Lauren Goodger #53 All the press coverage for the Bisto Kid Is making Big Loz flip her lid

[Pom Bear]

Pom needs to make an updated grey / sparkly canvas with all the Laureen Tattle meme phrases.

Special shout out to the photos next to her telly / around her house that are ALL Photoshopped / filtered images of her. She's so cringe.

Just made xx.

Back later tonight

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Bisto kid is a legend today

 

[Socklicker]

Pleeeeeeease laureen.
Pleeeeease.
Get the same surgery as kp next.

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The funniest surgery ever.
Perpetually startled.

Go on lozza, you've already made a start.
Do it do it. Double dares ya

(extra sweetcorn if you have the same straight line of stitches)

 

[Pom Bear]

Looooooool x
Big Loz having a rest against Big Ben. No wonder it leans x

 

[geordiegirl]

New thread Scrunchies! Thanks to @Clickbait for the new title!!

Onwards and upwards for the next instalment!

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Lauren Goodger #52 BYG and Chaz are toast, left to beg on her own for Larose and Laroast

Congratulations to @fluffy_peanut on the thread title 👏 - a long time lurker turned title winner 👑 As promised I’ve put together a poll for the Scrunchies to pick what the new baby’s name will be from some amazing suggestions in the last thread. You can choose 2 options. Quick recap: After...

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Roundup:

She’s still preggers
Chaz went off with the Bisto kid Amy whilst they were split and Amy keeps coming back with photos that obvs keep winding up our BYG as she puts photos on from about ten years ago
She claimed herself as ‘soft pretty’
She went out for a carvery
She’s made Big Ben bend into the Thames with such bad photoshopping (but it hasn’t been touched according to her)
She’s starting a You Tube Chanel (her word, not mine) and will be uploading their recent trip to the Sea Life Centre in London which we absolutely cannot wait for as it will be photoshopped to the hilt and LaBored will still look at her like she wants to kill her
Been gifted a free pram again
And, she’s still a cunt

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Lauren Goodger #54 Queen of Scams, Fists Like Hams

 

[Pom Bear]

I wonder if Loz will use her same pregnancy pics from last year and pass them off as this time lol.

Here's a few pregnancy pics I made about a year ago now.. xx.

 

[WordSalad]

Thread title suggestion
Lauren Goodger # 54 Goodger's always on the scrounge, poor Larose never leaves the lounge.

 

[MuckyDucker]

A couple more from the family albums

(am gonna say she was easy to cut out of the London one, strangely her legs are in a straight line ......)

 

[Socklicker]

A different face in every pic

 

[Blockedbyadmin]

She’ll be getting a double pram if she knows what good for her and the economy rather than another free pram and then another when the baby is here. Fucks me right off, I’m due our next baby in may and we’re having to save up madly for heating and a double pram that will be second hand as brand new isn’t an option and this no body just gets stuff sent to her when she can afford what she wants.

I’m self employed and work my arse off as is my husband and she just does sweet naff all, lays around eating and doing nothing and her bairn doesn’t even know what another child probs looks like and she still gets what she wants. The world is fucked up.

I continue to feel so sorry for the sprogs. Although it does look like Laplanned is besotted with daddy so that’s nice to see. Maybe he’s a good dad.

 

[Pom Bear]

You know when kids find a beached whale on the sand, and they go up to the corpse and poke it with a stick? Can someone do that to Loz please? Missing her content and blubbersome output.

Looooool I had a go for you xx

 

[Pom Bear]

Agree completely.
She’s just a vapid nobody, they're all interchangeable, photoshopped to hell and desperate, all parts of the same waste of space.
To be actively engaging with lozza is feeble. I suppose like attracts like.



Superb list.

Can I add Benny.

Looool xx.

 

[Xxcxcc]

If you're reading this Amy . don't back down from that bunch of cokeheads, keep all the evidence and shame the lump that is Lauren. Playground behaviour all because Amy is more pretty than Lauren. If her family were to fight everyone prettier than her they would be fighting the whole world because Lauren is rough as toast and don't get me started on that mother of hers with her baccy tash. She is one if the most roughest, manly looking women I have ever seen. Like mother like daughter . both cokeheads, both shit mothers and both fugly as fuck

 

[Pom Bear]

I leave this more realistic advert here while I catch up x

 

[Pom Bear]

Those were the days lol




I mean wtaf! Nigella must be quaking in her designer shoes

I think she is as good a cook as Brooklyn Beckham xx.

Here she is with Brooklyn getting some cooking tips loooool xx

Your facing the wrong way you silly cow! ..

 

[Pom Bear]

Oh Pom this is the best ever

Thank you xx

Here she is at the Sydney opera house..oops I mean by her rack of clean plates looooool xx.

 

[Pom Bear]

Thanks Pom, you never disappoint x

Thank you you're welcome xx.

Scrunchies have been on fire these past two weeks!
Forget about Rembrandt. We have @Pom Bear

Thank you xx.



Loool ...

 

[Pom Bear]

I leave this here before catching up later xx.

 

[Anna666]

Hmmmmmm