clueless about actual exercise and form. She can't rush up her own gifted staircases without becoming out of breath. Carrie's comment asking her that one time if she'd returned the soup to the pot, indicates to me she's known for doing that. Another sign of an ED. Playing with food to make it look like you've eaten it, or removing the food so it looks like you ate it all. She is obsessed with being known as someone that is rich AF, and with being the skinniest person. It's not an accident that the new employee is a male. I'm sure she wouldn't have hired a cute female staff member. Carrie isn't vain and shleps around in bed hair and huge tents, thereby making Lydia the skinniest person. This works perfectly for Lydia's sense of self.

Ali used to be a beast, at least from the waist up. He's a tiny shriveled old man now, his skin looks gray and haggard. He's losing his hair at great speed and overall looks far older than he really is. I found it very telling in one of the recent videos that he doesn't go for walks with her very often. That he was so mad at her for waking him up that she doesn't anymore. His recent actions speak to the state of their relationship. I think his disillusionment is absolute these days, but his greed is such that he'll stay because he has become used to the perks of living a life where everything is thrown at you for free. On what planet would a lowly young electrician be driving an Aston Martin? Champagne with the neighbors is a bragging right he now holds. For that reason I don't feel sorry for him any longer. I used to, but he is as keen to live this vapid life as Lydia is. And can we talk about how wanky he looks with these medallion necklaces? I thought the heavily unbuttoned shirts with necklaces was pimpy as hell, but he's done one even grosser by now wearing roll necks with necklaces. He looks like a complete tool that is dying to jazz hands his way to a male on male encounter in a dark park.

 

[PixelGirl]

Just read this, absolutely spot on.

Why Women Support Women is so Toxic – Lime Goss

Not only are these influencers living a lie, a faked lifestyle, a house filled with gifted appliances, furniture, carpets, bedding, wearing expensive labels, driving high-value cars that are loaned to them, going on 'holidays' (labelled as PR trips), they are also faking a friendship with you and me, hoping that by faking that friendship we will be lured into parting with our hard-earned money to buy things they recommend to us. They rely on us constantly spending our money on things we don't really need, but they convince us to buy anyhow. They don't care if you can't afford it, or if you are racking up huge debts in an effort to keep up with a lie. Years ago, people like this would have been referred to as Snake Oil Salesmen.

If you consider the sheer number of items each influencer pushes under our noses, even if it was a low number of 10 items per vlog, 2 vlogs per week, 52 weeks per year, (possibly every day in December if they do vlogmas), that is over 1,000 items that just one influencer will have exposed you to in the hopes you'll buy. Then think about how many influencers you watch over the course of a week! Who on a regular wage can afford to drop £700 on a face cream one minute, or £600 on a hairslide that looks like it's been bought from Skegness market?

 

[freudian slip]

Lydia does more charity work in the average month than any1 here has done in their lifetime.

Maybe y'all have green eyes as she's beautiful, talented, successful and marred to a 10 out of 10!

I seriously don't get why the go-to explanation for criticism is always "you're a bunch of jealous, fat, ugly losers". Why is it SO inconcievable that our criticism is genuine, and not born from jealousy and/or lack of personal success in life?

That screenshot of Lydia babbling about that "Your critics are not important"-podcast honestly makes me so exasparated. Being able to receive critique and changing how you work based on that critique is vital to developing profesionally in any line of work. No-one ever went further by surrounding themselves with yes-people and ignoring criticism. Being a student/school pupil, for instance, is all about receiving critique on your work and learning from it in order to improve. In my own line of work as a health professional (with 6 years of university education and in the midst of a further 5-year specialization) I'm required to hand in examples of my written work to senior staff at regular intervals to see if my work is in accordance with our guidelines and ethical standards, and if it isn't - well, I have to take that on the chin and improve! I'm also obligated to participate in 2-hour bi-weekly guidance sessions with senior staff/specialists where I have to present my work with current patients in order to receive feedback. We also hand out feedback forms to all our patients as well in order to improve.

In other words: our critics are vital! But we do need to separate true critics from trolls, and that's where Lydia seems to fail entirely.

I, like so many others here, used to be a big fan of Lydia's, but her utter lack of transparency, failure to accept fair, constructive criticism, her dishonesty in regards to both her content and cosmetic procedures and the constant pressure to buy-buy-buy-consume-consume-consume completely turned me off... Though I must admit I've been getting increasingly repulsed by influencers and flex-culture in general, and these days my social media are mostly filled with cute animals and snarky humor, which is SO much better for my mental and financial health!

(On a separate note - pardon my English if I worded this weirdly, it's not my first language)

 

[FurCoatNoKnickers]

I had to click out of her stories - the constant hair stroking was seriously distracting. She’s just there Trying to justify why she pays for a b12 shot from a cosmetic doctor while eye f*cking herself...

