Lorna Luxe #21 Sleeps all day or watches Sky, sits in the Bentley to tell another lie.

[Its_Me]

What does she see when she looks in the mirror because that make up is atrocious

 

[LadyLockdown]

What does she see when she looks in the mirror because that make up is atrocious

Needs eye test.
That'll be her next essential trip in to the Bentley.

 

[Just watching it all]

It’s never ending with this witch. These were such a necessary lockdown purchase

Pissing myself as last night I was browsing Celine and there's a Celine St Tropez sweatshirt which is soooo Lorna but I guess she could only afford the socks

 

[Hereforthepictures]

What does she bleeping look like.

Also, hedi slimane celine is trash, probably why Lorna is into it. Celine socks indeed, phoebe philo are you watching

 

[theothersmurfette]

What does she see when she looks in the mirror because that make up is atrocious

and her hair!!!!!! whats with the roots

What does she bleeping look like.

Also, hedi slimane celine is trash, probably why Lorna is into it. Celine socks indeed, phoebe philo are you watching

why not just put on a blanket instead? who wears top like that around the house.........

 

[thecatspyjamas1977]

Lydia Millen today:
An Hermes bag will never make you happy.
A big house in the country will never make you happy.

 

[pink_norris]

Lydia Millen today:
An Hermes bag will never make you happy.
A big house in the country will never make you happy.

I wonder if they’ve had a falling out?

Bit rich coming from Lidl who got a large house and a Hermes recently.

 

[Honeybee88]

Needs eye test.
That'll be her next essential trip in to the Bentley.

Trip to Barnard Castle

 

[miss trixie]

I wonder if they’ve had a falling out?

Bit rich coming from Lidl who got a large house and a Hermes recently.

Exactly. Still, I suppose we can't expect influenzas to be intellectual as well, can we.

 

[PT32]

You and me both Boo, you and me both.

 

[miss trixie]

You and me both Boo, you and me both.

Perfect. Just perfect. Boo's thinking what we're thinking.

 

[Thisshizisbananas]

What does she see when she looks in the mirror because that make up is atrocious

definitely never heard of a lip liner

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

The shape of her head in these Lorna do you actually understand how to wear a hat?

The hat is too small isn’t it. But she can’t not
Wear it because Raisin / the dog got it her for Xmas and it’s got a Chanel label on it.
It won’t fit over the extensions

For the love of all things holy, will someone PLEASE tell her to stop wearing her bleeping handbag across her front right underneath her boobs. She looks like she's on day-release from a care-in-the-community scheme. Why doesn't John tell her??

On a different note, how much do we think Frisby paid for the caps, before setting his cat on them and then adding a 1,500% markup?

88 bleeping p each ?????? Omg

 

[YouHavinAGiraffe?]

Hasn't anyone noticed that the socks are wayyy too big, even the dog is cringing and looks like he's saying "what the duck Lorna?!".

 

[AllAboutTheMayhem]

You and me both Boo, you and me both.

Those things Shes wearing on legs! Omg. She really does look like she’s on day release.

She’s probably oversized the socks “ to look more expensive”.
instead she looks like a child who’s stolen it’s parents’ socks!

So the green furniture has gone....she wants all white then.

 

[Rbrown91]

I can’t be the only one who hate the ‘hey ya’ ‘how’s your day going’ possible the least genuine greeting I’ve ever heard. I’m cringing so hard!!

‘My jumpers Slavic catalier in case you were wondering’ don’t worry Lorna we weren’t

 

[Same stuff different day]

The shape of her head in these Lorna do you actually understand how to wear a hat?

Guessing it doesn’t fit with her extensions in. So much for Chanel

For the love of all things holy, will someone PLEASE tell her to stop wearing her bleeping handbag across her front right underneath her boobs. She looks like she's on day-release from a care-in-the-community scheme. Why doesn't John tell her??

On a different note, how much do we think Frisby paid for the caps, before setting his cat on them and then adding a 1,500% markup?

I was about to post that ! The bag looks ridiculous. She’s such a follower. Idiot

 

[it’s not been changed?!]

You beat me to it @PT32 It’s cos her head’s too big for that £££ cap ... it looks like it’s just perched on the top of her head ... fukkin hilarious

I was gonna say, it’s cos her head is too big

 

[Nuttywidow]

I wonder if they’ve had a falling out?

Bit rich coming from Lidl who got a large house and a Hermes recently.

She’s very pretty though and does great reels !

 

[annabelle_bronstein]

She looks like a giant dollop of melting ice cream