Hereforthepictures
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Philip Kingsley is a con, it would seem.
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Philip Kingsley is a con, it would seem.
it’s not been changed?!
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Lorna doing her Barnet.
Hamilton1970
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Have some fucking respect you dirty skank and don't put your dirty footwear thats obviously been on the ground on anything where people might touch..especially a public lift ...sanitizer era or not.
Cunt.
Cunt.
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Hamilton1970
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"Hiiiiìiiiyyyyyyaaaaaaa!
Thought I'd just bob back on quickly to show you the result of my mask application. I'm ever so chuffed with the result. I feel like a princess even though I look like a King Edward ....Have a lovely day, I'll see you later, keep in touch."
Thought I'd just bob back on quickly to show you the result of my mask application. I'm ever so chuffed with the result. I feel like a princess even though I look like a King Edward ....Have a lovely day, I'll see you later, keep in touch."
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AllAboutTheMayhem
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Yep - she asks herself questions that :
A- allow her to brag
B- allow her to use one of her favourite photos of herself ( typically the ones that are so filtered they look knocker all like her)
C- allow her to mention up coming Shite Drop.
D - allow her to mention she got married in NY
E- allow her to mention buying Chanel
F- allow her reference working for Virgin in 47BC.
Reality is we would all much rather have some answers to much more interesting questions....
A- allow her to brag
B- allow her to use one of her favourite photos of herself ( typically the ones that are so filtered they look knocker all like her)
C- allow her to mention up coming Shite Drop.
D - allow her to mention she got married in NY
E- allow her to mention buying Chanel
F- allow her reference working for Virgin in 47BC.
Reality is we would all much rather have some answers to much more interesting questions....
Lol!!!!!!! Errr....no...there wasn't and they're not that near to a forest...lol...omg
YouHavinAGiraffe?
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I thinking more this...
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AllAboutTheMayhem
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Heya! ( Thanks to multiple contributors)
January has been a quiet month largely because, without any where to go, Lorna’s content is nil. She spends most of her days watching television in the wooden room, reminding everyone she worked for Virgin over 15 years ago. She disappeared over Christmas & New Year, declaring she burped so hard she pulled the muscles in her ribs.
She’s seemingly quite depressed at not being allowed out, but still manages to go out most days; she applies full make up, attaches fake hair, sits in the Bentley and pretends she’s going to Tesco. It’s all very weird.
Sometimes she manages to go all the way to Brighton, or London to take photos of herself. These are important pictures, because she needs them to support her bi-weekly giveaways that keep her numbers up.
No one is quite sure how Lorna justifies her non-essential travel, as essential, but what we do know , is that Lorna is very important and that the pandemic rules that affect the nation, don’t apply to her.
So far this month, she’s managed to produce an 11 second reel for Sky - which left many speechless with embarrassment.
She also knocked out a couple more “shitKnit” collections for ITS, direct from the Ali-express catalogue.
Finally, being the style icon she is, she informed her followers, that silk scarves would be a continuing trend for 2021, and posted a picture of herself with one wrapped around her head, looking like an extra from Pirates of The Caribbean.
History & Summary.
Lorna (Aka, Queen Baby, Pwincess, bore-na, yawn-a)
- Lies constantly, pretty much anything she says is questionable
-Edits her photos within an inch of their life to make herself appear thinner/ changes face shape.
-Uses filters on her story videos. Tattlers spotted background warping and she was called out for it by CelebFace. Never addressed by Lorna and continues to use filters
-Doesn’t upload stories in real time
-Whenever her follower count is dwindling does a giveaway or buys followers
-Favourite beauty/make up products are whatever brands are paying her at the time
-Constantly pushing her flammable & unsustainable clothing collection with In The Style and responds to any complaints regarding quality, delivery and refunds via Twitter with passive aggressiveness
-Blocks anyone who questions her (blocked individuals are referred to as A-Blocked on tattle)
-Hardly ever declares gifts or ads. Reported many times to ASA.
-Says she hasn’t had any face fillers for over 2 years but puncture holes on the lips have recently been spied
-Pretends to be empathetic towards current affairs and world disasters when it suits her but has shown little regard for the covid pandemic because it’s just an inconvenience that she would prefer to ignore
-Poor Boo the dog is often carted off to god knows where while they go on trips presumably paid for by In The Style.
-Claims she has an English Literature degree from a Newcastle university which is highly questionable given her shocking grammar.