Also, I’m not a Medical professional however: if your blood tests say you don’t have a b12 deficiency but you still feel bad, and the shots give you a short burst of energy, there’s a chance something else is wrong. So go see your GP!

I don't want to reveal my identity to say what I do- but B12 cannot be stored in the body- you pee out any excess. It does not give you energy. B12 is responsible for helping you to metabolise iron in your bloodstream. You need iron to carry around the oxygen to all of your cells- so you can have more energy. We are the only country in the world that only allows B12 shots on prescription. Other countries sell them as vitamins. You can get them in Europe for 2 Euros for a box of 12. It is a vitamin. It will not harm her. She cannot OD on it. ONCE AGAIN she is ripping off her followers by recommending a product thats literally worth 25pence- to get conned out of a ton of money so that she can get freebies. Its the DISHONESTY thats making my blood boil. Its all down to making money off her followers. Don't be distracted by the clinical pathway- she's not interested- ITS ALL ABOUT THE MONEY.

 

[MichiganGal]

She hasn't blocked me..... yet!


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Punch bags????? Isn't it punching bags? Or is the punch bag the new hand bag from Bottega Venenta? Look everyone....Lydia Millen Stripper has a new punch bag. It a real game changer. Next week I am having a professional come into the bungalow to arrange my punch bags by color. Light nude, medium nude, dark nude, pale nude, fake tan nude (it's a streaky nude), nudey nude, new nude, old nude, influencer nude (changes colors so it is always on trend), country nude, hamlet nude, and finally city nude accented with pigeon droppings.

 

[Katieb555]

Ahem...you mean Dave

'Aww look there's a little stream running by the side of our road, it isn't usually here, but obviously with all of the rainful its errr...'.
It's called a ditch lydl
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Ahhh it’s not a ditch it’s a BESPOKE moat for the hamlet made by the rain

 

[Wophie]

Just to make sure I'm clear.

Lydia has 2 (soon to be 3) employees in her home
She spends 90% of her time in the dungalow
She has cleaners
Her husband often helps with her work
She's not posted AD content in almost 2 weeks
She takes Friday to Sunday off for self care


So what is it she is so busy with that she has to get people in to organise her wardrobe for her...?
She is an insult to other functioning adults.

 

[Oohthedrama]

I need to quote this level of ponce and since he doesn’t have a thread....
You’re going here ali.


”this is a nice little addition to my fragrance wardrobe....”

Fragrance. Wardrobe.
dafuq are you doing ali.

 

[Georgeeee]

 

[Peppypoopar]

He looks like a twat off Jeremy Kyle

 

[Yel]

As everyone already says yes she does. If it's over 10 mins google will try to atomically place the mid roll ad breaks so she can't choose where they automatically go, but she could disable midrolls or choose where they are or how many there are. If you're uploading a 40min video that you claim is hard work, why wouldn't you spend seconds fine tuning the ad breaks? Downright lies are why she has so many threads.

 

[orangelolly]

I feel like this might be a really unpopular opinion but: Cover yourself up woman and have some respect for yourself. That outfit should be something only her husband gets to see rather than flaunting your half naked body around all over the internet

 

[Name not gifted2020]

Long time lurker, first time commenter. Why oh why do I do it to myself? Try and watch Lydiot, I mean? She infuriates me nowadays. Not only her but the sycophants in the comment section also make me want to vom. Please, please tell me that one of you is the prolific genius that is Ali Kovacs? Because otherwise he/she is a future stalker or just needs to get back on the meds. The rest of them have to be 14yr girls from Ohio who mistake her accent for class and expensive clothes for style. I mean in 2020 who the fuck (can I say fuck on here?) needs a tutorial on prepping for and applying fake tan, surely everyone knows by now. Anyway, I know I am preaching to the choir here but I just wanted to be with like minded people and people who are witty and intelligent and not bamboozled by these airheads. The funny thing is, like a lot of other people I did start off liking her and enjoying her vlogs and not noticing how insanely annoying she is ( I know you guys have a soft spot for Ali but I've never been keen which is odd because I have a lot of gay friends in real life). So, just for a bit of background, a couple of years ago my friend and I decided to see how long we could go without any internet in our lives at all. Meaning no social media, no nothing! ( ok it started as a drunken bet just between us two but then people in work found out and we decided to do it for charity and because of the possibility of really being able to donate £'s and £'s I amazed myself by lasting six and a half months. I accomplished loads but I was sad and lonely!) This started just before the Milletts Gargoyles got married and to be shamefully honest, one of the first things I did on my first day back online was to check out her channel. "Who the fook (can I say fook?) is that is that?!? I asked myself. How the fook have they moved from a very nice new build that any young couple would be proud to rent let alone buy, to a huge zero atmosphere monstrosity? From there on in it's been a fast decline into ads, sales, lies, ego, affiliate Lynx, weird copying of other YouTubers, horrible decor decisions, brand abandonment, the sickening sleep out followed by the heartbreaking tale of being homeless at Nan's while saving for a bloody deposit, the reason why she only has white friends, more lies, compulsive hair and face bothering, unnecessary treatments, procedures and dental work and complete detachment from the way most people live. If you read all this, thank you. I know you already know all of this and have said it and discussed it while it was actually happening and that I am not saying anything new, but I have read and enjoyed your threads for months and months; only now I have finally written my first post just to get it off my chest. X

