Thread title suggested (via the tattle life shed) by @Georgeeee
Good. Morning. Everybody...... (8.30pm
)
Well if you listened to my 3 hour podcast youâll know itâs not morning,
as much as I tried to make everyone think that 6am was my favourite time of the day it was a lie, because I revealed I donât roll out of bed before 10am!!
itâs probably lunchtime now (8pm) and Iâm not even out of my ratty dressing gown! THE DREAM!!
(-Youâll also have learned that ali reminds me of the fuck boys I blew in Ibiza, only shorter.
-Youâll know lynx is dead, yes you knew that in August but itâs like an ongoing sponsorship, weâre gonna drag him around with us for content!!!!
- Youâll again have learned that Ali and I just donât do physical contact in public.... or in private...ever. But as @Lola Faith mentioned Iâm now a âhigher vibrating version of myselfâ and Ali has a pussy so itâs all good
- You may have noticed if you listened carefully Iâve stopped diagnosing myself with tonsillitis!!!
I touch on that in the mindnumbling boring podcast, remember my sassy replies when people innocently told me not to diagnose myself? remember I was ADAMANT I knew what was wrong with me and it was tonsillitis and I shot down anyone who said otherwise,
I was wrong.

)
Last week I shared with you my pure JOY on hearing the news.... that H&M sold a ton of shit which had fuck all to do with me,
but I have no shame therefore I take credit for anything & everything!
I also ranted.
A LOT.
I ranted A LOT.
you thought I couldnât go any lower content wise?
I said hold my Chanel trendy.... (that I canât afford but bought because all the cool gals have one)
Iâve realised that when someone kills themselves,
someone Iâve never met, never followed, someone who has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with me....
whilst others question her motives and show sympathy for her situation, I CAN MAKE IT ALL ABOUT ME!!
I can dine out on her death for weeks,
I used affiliateâs death for sympathy.... and I now i get to use Caroline (thatâs her name right?) as an excuse to patronise my followers and convince them to let me get away with any shady behaviour from this point forward. #bekind #dontreportme
Youâll notice this introduction is just as long as one of my vlogs,
and itâs filled with a whole load of NOTHING!!!! Iâve LITERALLY said nothing of interest!
the PERFECT way to start a Lydia thread.
swipe up for my new collection Lydia X Tattle life and for my highlight reel of older threads. All dreamy....
continue here!!
Good. Morning. Everybody...... (8.30pm

Well if you listened to my 3 hour podcast youâll know itâs not morning,
as much as I tried to make everyone think that 6am was my favourite time of the day it was a lie, because I revealed I donât roll out of bed before 10am!!
itâs probably lunchtime now (8pm) and Iâm not even out of my ratty dressing gown! THE DREAM!!
(-Youâll also have learned that ali reminds me of the fuck boys I blew in Ibiza, only shorter.
-Youâll know lynx is dead, yes you knew that in August but itâs like an ongoing sponsorship, weâre gonna drag him around with us for content!!!!
- Youâll again have learned that Ali and I just donât do physical contact in public.... or in private...ever. But as @Lola Faith mentioned Iâm now a âhigher vibrating version of myselfâ and Ali has a pussy so itâs all good
- You may have noticed if you listened carefully Iâve stopped diagnosing myself with tonsillitis!!!
I touch on that in the mindnumbling boring podcast, remember my sassy replies when people innocently told me not to diagnose myself? remember I was ADAMANT I knew what was wrong with me and it was tonsillitis and I shot down anyone who said otherwise,
I was wrong.



Last week I shared with you my pure JOY on hearing the news.... that H&M sold a ton of shit which had fuck all to do with me,
but I have no shame therefore I take credit for anything & everything!
I also ranted.
A LOT.
I ranted A LOT.
you thought I couldnât go any lower content wise?
I said hold my Chanel trendy.... (that I canât afford but bought because all the cool gals have one)
Iâve realised that when someone kills themselves,
someone Iâve never met, never followed, someone who has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with me....
whilst others question her motives and show sympathy for her situation, I CAN MAKE IT ALL ABOUT ME!!
I can dine out on her death for weeks,
I used affiliateâs death for sympathy.... and I now i get to use Caroline (thatâs her name right?) as an excuse to patronise my followers and convince them to let me get away with any shady behaviour from this point forward. #bekind #dontreportme
Youâll notice this introduction is just as long as one of my vlogs,
and itâs filled with a whole load of NOTHING!!!! Iâve LITERALLY said nothing of interest!
the PERFECT way to start a Lydia thread.
swipe up for my new collection Lydia X Tattle life and for my highlight reel of older threads. All dreamy....
continue here!!
