Lauren Goodger #53 All the press coverage for the Bisto Kid Is making Big Loz flip her lid

[Sunnydaze101]

I just read her blurb. Man she has bad English.

Seems like that company had to remind her to post about them as the ungrateful witch forgot too.

 

[lamaitresse]

Oh, Lozza. Who spells "picnics" as "pic nics"? (Maybe her always-ravenous mindset is mistaking it for Pick N Mix?).

#notgifted ??! You mean she actually bought something? (I bet they still offered money off).Even Liberace would think twice about that décor (reference for the teenagers).What does "I haven't this also" mean?!

Here's Lauren trying to amend her #notanad post.

Surely if you're promoting a company, ad or discount or not, you would PROOFREAD first so you don't piss the company off? Maybe even run it by them first? She is such a dope. Any idiot could promote a company but Lauren fucks even that up.

She did something similar when praising the people who removed poop off her sofa - her grammar and spelling were so nonsensical it just made them look unprofessional/desperate for choosing her to advertise them.

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

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Maybe the neighbours didn't want everyone to know they overlooked HMP LahowmuchlongerofmysentencedoIhavetoserve's exercise yard.

 

[Intoxicating]

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A different face in every pic

 

[Silly-old-Slapper]

You wanna book a double appointment and meet outside Flares so we can take one for the team ?

I'll come with yous, I'll be in me Black Nanna trainers, and my fave pair of Geordie Jeans. (the double side-seamed Le Breves are a bit too snug these days!)

 

[Notredamn]

Don't give her ideas, she'll be begging for an interiors line like her friend Jacqueline Jossa. Looks great with a chunky trainer/cheating boyfriend/photoshopped waistline!!

Just throw it on- PERFICK!

 

[Blowup80]

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Look at all the different faces on that Insta page. Deluded fucker. The one with Labored was edited too wasn't it. One of us worked out she had edited a smile on to her. Poor Baba.

 

[Socklicker]

A different face in every pic

 

[mohawk]

Someone Might have already said this but surely it's the massive wind machines blowing BYG to 5 sizes bigger than she is, that have caused Big Ben to tilt?

 

[JakeM]

Bewful

 

[bargainhunt99]

Is my phone spying on me??
Why have I got this ad?

 

[Crowbag]

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Here's Lauren trying to amend her #notanad post.

Surely if you're promoting a company, ad or discount or not, you would PROOFREAD first so you don't piss the company off? Maybe even run it by them first? She is such a dope. Any idiot could promote a company but Lauren fucks even that up.

She did something similar when praising the people who removed poop off her sofa - her grammar and spelling were so nonsensical it just made them look unprofessional/desperate for choosing her to advertise them.

Nice to see her trying to spell phoney.

 

[geordiegirl]

You wanna book a double appointment and meet outside Flares so we can take one for the team ?

Yes!!!!

 

[geordiegirl]

Wonder what companies she’ll be advertising today with her bad spelling and grammar

 

[roseturntupnose]

So was that balloon shoot supposed to be the big gender reveal?
Then Amy announced the scandal and big loz revealed the gender to try and distract from chaz trying to impregnate anything with a questionable tan and pulse

At least loz has realised its easier to photoshop against a plain background, rather than street slabs or outside a pub

 

[hayleybaby]

So was that balloon shoot supposed to be the big gender reveal?
Then Amy announced the scandal and big loz revealed the gender to try and distract from chaz trying to impregnate anything with a questionable tan and pulse

At least loz has realised its easier to photoshop against a plain background, rather than street slabs or outside a pub

Still manages to giver self a square bump though

 

[MrsGripperStebson]

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[Pom Bear]

Looooooool x
Big Loz having a rest against Big Ben. No wonder it leans x

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Looooooool x
Big Loz having a rest against Big Ben. No wonder it leans x

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Oh this has made me laugh this morning. Hope your head is lots better this morning Pom xx

 

[LaSoiDisantDame]

Love your ‘Leaning Tower of Lozza’ this morning Pom, perfect to get me through a meeting with a load of grumpy gits