-Eats at a handful of restaurants in London, suspected she backhands Cecconis for use of their toilets as a changing room when she ‘shoots’ on Bond Street
John aka Mr Luxe - has worn the same pink shorts since 2001.
Also referred to on Tattle as
OAP-Old Age Pensioner
OM-Old Mahogany (due to the depth of his tan)
OMR- Old Mahogany Raisin
The Raisin
Creosote King
Elton John
Whipping Boy
His position within HSBC is questionable due to them openly flaunting their lifestyle on social media and the amount of time he actually spends (or doesn’t spend) working.
She apparently cheated on John and had an ongoing relationship around 2017/2018. Tea has been shared via former friends who say she was away with her fancy man/lady the night before Mr Luxe had arranged and called off a birthday brunch for his princess after she failed to appear. It was after this that the Luxe’s seemingly perfect marriage started showing up on Instagram along with a lot more Chanel and Cartier.
The Manor House
Well there is no Manor House
Horsham Heights (HH) is a 2 bed flat situated within lush grounds in Horsham shared by a number of other flats.
She claims herself and John bought the property together shortly after they met but it’s been proven there were no flats sold around this time so most likely owned by John himself and he moved her in.
Fellow tattler @Jasmine is Johns ex wife who has confirmed much of the above.
Previously in Paris.... The old and the grubby (avec nouveau fringe) bobbed on a plane to relocate stay in le Bristol during the continuing pandemic but it's ok as apparently it's a "business opportunity". Not sure what the biz is. Seen 3 shit coats that even Ali Express don't appear to be stocking and a diarrhoea coloured A/W dress that you wouldn't be buried in let alone be seen alive in even in the dark, winter months when you're not going anywhere because of a PANDEMIC but anyway ...
When not on "business" goes to the same restaurants, drinks the same wine, takes pictures of the same food with the same shit comments, the same car trips, to the same places, to take the same pictures of the same shit clothes in a different colour. YAWNNNNN-A.
In Paris, she released a godawful SKY AD reel and promoted her 0.1 millisecond silent extra part in Riviera to "paid in Rose" acting work and more reels are appearing that seem to be fuelled by day drinking as it can be the only reason for the off the scale levels of cringe.
Finally got her (wrong) Hermes bag and now wants the "real deal". (Who really knows how they got the bag, if OMR really went to the store or if it was delivered to the hotel and how much was paid for the bag but we can be sure the repayment to OMR was far "more spenny".
Not content (is she ever??) with staying in a hotel in the centre of Paris, ol' Yawna decided to photoshop the Eiffel Tower into her breakfast pictures because ... well who knows why ... but anyone brave enough to mention it in the comments found their comments also photoshopped via the delete button - wonder why..
As of early November, Paris was locked down, and Lorna was forced back to England from her “indefinite” stay in Paris. The “indefinite” stay consisted of 3 ITS mega-dumps. Most of which she left to the Red Cross.
After serving her 2 week isolation following her return from Paris, she conjured up a fictional story about the boiler in her flat being broken. Evidently it was impossible to stay there in such extreme conditions, so she feigned an over night emergency trip to an AIRBNB for warmth.
This actually turned out to be a non-essential 4 day trip to london, where she stayed at Browns Hotel. During lockdown.
Happily she managed to pack all the Black Friday ITS drop, AND all her handbags AND managed a full photoshoot in the streets of London. Phew!
She further added insult to injury, by declaring she was back at home after 1 day, making tea for the plumbers. She wasn’t.
Morally, an all time low.
December was a quiet one as Lorna was out sneaking round breaking tier rules.
January has been a quiet month largely because, without any where to go, Lorna’s content is nil. She spends most of her days watching television in the wooden room, reminding everyone she worked for Virgin over 15 years ago. She disappeared over Christmas & New Year, declaring she burped so hard she pulled the muscles in her ribs.
She’s seemingly quite depressed at not being allowed out, but still manages to go out most days; she applies full make up, attaches fake hair, sits in the Bentley and pretends she’s going to Tesco. It’s all very weird.
Sometimes she manages to go all the way to Brighton, or London to take photos of herself. These are important pictures, because she needs them to support her bi-weekly giveaways that keep her numbers up.
No one is quite sure how Lorna justifies her non-essential travel, as essential, but what we do know , is that Lorna is very important and that the pandemic rules that affect the nation, don’t apply to her.