 

[deadgirlinside]

When she said "vibrating version of yourself/myself", I genuinely thought that she and ali didn't have sex, again, so she just had her toys to help her with the frustrations.

I have to be honest, grown women who are in their 30s, sending passive-agressive tweets to each other, indirectly mentioning them and their shit on their youtube videos, tweeting hate messages, investigating IP addresses are signs of immaturity.

I'm referring to Claire, Lydia and Lorna. We all know that Claire and Lydia had history with each other, fell out and started to shit on each other on social media.

Claire and Lydia are imho, the most passive aggressive UK bloggers in here. Claire loves having meltdowns on YT, especially when comments involved her wearing over-sized sweaters. She also ranted before on how Hermes SA treat her like shit, she can pay for 5 Hermes bags, and stuff like that. She also rants when people call her out for having too many bags, had a meltdown with having too many shoes and when burglars stole her car which was her own entire fault.

Shitting on the internet by two mature women for me, is extremely immature. I'm in my 20s, and I make it a point to confront the person IRL, and try to find ways to mend the friendship. And if doesn't work, at least all is well between the two of us.

I don't know much about Lorna, but the woman looked bloated. She looks like a wannabe Beverly Hills wife. She acts like she's a member of the RF (ehem MM), and her IG feed screams too good to be true. I think she owns a clothing store? That IP address fiasco hopefully made IT professionals laugh.

My bottom line is social media was created for people to reconnect and to share. But I think that it is now way more than that, were people make others feel like shit and ultimately end their lives. (RIP Caroline Flack) Lydia, Claire, Lorna and Victoria are prime examples of people who really need to shut down SM completely. Their work revolves around people and their opinions. If they can't accept varying opinions, then say byebye to the internet and find another job.

Rant over, my coffee has now gone cold.

 

[mindlessness]

Lydia is so exasperating I cannot bring myself to look at her social media but wanted to say I am thinking of you all! I hope Tattle provides a good distraction while we're self-isolating and doing our best to #flattenthecurve etc.
I especially want to say a big thank you to anyone who works in healthcare or other essential services like supermarkets etc. You're all stars.

 

[Muff_Puff]

Just like Ali’s face at the moment and Lidl’s gap at all times (boob gap!)

 

[Littlemisadoughnut]

Sorry but that reply she put up about that "troll" of Lorna's, about dealing with the consequences....

The level of hypocracy is off the chart! Is this active thread not a consequence of her dishing out shit content and being a condescending cunt?! She's suggesting people shouldn't moan about her calling that girl out publically.... Is this not the exact same thing?? She so fucking thick!!!!! Man. She gets under my skin like no one's business.

 

[classyc]

Lydia (or maybe Carrie) noticed today was the day she had to promote the launch of H&M JOHNANNA ORTIZ collection. But she of course had a pre-recorded video...

And girl wasn't going to film another video wearing the new Johanna Ortiz collection. No, no... Lydia doesn't compromise that much. She goes for the lazy route of course. Take a photo wearing a Johanna Ortiz collection dress, make that the thumbnail of the video and there you go, here is her AD:



The 20 minutes video, where she spent 5 minutes explaining herself, apologizing herself, begging not to judge her, asking Dior not hating her cause she won't buy some of her bags... a 25% of the video dedicated to that. The rest is the bags that everyone has and she won't.

- The Dior Book Tote bag, the one that (as usual) everyone got for free and personalized except Lydia. She announced she won't buy it

- The Louis Vuitton MULTI POCHETTE. Another bag influencers got for free. Except Lydia of course. She announced she won't buy it.

- DIOR CANVAS FLAP CHAIN BAG. Another bag influencers got for free. Except Lydia of course. She announced she won't buy it.

- Bottega Veneta CHAIN POUCH, seems Bottega is giving vouchers to other influencers but of course not to Lydia. So of course, she won't buy it.

- CHANEL LARGE FLAP BAG. Lydia won't buy Chanel. (Unless is a pin or something way cheaper)

Finally can we take a moment to think on the wise words Lydia wants her followers to understand:

- "EVERY INDIVIDUAL IS INDIVIDUAL AND HAS INDIVIDUAL TASTES" - LEM