‘We live near a forest so we get a lot of power cuts’ she is properly mental
Lorna Luxe #21 Sleeps all day or watches Sky, sits in the Bentley to tell another lie.
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Exactly, what does one have to do with the other?
I'm premenstrual and would happily nut her today.
Why the hell has she ripped her cap? Wtf?!
she looks like I used to in 1992 with my gear from Wembley market
she looks like I used to in 1992 with my gear from Wembley market
Looney Lorna. The hat is a bleeping disaster but I’m still stuck on why the Dior saddle bag was so difficult to source.
I heard she got caught in the crossfire of a turf war on the mean streets of Horsham
"I also want to get a reflective jacket for my boot. I've wanted one for ages, so yeah, if I get a good one I'll post pics later"
(That was a direct transcription of her narrative).
Does she think reflective jackets (from the garage) come in Chanel black or Dior grey with exaggerated sleeves?
Yeah the whole story was completely stupid. She's beyond mental at this point."I also want to get a reflective jacket for my boot. I've wanted one for ages, so yeah, if I get a good one I'll post pics later"
(That was a direct transcription of her narrative).
Does she think reflective jackets (from the garage) come in Chanel black or Dior grey with exaggerated sleeves?
Yes, I have a vision now of her posting a pic of herself later, wearing the reflective jacket, and then comments from the fawnas like "OMG, where did you get this plz? Love!" and "#reflectivejacketgoals" and "What size are you wearing pls"
Where’s @Jasmine when you need her ? Were there many power cuts when you lived there ?
Seriously weird woman, hi-viz jacket why? There for if you break down and you shouldn’t be travelling anyway.
Just more and more brazen outrageous lies, I doubt there always having power cuts it’s a refurbished house into flats that would have been taken into consideration. What about all those candles you light
Not only does she look trash she sounds like trash. Still cannot believe people support her
Just more and more brazen outrageous lies, I doubt there always having power cuts it’s a refurbished house into flats that would have been taken into consideration. What about all those candles you light
Not only does she look trash she sounds like trash. Still cannot believe people support her
I didn’t get that? Where does she thinks she lives, the alps??"I also want to get a reflective jacket for my boot. I've wanted one for ages, so yeah, if I get a good one I'll post pics later"
(That was a direct transcription of her narrative).
Does she think reflective jackets (from the garage) come in Chanel black or Dior grey with exaggerated sleeves?
Lol!!!!!!! Errr....no...there wasn't and they're not that near to a forest...lol...omg
The forest comment made me laugh! We’ve just been for a drive around there looking for some snow as we haven’t had much in my village and she has so much photo op there for her ITS dumps, literally just needs to stick on the gum boots and go for a little walk up the road and there’s plenty of great backdrops, piries place car park as a photo location seems even more baffling now
I wonder if the high vis will be sized up
Hi-viz jacket's a splendid idea. It'll make it easier for the local plod to see her when she's out lockdown-breaking, undertaking non-essential journeys (away from the forest that is). I wonder if she's been talking to the fairies (the ones that live in the forest).
Titties - you’re on fire this afternoon. Funny duckers.
it’s all scene setting isn’t it. The influencer equivalent of “ cock waving”.
Trying to infer rural luxury living near a Forrest in her Manor House.
And how rich ( and generous) must she be to be giving away Dior bags.
it’s all scene setting isn’t it. The influencer equivalent of “ cock waving”.
Trying to infer rural luxury living near a Forrest in her Manor House.
And how rich ( and generous) must she be to be giving away Dior bags.
Fukkin Trollope has pissed me right off .. I wear my Hi Viz jacket with pride Yawna cos I’m an NHS COVID VACCINATION VOLUNTEER .. that’s right VOLUNTEER no gifts no freebies no wages I’m giving my time for FREE No ££££ that’s what you call an act of kindness . Is she still not aware that outside her wooden room and smug life full of empty chairs, lights, filters smoke and mirrors There’s a Fukkin pandemic causing some poor unfortunate folk to have had their lives turned upside down. Let alone NHS staff struggling with what they see in the hospitals and having to go home and keep their families safe . So Fukkin stick your ‘reflective jacket up your arse ‘ cos it serves absolutely NO relevant purpose worn by Lorna Fukkin Luxeless
Hi Vis jacket. Attention seeking TOOL.
And that ripped cap that looks like it’s come straight out of the bin, is truly hideous.
And that ripped cap that looks like it’s come straight out of the bin, is truly hideous.
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I’m going to be completely devo if she doesn’t get back to us about her high vis, I need to know if I should size up or not.
The sooner she runs into a forest and never comes back the better.
This reinvention as a chavette style youngen complete with Adidas sports socks is truly tragic. About 9 months too late on loungewear and about 2 years too late on street style. Stop trying to master every look Hun, most aren't for you!
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