So far this month, she’s managed to produce an 11 second reel for Sky - which left many speechless with embarrassment.
She also knocked out a couple more “shitKnit” collections for ITS, direct from the Ali-express catalogue.
Finally, being the style icon she is, she informed her followers, that silk scarves would be a continuing trend for 2021, and posted a picture of herself with one wrapped around her head, looking like an extra from Pirates of The Caribbean.
History & Summary.
Lorna (Aka, Queen Baby, Pwincess, bore-na, yawn-a)
- Lies constantly, pretty much anything she says is questionable
-Edits her photos within an inch of their life to make herself appear thinner/ changes face shape.
-Uses filters on her story videos. Tattlers spotted background warping and she was called out for it by CelebFace. Never addressed by Lorna and continues to use filters
-Doesn’t upload stories in real time
-Whenever her follower count is dwindling does a giveaway or buys followers
-Favourite beauty/make up products are whatever brands are paying her at the time
-Constantly pushing her flammable & unsustainable clothing collection with In The Style and responds to any complaints regarding quality, delivery and refunds via Twitter with passive aggressiveness
-Blocks anyone who questions her (blocked individuals are referred to as A-Blocked on tattle)
-Hardly ever declares gifts or ads. Reported many times to ASA.
-Says she hasn’t had any face fillers for over 2 years but puncture holes on the lips have recently been spied
-Pretends to be empathetic towards current affairs and world disasters when it suits her but has shown little regard for the covid pandemic because it’s just an inconvenience that she would prefer to ignore
-Poor Boo the dog is often carted off to god knows where while they go on trips presumably paid for by In The Style.
-Claims she has an English Literature degree from a Newcastle university which is highly questionable given her shocking grammar.
-Eats at a handful of restaurants in London, suspected she backhands Cecconis for use of their toilets as a changing room when she ‘shoots’ on Bond Street
John aka Mr Luxe - has worn the same pink shorts since 2001.
Also referred to on Tattle as
OAP-Old Age Pensioner
OM-Old Mahogany (due to the depth of his tan)
OMR- Old Mahogany Raisin
The Raisin
Creosote King
Elton John
Whipping Boy
His position within HSBC is questionable due to them openly flaunting their lifestyle on social media and the amount of time he actually spends (or doesn’t spend) working.
She apparently cheated on John and had an ongoing relationship around 2017/2018. Tea has been shared via former friends who say she was away with her fancy man/lady the night before Mr Luxe had arranged and called off a birthday brunch for his princess after she failed to appear. It was after this that the Luxe’s seemingly perfect marriage started showing up on Instagram along with a lot more Chanel and Cartier.
The Manor House
Well there is no Manor House
Horsham Heights (HH) is a 2 bed flat situated within lush grounds in Horsham shared by a number of other flats.
She claims herself and John bought the property together shortly after they met but it’s been proven there were no flats sold around this time so most likely owned by John himself and he moved her in.
Fellow tattler @Jasmine is Johns ex wife who has confirmed much of the above.
Previously in Paris.... The old and the grubby (avec nouveau fringe) bobbed on a plane to relocate stay in le Bristol during the continuing pandemic but it's ok as apparently it's a "business opportunity". Not sure what the biz is. Seen 3 shit coats that even Ali Express don't appear to be stocking and a diarrhoea coloured A/W dress that you wouldn't be buried in let alone be seen alive in even in the dark, winter months when you're not going anywhere because of a PANDEMIC but anyway ...
When not on "business" goes to the same restaurants, drinks the same wine, takes pictures of the same food with the same shit comments, the same car trips, to the same places, to take the same pictures of the same shit clothes in a different colour. YAWNNNNN-A.
In Paris, she released a godawful SKY AD reel and promoted her 0.1 millisecond silent extra part in Riviera to "paid in Rose" acting work and more reels are appearing that seem to be fuelled by day drinking as it can be the only reason for the off the scale levels of cringe.
Finally got her (wrong) Hermes bag and now wants the "real deal". (Who really knows how they got the bag, if OMR really went to the store or if it was delivered to the hotel and how much was paid for the bag but we can be sure the repayment to OMR was far "more spenny".
Not content (is she ever??) with staying in a hotel in the centre of Paris, ol' Yawna decided to photoshop the Eiffel Tower into her breakfast pictures because ... well who knows why ... but anyone brave enough to mention it in the comments found their comments also photoshopped via the delete button - wonder why..
