She used to use this photo or similar when she’d talk about her rented property in Paris. Absolute joker
Lorna Luxe #21 Sleeps all day or watches Sky, sits in the Bentley to tell another lie.
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Guys I am cracking up. She lost 1036 followers yesterday (during a giveaway). Just looked back from the 17th to today (the full length of the Zara voucher giveaway) and she has paid £1000 and gained 385 followers 
that’s £2.60 per follower). In the last 30 days she’s lost 14,160 followers. Hahahahhahahahahahhaha twit.
that’s £2.60 per follower). In the last 30 days she’s lost 14,160 followers. Hahahahhahahahahahhaha twit.
I’m sorry ... who the hell wants a woollen gusset round their fanny 
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Jewellery like that on men especially bracelets remind me of Jimmy Saville
Think of the itching!I’m sorry ... who the hell wants a woollen gusset round their fanny
polyester knit too. BleurghI’m sorry ... who the hell wants a woollen gusset round their fanny
I’m itchy just looking at it !I’m sorry ... who the hell wants a woollen gusset round their fanny
I can smell it from hereI’m sorry ... who the hell wants a woollen gusset round their fanny
FFS !!!!!!!!!! Hope she’s bloody learnt how to use it now 
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How can she use it on her strands of lanky hair? The polyester extensions will melt!FFS !!!!!!!!!! Hope she’s bloody learnt how to use it now
@Sophie92 im crying at "fanny felt thrushy"
I cannot wait for this demo. It’s going to be an utter shitshow.FFS !!!!!!!!!! Hope she’s bloody learnt how to use it now
ha ha! That’s why we want to see it!! It’ll be hilarious!! But on the other hand if she can do it, anyone can, so sales might rocketFFS !!!!!!!!!! Hope she’s bloody learnt how to use it now
So... minoxidil is a common treatment for female hair loss. You don’t need a prescription like she says, it is OTC as Regaine for Women for like £25. It would also explain why her face looks a bit hairy sometimes.
Im pretty sure that would be what’s caused her hair growth and they just rebranded it as PK1 Minoxodill and added a bunch of other steps to drive up the price.
What bothers me the most is, in the daily Mail article there’s no mention of this. It’s only about Tricho 7 and a heat protector alone that she credits her results to.
It reads; “ Tricho 7 contains green tea extract to fight against damaging free radicals, Piroctone Olamine to remove dry flakes from the scalp and Methyl Nicotinateto enlarge the scalp's blood capillaries and improve circulation.”
What a load of tit.
Lorna doing her Barnet.
Doctor Lorna is out with her vitamin d advice.
Firstly, it’s better to take in liquid form, for absorption. Tablets are mainly a waste of time for chronic vitamin d deficiency.
Secondly, most people who live in England or at least the north of England can’t even make vitamin d for 6 months of the year because the sunlight isn’t strong enough. If your shadow is longer than you,it’s not strong enough.
Thirdly, duck off.
Firstly, it’s better to take in liquid form, for absorption. Tablets are mainly a waste of time for chronic vitamin d deficiency.
Secondly, most people who live in England or at least the north of England can’t even make vitamin d for 6 months of the year because the sunlight isn’t strong enough. If your shadow is longer than you,it’s not strong enough.
Thirdly, duck off.
Well-researched and plagiarised, Dr Lorna...
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Who would’ve thought, the copycat queen
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