Lauren Goodger #53 All the press coverage for the Bisto Kid Is making Big Loz flip her lid

[Crowbag]

First scan photo we’ve seen…

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1. 'Baby girl' makes me vom.
Especially as it's probably what Charlie calls you in bed. Gross.

2. Don't make out you're supermum.
This storm needs respect, it's a damned sight more powerful than you. People have died in it today.
It's idiots like you driving when the emergency services are saying keep off the roads, that cause accidents. The scan could have waited.

3. We know you're a shite mother anyway, waving a scan around doesn't change that.
Prat.

Aaaaand
4.
The baby looks like you. Same fuzzy outline.

 

[Blowup80]

I hope Odd Bod is back with her ... we need more photos like these golden moments ... of our BYG ... wiv her strong ormones ... perfekt bluudsss .... her psikik ` rita ora ` and those industrial strength WIND MACHINES the press use ..... while hidden in their vans for 12hrs waiting for our big lozzz .... BYG to be seen in public ... come on charlie boy, its worth it, just for the giggles ...... AYYEEEE

I do hope she has kept that skirt.

 

[roseturntupnose]

Girl ain't leaving her cave til she's had her full body lipo

 

[Notredamn]

Thread title
Wishes she was in the public eye, still scoffin pies, spouting complete lies

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Do you think she did a YouTube video but found it so exhausting she hasn't the energy to upload it yet. Rest needed for bewful, soft, mamma to 2 babies

Nah, said it before and say it again: bewfulyungel is too dumb to figure out how to use video filters and doesn’t want to share the video of the staff at the aquarium trying to hoist her into a tank after mistaking her for an orca.

 

[Sunnydaze101]

Not even a day! Cut it out big lozza you won’t look like Amy

Cracks me up how from the same account she’s asking pervs to sign up to her pregnancy nudes at midnight and then in the morning from the same account posts crap about her baby. And she said last week “what about respect for LaRose!!”

if she had any respect for her own child she would set up another account to promote her porn business.

And not only that has started the nude bath shots again including LaRose in them to further excite her creeps. She’s so vile!!!

 

[Sjr2607]

someone is skint, Lauren you do not look like that, you never have and never will

 

[Clickbait]

Subject and title guesses Scrunchies! I'll start:

Self Tannin Applicashun "50 Shades of Bisto" by BSYG (Bewful Soft Yung Gel)

How to make your baby gel your wewld: tips for being the best mutha ever

1. Wean your baby as early as possible so you can have more sleep - doesn’t matter if they’re ready or not;
2. The television is a great baby sitter - prop your baby up with a pillow and plonk them in front of the TV. More time to edit your photos and eye fuck your own reflection;
3. Make sure you take your baby out of the house when you get your hair and nails done. Baby gel needs to realise from an early age that image is everything, doesn’t matter if chemical fumes aren’t good for her: beauty is pain;
4. Remember as a mutha, it’s all about you so name your baby gel after you. Make it a unique and classy name, preferably an anagram of a sex act or activity;
5. Baby gel needs a profile - create an Instagram account to post all her photos to: dressed up in polyester outfits with big headbands (the bigger the better) or half naked. Often those ones get the most likes from men. It’s important that men are interested from an early age.

 

[Mrs Brill]

Why does she need to hawk around for a hairdresser to do her blow dry? She's been doing these shoots "for 12 years"; surely she must have the number of every sucker in Essex she's freebie'd off on speed dial; unless she's bled them dry of goodwill and reputation - beggy mare.

 

[xyzcba]

Assemble all Scrunchies, what we missed? (Apart from BYG completely not comprehending simple sentences ) Or is this old cyanide story from a couple of years ago that's been resurrected?



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I remember this interview and watched a clip, whilst I wouldn't expect a bafta winning bewful yun gel to know what cyanide is - it was the fact she said specifically she doesn't care what it is, her followers will lap it up or something along those lines. So to try and be all 'I didn't know' is bullshit, anyone with 2 braincells to rub together or a shred of moral decency would ask what it is, before showing off she can flog anything to her gullible 'fans'.

Rancid tramp.

 

[minamoon]

I was having a really shite morning until I saw this. Spat my smoothie out. How lucky are we to be blessed with this soft, pretty yung gel.

 

[Blowup80]

Who cuts in to a Kiev on a chopping board and not their plate! Total fanny this one. Bet Chaz was like ere Loz where is the garlic butter from me Kiev? On the chopping board babes

 

[Sunnydaze101]

That’s quite a big stomach for four months isn’t it.
She keeps panning to the other pillow. Is she trying to show Charlie is not there and she hasn’t taken him back yet?? Is she waiting for her Valentine’s Day special again. Last years was a doozy

Remember the Tatttlers discovered her gender reveal and told the Sun ( or Sun read here).

Hopefully she’s treated to some more balloons and Ferraro Rochers this year like last year.

Man those pics seem like yesterday. Don’t think anyone would have guessed shed be knocked up again one year later

And remember this poem he wrote from the baby to her. So poetic. I wonder if the shell get one this year

“Happy Valentine’s Day Amy Lauren”

 

[Pom Bear]

Oh no the awful thing that trains our Lozza is coming up my neck of the woods

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Hellsbells that's very pink x.

Is it sponsored by Windolene x.

 

[Intoxicating]

Medically trained to Lauren probably means she put a nurses outfit on once.

And that was for Onlyfans

 

[JakeM]

It is criminal that we’re only just making a film about BYG in 2022. She’s a stron and independent yungel who doesn’t need a man, she is a 24/7 hands on mum to her baby girl, she predicted that she was carrying a baby girl because she is a psychic, she is very spiritual and has a very calming Rita Ora when around her baby girl, her bloods during pregacy were amazing, her ormones are very stron, and her diet during pregacy was very elfy. Scientists are still trying to determine how one woman could be so bewful, brave, kind, and selfless. She is, as bewful yungels would say…'like, literally the most bewful yungel in the wewld babes '

 

[FlirtyThirty]

 

[Sjr2607]

Well buy it then Lauen you beggy

Beggy Bitch

 

[minnietheminx]

Burn baby burn

 

[Userom]

We have balloons - Scrunchies assemble - We have BALLOONS !!

(Unfortunately BYG isnt holding the balloons but next best thing she is standing with Balloons)

YAY