As of early November, Paris was locked down, and Lorna was forced back to England from her “indefinite” stay in Paris. The “indefinite” stay consisted of 3 ITS mega-dumps. Most of which she left to the Red Cross.
After serving her 2 week isolation following her return from Paris, she conjured up a fictional story about the boiler in her flat being broken. Evidently it was impossible to stay there in such extreme conditions, so she feigned an over night emergency trip to an AIRBNB for warmth.
This actually turned out to be a non-essential 4 day trip to london, where she stayed at Browns Hotel. During lockdown.
Happily she managed to pack all the Black Friday ITS drop, AND all her handbags AND managed a full photoshoot in the streets of London. Phew!
She further added insult to injury, by declaring she was back at home after 1 day, making tea for the plumbers. She wasn’t.
Morally, an all time low.
December was a quiet one as Lorna was out sneaking round breaking tier rules.
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Its_Me
VIP Member
She’s not rich! She’s a fucking tramp cocking her head to get the vintage Bentley logo in while picking at her badly painted chipped red nails flashing her cubic zirconia ring 
it would take me 2 mins to go on Instagram and find at least 10 girls who look more luxe and ‘rich’ than she does with minimal effort.
it would take me 2 mins to go on Instagram and find at least 10 girls who look more luxe and ‘rich’ than she does with minimal effort.Hey Tattlers, lol, I used to follow Lorna, I unfollowed maybe 6 months ago.. this thread was an eye opener.. I fell for her guff about her “In the shite” range.. poorest quality ever.. she used to respond to my DMs (cringe I know) but when I said it was false advertising.. silence. It’s really such a sad life to lead... I hope this nonfluencers phase and following dies as quickly as Covid. I look at Alex Riviera and think omg you ooze class our dear Lorna wouldn’t even know how to.. and Tamara.. bet Lorna seethes over that collection of Hermes. Lockdown is boring, I’m a bottle of wine down after a long day of work and decided to post for the first time in 18months of following this thread 
LadyLockdown
VIP Member
Is she for real... she's going to the garage to buy matches incase they have a power cut.
She lives with a fucking smoker. Her lies make no sense. Such a dumb cunt.
She lives with a fucking smoker. Her lies make no sense. Such a dumb cunt.
Ohmydays
VIP Member
Fukkin Trollope has pissed me right off .. I wear my Hi Viz jacket with pride Yawna cos I’m an NHS COVID VACCINATION VOLUNTEER .. that’s right VOLUNTEER no gifts no freebies no wages I’m giving my time for FREE No ££££ that’s what you call an act of kindness . Is she still not aware that outside her wooden room and smug life full of empty chairs, lights, filters smoke and mirrors There’s a Fukkin pandemic causing some poor unfortunate folk to have had their lives turned upside down. Let alone NHS staff struggling with what they see in the hospitals and having to go home and keep their families safe . So Fukkin stick your ‘reflective jacket up your arse ‘ cos it serves absolutely NO relevant purpose worn by Lorna Fukkin Luxeless
LadyLockdown
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What do we think?
Pretty?
Patty-o’doors
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Ohmydays
VIP Member
I’ve mentioned before that I saw them both in Brighton .. she looked puffy, grubby, dreadful orange streaky tan , face full of awful make up .. naff hair I was absolutely shocked.. nothing Luxe about her at all she looked like a right chav .Yes exactly this, she has to prerecord so she’s filtered and then upload it into Instagram. I’d love to see her in the flesh too. It’s one thing influencers using the Instagram filters which are disclosed in the top left corner, but Lorna is a whole other level - it’s literally a disguise at this point. She adapts the filter slightly depending on what she’s trying to show but she’ll brighten & whiten her teeth & eyes (both are naturally yellow and dead looking), define her features, slim her face down, adds makeup, smooths skin texture. Let’s not even get started on the warping of her entire facial structure at the beginning of the pandemic....
Where do we all reckon she’s going to be ‘shooting’ today?
he looked and walked like an old man with dyed hair. I was sat outside a bar in the Lanes watched them walk towards me and right past me .. I was Fukkin gobsmacked
Wifo1976
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Jewellery like that on men especially bracelets remind me of Jimmy Saville
Think of the itching!I’m sorry ... who the hell wants a woollen gusset round their fanny